2025-2026 College Football Thread

[The Lizard King]

Originally Posted by supersix4

Lizard just PMed me and ask if I had any discount codes for the UCLA store to get a division champ shirt for the pre-sale.

Just kill me now.

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TLK

[The Lizard King]

Bravest Bammer fan ever?

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[supersix4]

Originally Posted by The Lizard King

Bravest Bammer fan ever?

The Bammer that lay da hammer on the rest of college football

[Uniquely]

Originally Posted by sycro

You can't really deny that they constantly lead the "arrested players" list.

Sure I can. It's so easy to hate the winners isn't it? ONE school from the SEC in the top ten list.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ime/index.html

[Uniquely]

Originally Posted by The Lizard King

Just kill me now.

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TLK

Nice! I like his bumper sticker too!

[sycro]

Originally Posted by Uniquely

Sure I can. It's so easy to hate the winners isn't it? ONE school from the SEC in the top ten list.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ime/index.html

That's ONE year. I know UGA regularly has at least 5 arrests every offseason and another 2 or 3 during the year.

Also, they only ran the top 25 teams in the preseason ratings. That leaves off at least half of the conference.

[ScarredLungs]

BYU should win. They are not using Riley as the QB.

[Moviefan1203]

Originally Posted by cvm

BYU should win. They are not using Riley as the QB.

All the Hawaii injuries have really taken me out of the game. What horrible luck.

[supersix4]

Originally Posted by Uniquely

Sure I can. It's so easy to hate the winners isn't it? ONE school from the SEC in the top ten list.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ime/index.html

Ouch she just lit you up with that one

[ScarredLungs]

Originally Posted by Moviefan1203

All the Hawaii injuries have really taken me out of the game. What horrible luck.

I've never seen such bad luck to start a game. 2 players, both at the same position (defense guards) taken by ambulance to the hospital within the first 8 minutes of the game.

At least they said they x-rays were negative for whatever they were checking. Hopefully that means it was not as serious as they expected.

[ChadFL]

Originally Posted by Uniquely

Sure I can. It's so easy to hate the winners isn't it? ONE school from the SEC in the top ten list.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ime/index.html

No surprise Pittsburgh was atop that list. Under Wannstedt their players were getting arrested all the time. They fired him and brought in a new coach to "clean up the program." The new head coach Michael Haywood lasted only a few weeks before being fired after he was arrested for spousal abuse.

[ChadFL]

Originally Posted by The Lizard King

Bravest Bammer fan ever?

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Wow, that truck fits me perfectly. He's got guts doing that in such a backward state. I'd be afraid the baggers would vandalize my truck.

[sycro]

Originally Posted by The Lizard King

Bravest Bammer fan ever?

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TLK

Seriously! Who the **** supports Superman AND Batman? Geez.

[Uniquely]

Originally Posted by sycro

That's ONE year. I know UGA regularly has at least 5 arrests every offseason and another 2 or 3 during the year.

Also, they only ran the top 25 teams in the preseason ratings. That leaves off at least half of the conference.

Stats up or shut up my hatin brothah! Anyone can claim anything... But if you can't actually back it up... Well... Honestly it just looks like sour grapes.

[sycro]

Originally Posted by Uniquely

Stats up or shut up my hatin brothah! Anyone can claim anything... But if you can't actually back it up... Well... Honestly it just looks like sour grapes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulmer_Cup

The Fulmer Cup was conceived in 2006 by sports blogger Orson Swindle, a fan of football rival Florida, and named for then-University of Tennessee football coach Phillip Fulmer. While Fulmer was coach, the Tennessee team had over 20 players arrested for criminal activity in a 16 month period from 2004 through 2005. This mirrored a similar outbreak of criminal activity at the University of Tennessee in 1995 when 9 players were arrested. Since this seemed to be a recurrent theme at Tennessee under Fulmer, the cup was named in his honor (USA Today).
The University of Arkansas are the winners for the most recent (2012) season, with 68 points, and now holds the record for highest score among Division I FBS programs with a current all-time total of 125 points.
Auburn University holds the all-time single season record from 2011, with 81 points.

Points are scored for each charge received by players (players must be on the team roster at the time of the offense).
The scoring for the Fulmer Cup is imprecise — murder is 5 points; rape, bestiality, and grand larceny are 4 points; assault et al. are 3; drug possession et al. are 2; and misdemeanors are 1 point. Bonus points are awarded for arrests that occur under interesting and unusual circumstances.
In order to be eligible to win the Fulmer Cup, a school must have more than one player charged (a school may not win the cup on the basis of a single player's criminal record; this is known as the Ellis T. Jones III Rule, named after the San Jose State wide receiver who in 2006 accumulated 31 points by himself having been charged with 13 felony counts, including robbery, assault, and kidnapping). However, the Ellis T. Jones III Award is given to the player with the single highest point total.

Since 2008, 4 different SEC schools have won it, including the last 3 recipients (Alabama, UGA, Auburn, Arkansas).

Here's this year's final scoreboard:

[Spurrier Sucks]

Having a little b!tch for a head coach must suck. This is a good reason why Spurrier sucks. Can't spell SUCK without USC.

[Moviefan1203]

It's all about The U, baby! It's all about The U!

[Navster]

Originally Posted by Moviefan1203

It's all about The U, baby! It's all about The U!

Hell ya all about the U baby, thats right, U Baby

Wait, where am I

[sycro]

Looks like after playing a few good games, GT's defense has decided to just take the rest of the season off

[ChadFL]

WV and Baylor have 119 points total and 10 min left in the game. These defenses are pathetic.