The Criterion Collection

[The Sovereign]

Originally Posted by thebratpackwrangler

Guys the September announcements have been up for a month now

Yeah, I've been looking at those titles for a while now, and I feel like I need to know: Is Cluny Brown really left handed?

[Gacivory]

Originally Posted by Shogun MacArthur

This is all an elaborate build up to a release of Michael Lindsay-Hogg's Waiting for Godot adaptation.

This is my favorite joke about the delays!

[okcmaxk]

[Reddington]

Originally Posted by Gacivory

With all this wait and anticipation there’s gonna be more complaints than cheers.

If it's a Godzilla set, or anything in UHD, I'm guessing a lot of people here will be happy. The number of posts would certainly decrease by about 90% in the short term.

[StarDestroyer52]

Originally Posted by Gatorshea

I thought thousands had already committed to storming Area 51.

That's why there not worried.

[Fangmacher]

They’re waiting to tell us they were allowed to break the embargo on The Day The Clown Cried

[bongozoid]

Originally Posted by Gatorshea

I thought thousands had already committed to storming Area 51.

Maybe the Criterion Collection IS Area 51

[Adam4Rizzel]

Could this suspense have anything to do with the master of suspense?

[scottpcusa]

Originally Posted by scottpcusa

I wonder if they have waited until today since today is Wong Kar-wai‘s birthday!

Although, today is also David Hasselhoff’s birthday. So maybe they are announcing a 4K release of Knight Rider: The Complete Series or Baywatch: The Complete Series as spine 1,000. They will include a greatest hits double album of Hasselhoff’s music with the release, as well.

[Cremildo]

Maybe they're just securing the final licensing details for Shyamalan's The Village.

[Gacivory]

Originally Posted by scottpcusa

Although, today is also David Hasselhoff’s birthday. So maybe they are announcing a 4K release of Knight Rider: The Complete Series or Baywatch: The Complete Series as spine 1,000. They will include a greatest hits double album of Hasselhoff’s music with the release, as well.

Batwatch release better be stacked!

[bongozoid]

Originally Posted by scottpcusa

Although, today is also David Hasselhoff’s birthday. So maybe they are announcing a 4K release of Knight Rider: The Complete Series or Baywatch: The Complete Series as spine 1,000. They will include a greatest hits double album of Hasselhoff’s music with the release, as well.

Limited edition blu-ray of Jump in My Car

[Polaroid]

Originally Posted by Cremildo

Maybe they're just securing the final licensing details for Shyamalan's The Village.

I adore that film, probably one of his best. The soundtrack alone is exquisite. Only suffered due to poor marketing...

[Dailyan]

Would you like to sign a petition to boycott Criterion's Famous Collection?

[Show spoiler]

[Bronson13]

Okay Criterion it's not funny anymore.....

[Hoke Moseley]

Originally Posted by StarDestroyer52

That's why there not worried.

I know this is a hectic time for this thread, but your egregious use of the wrong "they're" simply cannot go ignored.

[MifuneFan]

Originally Posted by Bronson13

Okay Criterion it's not funny anymore.....

How about now?

[MechaGodzilla]

Donna Summer's cover of "State of Independence" is hella good.

Hey, I have to pass the time somehow.

[Fangmacher]

Spine #1000 is lowkey the Lynch-approved Lost Highway release

[MifuneFan]

Originally Posted by Hoke Moseley

I know this is a hectic time for this thread, but your egregious use of the wrong "they're" simply cannot go ignored.

Your hilarious.