Movie Ideas

[SpazeBlue]

Originally Posted by Valerius Walls

Killer-Doll: Creation. The plot: Know the whole story of the killer-doll that has killed people for years. She's built by the demons of hell and is brought onto the Earth to kill many people so Satan will live and he'll goes to Earth. Companies: Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, Scholastic. Rated R for horror violence and terror.

Originally Posted by Valerius Walls

The Haunted 3: The Origin of Jigsaw. The plot: People from different countries are captured and now they're in a torturous game where they have to survive the famous serial killer of them all: Jigsaw. Companies: Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, Scholastic. Rated R for horror violence, terror, grisly images and torture.

[Valerius Walls]

The Haunted trilogy is suppose to be a play-off of The Conjuring trilogy, Jigsaw's not The Conjuring, but is part of The Haunted universe. So yeah. If you're familiar with the stuff.

[Valerius Walls]

The Weird League and the Mystery Men. The plot: The Weird League are back. This time, they're teaming up Mr. Furious, Shoveler, Blue Raja, Bowler & Invisible Boy (All from Mystery Men) as they face off against MiloMalo, a fire-electric goddess whose powers are more greater than any superhero. Companies: Universal, Good Universe, Perfect World Pictures. Rated PG-13 for sci-fi action violence and some sexual content.

[Valerius Walls]

Killer-Doll Comes Home. The plot: The killer doll has made its way towards the animals' house, summoning demons from hell. Now, the animals must take out the killer doll and the demons to send them to hell. But, will she come back if she's sent to hell? Companies: Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, Scholastic. Rated R for horror violence and terror.

[Valerius Walls]

Squishable. The plot: The new X-Men are in town. The S-Men. When Sabro, an android, has the powers to extend his claws out, the metal mover, Foxlier, plans to overtake him. But with the help of the S-Men, led by Professor Snailston, they'll have to defeat Foxlier and her army of evil mutants. Companies: Lionsgate, Marvel Studios, Walt Disney Pictures, Saban Films, FUNimation, Mad House. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and frightening images.

[Valerius Walls]

Mirror. The plot: The Haunted Universe continues when a woman goes into a mirror world where everyone and everything tries to kill her. What does the mirror world has? What dark secrets does it hide in the gruesome interior? Companies: Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, Scholastic. Rated R for horror violence and terror.

[Ricky G]

Originally Posted by formula_nebula

I can't wait to see it.

The combination of this hilarious thread and your sexy profile pic has made my day.

[Valerius Walls]

Squishable United. The plot: Sabro and the S-Men has to deal with Sabro's enemy from the past, Dr. Kacisses. But, they hire Foxlier and the evil mutants to help them defeat Dr. Kacisses and his mutant experiments. Companies: Lionsgate, Saban Films, Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios, FUNimation, Mad House. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and frightening images throughout, and for brief strong language.

[Valerius Walls]

Squishable: Dawn of the Mutants. The plot: The S-Men goes to war when Foxlier gathers more mutants for his army. The S-Men are willing to sacrifice everything in their power to protect the world from extinction. Companies: Lionsgate, Saban Films, Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios, FUNimation, Mad House. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and destruction throughout.

[Valerius Walls]

What do you think of The Haunted Universe being like The Conjuring Universe? Give me your response and I'll see you tomorrow.

[Jay H.]

I've had a brain hemorrhage (September 2014). Anybody who reads this thread will understand what that is like.

[Damon1281]

14 days


A man and a woman go horseback riding for two weeks picking mushrooms. On the 14th day the woman accidentally mistakes toadstools for mushrooms and cooks them up for a camp out dinner. They both die.

[John1701D]

Originally Posted by Damon1281

14 days


A man and a woman go horseback riding for two weeks picking mushrooms. On the 14th day the woman accidentally mistakes toadstools for mushrooms and cooks them up for a camp out dinner. They both die.

Can't wait for the sequel, 14 Days Later when the toadstools reanimate their bodies and they go on a killing spree.

[Damon1281]

The Breakers


A Russian gang takes over small mid-western town using a fighting style that is based on break-dancing. They are finally brought to justice by a team of midgets that smash the boom-boxes they are using to dance to, rendering them harmless. Before they can get them to trial, a pack of wild dingoes escape from a train and eat the midgets and seduce the Russians. They have children that like to eat lizards and do the Charleston.

[postmodel]

Painting Potties

Two men paint porta potties while, through flashbacks, they share stories about the biggest dumps they've ever taken. All the while we learn personal info about these men and various important moments in their lives that were almost ruined by their poop...one man shamefully admits he missed the birth of his child cause of, you guessed it, a big old dump.

[Damon1281]

A couple plans to consummate their marriage following the wedding that takes place tomorrow. However, it is not their wedding, which has already taken place 8 years ago. They successfully couple and as the evening closes, agree that they should have done it years ago and vow to make it an annual thing but have to do it after they crash another wedding. They tell all their friends what they did and soon everyone is making whoopie using whatever excuse comes to mind. Then a virus comes and kills everyone the following morning.

[Damon1281]

A group of farmers that have become disillusioned form a convoy of tractors that trek across the country to Washington DC leaving a trail of chewing tobacco spit along the way. When they get there, they use the tractors to topple all the monuments in the city. Meanwhile a group of construction workers who have been sidelined from an over budget project in Baltimore are called upon to stop the farmers from doing further damage. Instead, they "combine" forces and make their way to Wilmington to buy coats. Hilarity ensues.

[Damon1281]

It was learned at the end of Caterpillar Men that the farmers drove through a radioactive fog near the Lake of the Ozarks causing the spit from their chewing tobacco to grow into long monstrous oozing trail stretching from Columbia MO all the way to Washington DC. A team of scientists study the oozing mess and realize that at it's current rate of growth, it will surround the earth in 80 days and cause a shape shift of the planet into an oval thereby hastening global cooling. Working feverishly around the clock, scientists create a flock of dragons to battle the deadly menace. WB and Lionsgate joint. Jody Foster to star as head scientist.

[Valerius Walls]

Damon1281, I'm impressed with almost everything you have. Do you pay attention to the MPAA rating or no?

[Damon1281]

Originally Posted by Valerius Walls

Damon1281, I'm impressed with almost everything you have. Do you pay attention to the MPAA rating or no?

Now that you mention it, The Night Before the Day After Tomorrow should probably be rated R, at least. The rest can be PG 13.


My political thriller, which the mods erased almost instantly, which described a world the opposite of the way the media would portray it would have to be rated R also, for extremely violent images.