The Blu-ray Community Top 10 WORST Films of 2013 - (Read First Post)

[Jacob Anderson]

1. Upstream Color -
   [Show spoiler]I had no idea what was going on most of the movie. I didn't enjoy watching it at all.
   
   
2. Identity Thief -
   [Show spoiler]Only had a couple of laughs the whole movie. I don't really like Melissa McCarthy & didn't like her character at all, i don't think her reasoning for stealing peoples identities was acceptable. I like Jason Bateman, but his character wasn't that likable either.
   
   
3. Movie 43 -
   [Show spoiler]A couple of the skits were okay, but a lot of them were very stupid.
   
   
4. Aftershock
   
5. noobz
   
6. Drinking Buddies
   
7. Europa Report
   
8. G.I. Joe Retaliation
   
9. The ABCs of Death
   
10. Dark Skies

Haven't seen that many bad movies this year, i would probably say i only didn't like the first 3 movies on my list, the rest were okay. I have not and don't think i ever plan on seeing; Getaway, Paranoia, A Good Day to Die Hard, R.I.P.D., A Haunted House, Scary Movie V, Grown Ups 2, The Smurfs 2, The Last Exorcism Part II, Texas Chainsaw 3D, After Earth, & The Counselor. I'm sure a lot of those would be on my list if i did see them though. I saw Movie 43 at one of the first showings on the day it came out when it didn't really have any reviews out yet, otherwise i probably would have never watched it. I didn't pay to watch Identity Thief (movie channel) & Upstream Color (Netflix).

[MarkJ801]

Bumping this so everyone can remember to update their lists if needed.

[Mr.Marvel]

Man of Steel (easily)
Spring Breakers
The Hunger Games 2
Riddick
A Good Day to Die Hard
G.I. Joe retaliation
The Hobbit 2
Pacific Rim
Frozen
Monsters University

[Trekkie313]

Iron Man 3
American Hustle
Gravity
A Good Day to Die Hard
"any found footage movie"
Oz The Great and Powerful

[chrisron]

1 A Haunted House
2 Scary Movie 5
3 Movie 43
4 Bullet to the Head
5 A Good Day to Die Hard
6 Gangster Squad
7 The Hangover part III
8 Olympus has Fallen
9 Oz the Great and Powerful
10 Fast & Furious 6
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11 Oblivion
12 Smurfs 2
13 Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
14 The Purge
15 Man of Steel

[spawningblue]

I don't like doing worst of lists but I will list what I was the most disappointed with.

1. Iron Man 3
2. To the Wonder
3. Wolf of Wall Street

Iron Man 3 was a mess. Too much comedy, not enough Iron Man, Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man armor, and after setting up the Mandarin very well (Something most Marvel movies are lacking, a memorable villain) they made a mockery of his character and instead gave us some lame fire breathing lava guys.

To the Wonder was just not very interesting. I'm a big fan of Malick and really enjoyed Tree of Life but this movie was just a bunch of random scenes with Affleck looking bored and miserable. And although there was some nice images, for the most part it was pretty bland looking for a Malick film.

Wolf of Wall Street was way too long and needed a good editor, and I am usually a fan of longer films. In this case though nothing happened for the first two hours. I get it, he had lots of money, liked to party and bang hookers. Scorsese could have showed that in half the time. They introduce the cop investigating him, but there is no tension as he doesn't reappear until two hours into the film. It was a decent movie, but I agree with the critics in that it wasn't a great movie. Really surprised to see this as number one on so many lists. Leo and McConaughey were fantastic though!

[RockzillaXD]

Generally I avoid movies I think look like utter crap, but that doesn't always save me from bad movies. Luckily I didn't see 10 stinkers last year.

These were the ones I hated.

Olympus has Fallen- I like Gerard Butler in action roles, and thought maybe this would be an 80's action flick throwback. Instead I got a boring action movie with very one demensional characters.

Two Guns- I thought this looked terrible from the trailers, but my parents wanted to see it so I gave it a shot. The only good thing was Paula Patton topless.

Iron Man 3- Ugh this was easily the biggest dissapointment of 2013 for me. The story was lame and the villains were even lamer. Also am I the only one who thought James Badge Dale's character using a handgun in the Iron Patriot armor was ridiculous? I feel like Shane Black wanted to work on Die Hard instead. When Pepper ended up getting super powers I wanted to walk out of the theater.

[Dew95]

lel @ people saying Spring Breakers

[tylerdurden10]

Man, I know movie opinions vary, but some of you guys/gals have some AWFUL tastes in movies if these are your worst films of the year!

Unfortunately I haven't seen enough truly bad films from 2013 to make an entire list, but these 2 would make it (and keep in mind that even these weren't complete garbage, just nothing I'd watch again )

Carrie 5/10 (really thought it was crap, so a 5/10 is being generous)
The World's End 6/10 (Great cast, some funny one-liners, but the ending ruined it for me)

[SLeeK]

1) Safe Haven
2) Admission
3) Oblivion
4) Mama
5) Prince Avalanche
6) Blue Caprice
7) John Dies at the End
8) Warm Bodies
9) Drinking Buddies
10) Pacific Rim

Top 3 are the only ones that really made me want to poke my eyeballs out of my head, the others I just didn't enjoy. I knew some of these would be bad, others I thought could be decent/good.

[spawningblue]

Originally Posted by tylerdurden10

Man, I know movie opinions vary, but some of you guys/gals have some AWFUL tastes in movies if these are your worst films of the year!

