Worste Movie Ever? - Blu-ray Forum

ObiTrentKenobi · 01-06-2009, 10:52 PM

What's the worste movie ever made, that can be found on dvd?
(other than The Fountain, or Star Wars Clone Wars because i've already seen that garbage)

1.) must be somewhat appropriate (no nudity)

I want to see;
a) Bad Acting
b) stupid plot
c) rediculous scenarios
d) horrible endings
e) anything that can make a movie bad

nycomet · 01-06-2009, 11:03 PM

I submit Cuba Gooding's SHADOWBOXER as one of the worse movies ever. He actually "bones" Helen Mirren

(who I believe is his mother via adoption).

The acting sucks harder than a Dyson vacuum cleaner. The plot is thinner than the atmosphere on Mars. It left me feeling colder than the polar ice caps.

http://www.shadowboxerthefilm.com

FILM SYNOPSIS (as hyped by the distributor)

Shadowboxer is an emotionally-charged, full-throttle noir, which delves deep into the harsh underworld of organized crime and uncovers the complex lives of trained assassins, Mikey (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and Rose (Helen Mirren). But when a brutal crime boss wants his wife dead, Rose has a change of heart when they find her pregnant. And so, the three begin a harrowing life on the run. Driven by fierce love, Rose and Mikey protect their adopted family from present danger – looking to redeem their tragic past. In this taut thriller, Daniels continues to draw characters and stories from the darkest edges of life. Unafraid to tackle controversial social issues, Daniels carves out his own creative niche in independent cinema, marked by a commitment to multidimensional representations of African-Americans.

Shadowboxer marks the directorial debut of Lee Daniels, producer of the Academy Award-nominated MONSTER'S BALL and the critically acclaimed THE WOODSMAN.

thedarkangel1975 · 01-06-2009, 11:05 PM

Anything by Uwe Boll, Sci Fi Channel Presents, or Battlefield Earth

ajgoodfella7 · 01-06-2009, 11:14 PM

Batman & Robin easily... not only a terrible script, but half the actors didn't even try.

Secretagentnumber6 · 01-06-2009, 11:15 PM

Raising Genius. I think it has pretty much every category you mentioned locked up. Horrible movie.

JamesKurtovich · 01-06-2009, 11:25 PM

Get the Ed Wood boxset.

As for modern films, 'The Happening' comes to mind.

Septimus Prime · 01-06-2009, 11:41 PM

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Blu As Hell · 01-06-2009, 11:45 PM

Torque.

Let's see...

Bad Script
Bad Acting
Bad Direction
Bad Editing
Bad Music
Bad Special Effect (Visual and Sound)

I could go on but you get the gist.

assydingo · 01-07-2009, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesKurtovich

Get the Ed Wood boxset.

As for modern films, 'The Happening' comes to mind.

I got that thinking it'd be enjoyable in a silly way. Yeah... it's just bad.

There's stock footage of softcore inserted at random spots to make it longer x.x.

nick1091 · 01-07-2009, 12:43 AM

The worst movie I ever finished was a DTV "horror" (and I use the term loosely) film called Killjoy. Basically, a kid is bullied and subsequently killed, so he is somehow resurrected into a clown doll (well when he comes back he's actually a man dressed as the clown, or something, really it's pretty stupid.) The plot is unbelievably dumb, and Killjoy is without a doubt the most effeminate slasher in movie history.

The DVD is worth a rental if only for the behind the scenes featurette, with all the terrible actors and the talentless production film rave about this piece of crap like they just made Citizen Kane.

Argento Fan · 01-07-2009, 12:46 AM

Meet the Spartans was a wasted 20 minutes. That has to be the worst I have ever seen.

Sloan78 · 01-07-2009, 01:06 AM

Epic Movie
Date Movie
Someunkownbeknowntitleasofyet Movie...

The Mr Safety · 01-07-2009, 01:20 AM

If you really want to see a horrible movie with terrible acting and a rediculous story here you go. Be WARNED, it is really bad.

nick1091 · 01-07-2009, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mr Safety

If you really want to see a horrible movie with terrible acting and a rediculous story here you go. Be WARNED, it is really bad.

