Cheesiest Line Ever? - Page 6 - Blu-ray Forum

Riff Magnum · 02-10-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caliminius

The Fellowship of the Ring when they're forming the Fellowship:

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.

And in an instant I was taken back to my all-day geek sessions of playing Dungeons & Dragons at the Georgia Tech student center. Man, those line's were 100% cheese.

What were they supposed to say? "I got your back bi@tch."

NebulaM78 · 02-10-2009, 02:21 PM

TROLL 2 immediately comes to mind.....

"You can't piss on hospitality-I won't allow it!"

"Dad, they're goblins -monstrous beings!"

"They're eating her....and then they're going to eat me......Oh My Goooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GIHAADWARTS · 02-10-2009, 02:35 PM

Storm "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lighting??, the same thing that happens to everything else"

When I heard that line I wanted to crawl into my t-shirt and stay there until after the movie...

I cringe everytime I think about it.

dgator783 · 02-10-2009, 03:16 PM

Roadhouse:

Wade Garrett: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

Dalton: My way... or the highway.

Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.

and my fav...

Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.

OrlandoEastwood · 02-11-2009, 11:19 AM

From BLACK DYNAMITE trailer:

Black Dynamite throws some sorta of blade that hits the Fiendish Dr. Wu and Dynamite runs into the room and grabs him and yells out:

I threw that before I came into the room!

I was laughing my ass off on that line in the trailer.

Belloche · 02-11-2009, 12:58 PM

Do you believe is Jesus?
Yes I do.
Well, your going to meet him. - Death Wish 2

02-10-2009, 02:35 PM	#103
GIHAADWARTS Active Member Member since:Feb 2009 Location:Hollywood, FL Home Theater Gallery:5 4K collection:58 Blu-ray collection:729 MA collection:2 Digital collection:38 iTunes collection:9 Trading Score:41	X-Men Storm "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lighting??, the same thing that happens to everything else" When I heard that line I wanted to crawl into my t-shirt and stay there until after the movie... I cringe everytime I think about it.

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02-10-2009, 02:21 PM	#102
NebulaM78 Active Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Royersford, PA 4K collection:70 Blu-ray collection:235 DVD collection:337 Blu-ray reviews:2	TROLL 2 immediately comes to mind..... "You can't piss on hospitality-I won't allow it!" "Dad, they're goblins -monstrous beings!" "They're eating her....and then they're going to eat me......Oh My Goooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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