Unfortunately I haven't seen enough truly bad films from 2013 to make an entire list, but these 2 would make it (and keep in mind that even these weren't complete garbage, just nothing I'd watch again )

Carrie 5/10 (really thought it was crap, so a 5/10 is being generous)
The World's End 6/10 (Great cast, some funny one-liners, but the ending ruined it for me)

I agree with you until you mentioned World's End, as it made my Top 10 best.

[Gaius Marius]

Originally Posted by xander

I'm glad someone else finally put the wretched Hobbit on their list besides me.

Originally Posted by Abdrewes

I thought I would be the only Hobbit 2 hater...

I thought I would be the only one putting Desolation of Smaug on my list I wanted to like it, but it was just disappoining and had very little resemblance to the book.

[RockzillaXD]

Originally Posted by tylerdurden10

Man, I know movie opinions vary, but some of you guys/gals have some AWFUL tastes in movies if these are your worst films of the year!

Unfortunately I haven't seen enough truly bad films from 2013 to make an entire list, but these 2 would make it (and keep in mind that even these weren't complete garbage, just nothing I'd watch again )

Carrie 5/10 (really thought it was crap, so a 5/10 is being generous)
The World's End 6/10 (Great cast, some funny one-liners, but the ending ruined it for me)

Uhm.... yeah but I think this thread implies that we actually watched these films.


Last year was chalk full of movies far worse than the three I had mentioned, but I didn't even bother watching those.

Off the top of my head their was
Scary Movie 5
A haunted House
InAPPropriate comedy
Movie 43
Grown Ups 2
A good day to Die Hard
After Earth
R.I.P.D
Rapture-Palooza
The Smurfs 2


See it's very easy to list 10 sh*tty movies. I've never seen these movies, but I also have no intention of watching them EVER. To be honest I hated the original Scary movie, so it's no surprise to me when the sequels are panned.

[MarkJ801]

There's a week left to vote!

Just so everyone knows, the following people have less than 10 movies on their list, and if you don't update it to at least 10, each film on your list will only receive 1 point:

BluRayTim
Iamspartacus
spanky87
BluVinyl
sackexchange
Deathbymonkeys
animefan77
master_8ball
Trekkie313
spawningblue
RockzillaXD
tylerdurden10

[chris_sc77]

C'mon Man of Steel you can do it!
looks like it could be close between Man of Steel and Movie 43

[montereypop]

1. Gangster Squad
2. Only God Forgives
3. We're the Millers
4. The Heat
5. Stand-Up Guys
6. The Lords of Salem
7. The Bling Ring
8. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
9. Saving Mr. Banks
10. Room 237

[krazeyeyez]

RIPD
The family
After earth

Only three bad enough for me to note. Apparently I am easily am used as I like a lot of the "worst" lists I see here.

[demonknight]

I didn't see many of the bad movies. I consider myself lucky.

1. A Good Day to Die Hard (I really do love the first and third movie)
2. After Earth (because my friend thought it would be better than Fast & Furious 6)
3. Gravity (should have ended 35 minutes in with asphyxiation)
4. Kick-Ass 2 (the first one was so great, but this one had studio written all over it... I'll watch Super instead)

As for ones I saw parts of...
4. Movie 43 (it's bad when James Gunn can't save your shitty movie)

[duggie walker]

1. DIANA by a country mile! Though I think it might actually become a bit of a camp classic as it's quite (unintentionally) funny.
2. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD - It has a couple of good action scenes (and a pretty lady) so there are probably worse movies. But given how great the first three were, there weren't many that left me in more despair about the state of Hollywood.
3. BULA QUO - The two old guys from Status Quo in an "action" "comedy". How this got funded is one of the great mysteries of life.
4. RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - I haven't even seen this and it made number Four. That's how bad this movie is.
5. HANSEL AND GRETEL WITCH HUNTERS - Another loathsome example of this horrible sub-genre that takes fairy tales/ historical figures/ characters from classic literature and makes them all cool and steampunky and 'splody and shit. Please stop. These are to cinema what Gerber's baby food is to Haute Cuisine.
6. EVIL DEAD - And another pointless remake that either shows no understanding on the film-makers' part of what made the original great or rejects it for the sake of making it feel different. The first was funny, outrageous, scary. This one is just grimey, nasty and stupid. (See also CARRIE)
7. WHITE HOUSE DOWN - Quite an achievement to make OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN look like a class-act.
8. MOVIE 43 - Shamefully, I actually laughed a couple of times in the first twenty minutes and thought maybe it wasn't so bad. And then, inexplicably, I just couldn't go on watching it. There's just something inherently squalid in the very DNA of the movie that makes you feel dirty.
9. INSIDIOUS 2 - The first film was a surprisingly effective old-school horror movie. But after the hugely-disappointing THE CONJURING, I'm afraid this was "Wan" bag of recycled tricks and idiotic contrivances too many.
10. THE WORLD'S END - Yes, a minority view and obviously I couldn't really argue that this was worse than THE INTERNSHIP or THE HEAT. All I can say is that I thought it was a horribly lazy, complacent, lacklustre movie that sacrificed any kind of truthfulness for gags that I didn't find at all funny. So it's here on the basis of ability squandered.
11. LES MISERABLES - I don't think this is a good film but it's not a terrible one either. I'll just add it on the basis that I can't stand the music. And if you can't stand the music in a musical, they're pretty much torture to watch.

[crow2k5]

1. Scary Movie 5
2. A Haunted House
3. Movie 43
4. Jobs
5. The Last Exorcism Part II
6. Mama
7. Identity Thief
8. A Good Day to Die Hard
9. The Lone Ranger
10. Man of Steel