Wow, good call. I actually rented this movie hoping for some cheesey gun. The former I got, the latter, not so much.

They actually released a sequel (Passion of the Crust), which was even worse.

ObiTrentKenobi · 01-07-2009, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick1091

Wow, good call. I actually rented this movie hoping for some cheesey gun. The former I got, the latter, not so much.

They actually released a sequel (Passion of the Crust), which was even worse.

Wow.... i think i'm gonna head to blockbuster and rent "the gingerbread man"! that looks terrible!

The Mr Safety · 01-07-2009, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObiTrentKenobi

Wow.... i think i'm gonna head to blockbuster and rent "the gingerbread man"! that looks terrible!

Oh you won't be dissappointed. It is very terrible. I rented it a couple weeks ago from blockbuster and watched with a few friends. We laughed so hard at how bad it was.

thecroshow · 01-07-2009, 05:25 AM

the crappening by far

Marcusarilius · 01-07-2009, 01:23 AM

"Santa Clause vs. the Matians" or "Mars Needs Women".

Both don't even qualify for a Mystery Science theater 2000 run.

P@t_Mtl · 01-07-2009, 01:42 AM

I always thought that everyone agreed that the worst movie ever made was Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outerspace?

But yes Mars Need's Women should be a close second.

714 BLUMAN · 01-07-2009, 10:16 PM

THE WICKER MAN WITH NICK CAGE ALMOST BROKE UP MY GF FOR TAKING ME TO SEE THAT CRAP

01-06-2009, 10:52 PM	#1
ObiTrentKenobi Special Member Top contributor Member since:Sep 2008 Location:United States of Love 4K collection:14 Blu-ray collection:205 DVD collection:155 Digital collection:155 Blu-ray reviews: 1	Worste Movie Ever? What's the worste movie ever made, that can be found on dvd? (other than The Fountain, or Star Wars Clone Wars because i've already seen that garbage) 1.) must be somewhat appropriate (no nudity) I want to see; a) Bad Acting b) stupid plot c) rediculous scenarios d) horrible endings e) anything that can make a movie bad Last edited by ObiTrentKenobi; 01-06-2009 at 11:00 PM.

01-06-2009, 11:03 PM	#2
nycomet Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Long Island, NY, USA ; I enjoy watching 3D blu-rays; 41 Blufans steels so far Home Theater Gallery:11 Blu-ray collection:1344 DVD collection:55 Digital collection:246 Blu-ray reviews:40 Trading Score:343	I submit Cuba Gooding's SHADOWBOXER as one of the worse movies ever. He actually "bones" Helen Mirren (who I believe is his mother via adoption). The acting sucks harder than a Dyson vacuum cleaner. The plot is thinner than the atmosphere on Mars. It left me feeling colder than the polar ice caps. http://www.shadowboxerthefilm.com FILM SYNOPSIS (as hyped by the distributor) Shadowboxer is an emotionally-charged, full-throttle noir, which delves deep into the harsh underworld of organized crime and uncovers the complex lives of trained assassins, Mikey (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and Rose (Helen Mirren). But when a brutal crime boss wants his wife dead, Rose has a change of heart when they find her pregnant. And so, the three begin a harrowing life on the run. Driven by fierce love, Rose and Mikey protect their adopted family from present danger – looking to redeem their tragic past. In this taut thriller, Daniels continues to draw characters and stories from the darkest edges of life. Unafraid to tackle controversial social issues, Daniels carves out his own creative niche in independent cinema, marked by a commitment to multidimensional representations of African-Americans. Shadowboxer marks the directorial debut of Lee Daniels, producer of the Academy Award-nominated MONSTER'S BALL and the critically acclaimed THE WOODSMAN. Last edited by nycomet; 01-06-2009 at 11:05 PM.

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01-07-2009, 12:43 AM	#10
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Argento Fan Active Member Member since:Sep 2007 Blu-ray collection:1	Meet the Spartans was a wasted 20 minutes. That has to be the worst I have ever seen.

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P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	I always thought that everyone agreed that the worst movie ever made was Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outerspace? But yes Mars Need's Women should be a close second.

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