Best One-Liner's

[Chris66]

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you......stranger"
- The Dark Knight

"I like to keep this handy... for close encounters"
- Aliens

"Stick around"
- Predator

"Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
- Die Hard

"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
- Full Metal Jacket

[Galley]

[after starting up alien ship]
Captain Steven Hiller: I have got to get me one of these!
- Independence Day

[surfdude12]

HAL: [almost sadly] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.

[Bluray_ne1]

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

Bill Murray - Groundhog Day

[Jamespic1118]

Originally Posted by keyzone72

"Hey! ....What do you mean you people?".....Tropic Thunder

"What do YOU mean, you people?"

[Pondosinatra]

"I...want...more...life F**ker!"

[blooded predator]

"IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT" -DUTCH PREDATOR

[JJ]

Originally Posted by blooded predator

"IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT" -DUTCH PREDATOR

"Stick around."



"I ain't got time to bleed." - Blaine

[blooded predator]

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

"Stick around."



"I ain't got time to bleed." - Blaine

awesome choices as well predator rules

[blooded predator]

"i tell them that you say they no good fighters and that moms have sex with mules"kickboxer

[PH3AR]

Originally Posted by shadows4545

Post the best one-liner's you've heard or seen in movies. In my opinion...Ahnuld has one of the best and funniest.

"Stick Around" When Arnold throws a knife at a guy in Predator.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?.....I lied" Commando.

+1 good ones...how bout "I'll be back" The Terminator, Arnold has so many great one liners!

[blooded predator]

Originally Posted by P|-|3@R

+1 good ones...how bout "I'll be back" The Terminator, Arnold has so many great one liners!

cant go wrong with any arnie movie he always has great one liners

[PH3AR]

Originally Posted by mattwing13

Here are 5 of my favs

1) "ante up you ****ing pricks, move! or i'll execute every last one of you mother****ers " - Pulp Fiction

2) "shut your mouth kid or your gonna find yourself floating home" - Star Wars

3) "I Just DOOO things" - The Dark Knight

4) "Give me some sugar baby - Army of Darkness

5)"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite" - Reservoir Dogs

+1 heres some of my favorites from that movie!:

1.Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s***... and Jack left town.

2. Yo, she-b****! Let's go!

3.Groovy.

4.Hail to the king, baby.

5.Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

6.Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

7.Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

8.That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!

9.Alright. Who wants some?

10.Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot

sad thing is i can keep going!!!

[DBLN8]

Blazing Saddles.

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

[PH3AR]

Another one...


Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[toneloctr]

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Good ole Carl Spackler in Caddyshack

[Kryptron]

From Ghostbusters:

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick"

Another good one:

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: "Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say".

[blooded predator]

"that Terminator Is Out There,it Cant Be Bargained With Cant Be Reasoned With It Doesnt Feel Pity Or Remorse And It Absouleotly Will Not Stop Ever Until You Are Dead"reese -terminator



"come With Me If You Want To Live" Spoken In Terminator 1 And 2 By Reese And The Terminator

[toneloctr]

Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Ray Stantz

[blooded predator]

"YOU WILL HAVE LONG BLONDE HAIR,WORLD CLASS BREAST,A## THAT WONT QUIT,AND LEGS THAT GO ALL THE WAY UP" VAL MCKEE TREMORS