Yeah, but she's gone now. As we discussed earlier Stevie is the only other person returning besides Kenny since he's going to be in Mexico and has a new hot tamale.
Yeah, but she's gone now. As we discussed earlier Stevie is the only other person returning besides Kenny since he's going to be in Mexico and has a new hot tamale.
well April was one of a kind , but its awesome Stevie is back
well April was one of a kind , but its awesome Stevie is back
Stevie Janowski is definitely one of a kind, lol. I think the reason Katy left was because she joined that new fat show Mike and Molly about two big people who meet at an overeaters meeting, where she plays the fat leads hot sister. So yeah, won't be watching that one, haha.
Stevie Janowski is definitely one of a kind, lol. I think the reason Katy left was because she joined that new fat show Mike and Molly about two big people who meet at an overeaters meeting, where she plays the fat leads hot sister. So yeah, won't be watching that one, haha.
Where can I get mine?!?!?!?! Yes the shirt, but mostly the little fun sized blond with the deep cleavage.
Collider is Welcomed Into the K-Swiss Tubes Brotherhood of Elite Badassness! Thank You Kenny Powers and EASTBOUND AND DOWN!
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Collider was asked “Would you like to do a promotional activity for K-Swiss and Eastbound and Down?” The immediate answer was “**** yes we do!” The catch: having no idea what the promotional event would be. All Collider was told was that someone had to be at around at a designated time for a special delivery. It was an inviting but foreboding commitment.
Recently, Funny or Die unleashed a clip of Kenny Powers (played by the lovely and talented Danny McBride) talking to K-Swiss about how his promotional campaign should go, and it involved murder and naked women. This – if you’ve followed the brilliant HBO series – is par for the course with Powers. What was unknown at the time was that K-Swiss was into the idea of working with Kenny Powers, and K-Swiss has launched their new Tubes line with Danny McBride’s Powers as their spokesman. None of this answered our question: What the f*ck is going to show up?
My initial thoughts were that there were two options: one was a cast member (possibly Danny McBride, which led to some cleaning) and the other was half-naked women. A lap dance could be on the table, hard to say. On the day of delivery I was sent an email to tell me that the package was en route. Waiting around, not knowing what to expect, my curiosity was peaked. The arrival time passed, and it was hard to work on anything else. It was like an adult version of Christmas evening. Eventually I heard something outside and saw a posse of people talking to a neighbor. I tried to put my surprise face on.
Four people showed up at my door. There was a guy with a camcorder, another guy who was on his blackberry, and two women with deep cleavage. The brunette looked like she was part of the K-Swiss team, while the blond was wearing only a cut-off T-shirt with tons of cleavage, underwear, and a pair of shoes. As I joked, I thought someone might show up half-clothed, but she appeared to be more than two-thirds undressed.
I was presented with a sealed certificate from Kenny Powers. It honored me by putting me into “The K-Swiss Tubes Brotherhood of Elite Badassness!” The certificate read “This shit certifies that Andre Dellamorte is better than almost everyone and has been blessed by yours truly as an official member of the ‘Brotherhood of Elite Badass Champions’ ruled by Kenny ****ing Powers. This is serious as hell. Don’t Blow It. HONORARY CHAMPION inducted by Kenny Powers, King Champion and overlord of all things in the world.” I was also given a pair of the K-Swiss Tubes shoes, a T-shirt that reads “K-Powers – Made in Calipornia,” and a flash drive. On the flash drive was a video from Kenny Powers. He told me “If you’re watching this, you’re part of an elite group of champions, specifically chosen by me, Kenny ****in’ Powers. On your feet, Tubes: a unique training shoe that has been designed specifically to grow muscles faster than a (BEEP) kid bops a boner. Now go, train, and soon enough you’ll be pulling more tail than me. Powers, out.”
After the presentation, I looked at the shoes, which were size nine. As I wear size thirteen, they had to get me new shoes from the car. I ended up talking to the ladies for a bit, and we posed for photographs as I waited for the proper size of shoe. The blond lass put her foot next to mine, and said “oh, you’re so big.” But as the pictures show, I had her by over a foot. Later, I had to explain to the neighbor why it looked like a porn shoot was showing up, and what they whole adventure was about.
We’re at a point now where advertising has mutated, and some ads spend their whole time making fun of their own product. K-Swiss seems to have handled this right. People love Kenny Powers – even if he is an insufferable, racist ******* – but by being involved with the TV show, it shows that they get it. Having worn the shoes for a couple of days now, I can attest to their comfort, and they play well in physical activity, and I salute K-Swiss for the free shoes, and for having a sense of humor. The K-Swiss website has a ton of commercials with Powers, and they’re all pretty funny. This was a win-win for us.
Last edited by WyldeMan45; 08-11-2010 at 03:45 AM.
Danny McBride Cruises Through Mexico in a New Promo for the 2nd Season
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We’ve already seen a teaser trailer for the forthcoming second season of the raunchy, vulgar and hilarious HBO comedy series Eastbound and Down starring Danny McBride as blowhard, jerk-off, has-been pitcher Kenny Powers. Reminiscent of the original teaser for The Dark Knight, all we heard was McBride’s dulcet tones over a jolly roger image with baseball bats crossing a skull in place of bones. Just after our own Andre Dellamorte was welcomed into The K-Swiss Tubes Brotherhood of Elite Badassness, a new short TV spot gives us our first look at Kenny Powers cruising through Mexico on a motor scooter like the bad-ass we all know and love.
The second season of Eastbound and Down premieres on September 26th on HBO with Kenny Powers in a foreign land. At the end of the first season Powers left his home in North Carolina and drove off to who knows where. Now we know that Powers has found himself in Mexico picking up his pitching game south of the border playing for a team run by Michael Pena (Crash, Observe & Report). In addition, Powers also has a new love interest with Ana de la Reguera (Nacho Libre) being easy on the eyes. I can’t wait to see what crazy directions this season goes in September.
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