Cheesiest Line Ever?

[Ray O. Blu]

"GET OFF MY PLANE!" - Harrison Ford
"Stick Around" - Arnold in Predator

[209Mason]

The cheesiest yet still one of my favs...
Sly Stalone in Demolition Man:

"You're gonna remember this the rest of your life... Both seconds of it!"

lol... man, I gotta go watch that soon now.

[Geezer00003]

When Ash says......."gimme some sugar baby"

LOL awesome!

Army of Darkness

[love4blu]

From Total Recall:

Melina: What have you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes
Melina: I think it's still hungry

Lori :Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!
(She goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head)
Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce.

And of course, the memorable

Kuato: Open your miiiind...

[ManUtd]

Titanic: "I'm the king of the world!"

[doctorsteve]

Originally Posted by Ex Accountant

Anything said by The Sphinx in Mystery Men.

I need a key to decipher some of these. What is "grrrr..somebody took it....lol" from?

How can you not love "We are #1! All others are #2, or lower!"

[Mannyfresh84]

Originally Posted by cockles

That is the exact line that came to my mind when I saw this thread! His one-liners were really starting to lose steam by 1996.

Seriously man, I get a big laugh every time I hear that line. Who better at one liners than Arnold himself.

[BluCrew]

My wife was watching The Notebook in the bedroom and I heard this: "If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” WHAT?!?!

[dukenukem]

bennet-how does it feel to be a deadman john
john-bull shit bennet

that movie had so many cheesy liners it just awesome.

[carpaltonnel]

Originally Posted by BluCrew

My wife was watching The Notebook in the bedroom and I heard this: "If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” WHAT?!?!

It's a female thing.

[Santeria]

Ice to meet you!

[ImmaculateChimp]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." -ad libbed by Roddy Piper (played Nada) in "They Live"

[UKTruBlu]

2 quotes:

Showdown in little Tokyo, right after tia carrera and dulph lundgren have sex: Tia: I heard you coming that time!

And from predator by Billy: I ain't got time to bleed!

Just awesome

Got to thank my gorgeous wife for these quotes!

[Lepidopterous]

JACKIE BROWN!

"My ass may be dumb... but I ain't no dumb ass."

-Sam Jackson

[toothless_farmer]

When I think about the cheesiest line in a movie, the only one comes to my mind, said by Lieutenant John McLaine in Die Hard: 'California!'

[Rusty100]

"Stick around"

[caliminius]

The Fellowship of the Ring when they're forming the Fellowship:

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.

And in an instant I was taken back to my all-day geek sessions of playing Dungeons & Dragons at the Georgia Tech student center. Man, those line's were 100% cheese.

[fupduk2]

"I aint got time to bleed." Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Predator

[caliminius]

Originally Posted by ImmaculateChimp

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." -ad libbed by Roddy Piper (played Nada) in "They Live"

Did he really ad lib that? It wasn't part of the script? If so, that's pretty cool. Whether or not it's a cheesy line, it certainly is memorable.

You are aware that Piper's character had no name though, right? It wasn't actually Nada (even though that's what is in the credits). Nada being Spanish for "nothing."

[Jeremy1983]

Chick: "You're a godsend, a savior."

Kevin Costner: "No, I'm a postman."

- The Postman