What does the world think of the average Australia man.?

[NickMate]

Let's here your views on us Aussies, let's see who is the closest to reality and who has been wept up by stereotypical society

[sycro]

[Ill_Be_Back]

Originally Posted by sycro

Throw another shrimp on the barbie Paul Hogan

[Cevolution]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F04yrtB3yo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPuDfkIjQYE

[Nommag]

Billy T. James - Aussie Rivalry - YouTube

[Moviefan2k4]

Originally Posted by sycro

I don't think I've ever met someone from Australia, so the "Crocodile Dundee" movies were all I knew about that culture. About a year ago, a woman in a chat room said she was from there, so I replied, "G'day mate"...only to find out that in Australia, women aren't referred to by that title. I was embarassed, but she was cool about it.

[NickMate]

Originally Posted by Moviefan2k4

I don't think I've ever met someone from Australia, so the "Crocodile Dundee" movies were all I knew about that culture. About a year ago, a woman in a chat room said she was from there, so I replied, "G'day mate"...only to find out that in Australia, women aren't referred to by that title. I was embarassed, but she was cool about it.

I call all my customers mate, regardless of gender a mate of mine calles them Sheilers (meathead)

[Nommag]

Originally Posted by NickMate

I call all my customers mate, regardless of gender a mate of mine calles them Sheilers (meathead)

That is why NZers are more civilized we only call guys mate. Sheiler sounds white trash as and is a piss take name for Aussie woman.

[hakstone]

aussies are crazy as evidenced by cevolution's avatars

[Cevolution]

Originally Posted by hakstone

aussies are crazy as evidenced by cevolution's avatars

, I'm actually a kiwi, I was born in New Zealand

[Blu-Benny]

Aren’t all Aussie’s beer drinking back bushmen w/a huge bowie knifes on their belts??

if not, i'm gonna be extremely disappointed!!

[Ill_Be_Back]

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

Aren’t all Aussie’s beer drinking back bushmen w/a huge bowie knifes on their belts??

if not, i'm gonna be extremely disappointed!!

"That's not a knife, now this is a knife."

[hakstone]

Originally Posted by Cevolution

, I'm actually a kiwi, I was born in New Zealand

Go all blacks

[Nerdkiller likes BD]

Lets see, what do I know about Aussies...I know that the Prime Minister likes to laze on a rubber tube, drinking Fosters in his off days, while when he does do his PM duties in the Parliment haus der Austr(ail)ia, he hands out corporal punishment by getting some guy to boot 10 year old Americans with a giant boot. Their police force's throwing stick stunts of theirs always boomerangs on them, while their mobs consist of Aboriginies and Road Warrior punks. The public always refers introduced cnimal species as chazzwazzers, all while coffee is a code word for beer.

And that is all 100% accurate (from my point of view).

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by Nerdkiller likes BD

Lets see, what do I know about Aussies...I know that the Prime Minister likes to laze on a rubber tube, drinking Fosters in his off days, while when he does do his PM duties in the Parliment haus der Austr(ail)ia, he hands out corporal punishment by getting some guy to boot 10 year old Americans with a giant boot. Their police force's throwing stick stunts of theirs always boomerangs on them, while their mobs consist of Aboriginies and Road Warrior punks. The public always refers introduced cnimal species as chazzwazzers, all while coffee is a code word for beer.

And that is all 100% accurate (from my point of view).

Yes, that episode of "The Simpsons" came to my mind too.

[darthrazz]

I know Foster's is Austrailan for beer.

Seriously, I have lots of family living there. I've met my Australian cousins only once, in Italy of all places. They were very cool, one is or was a professional Rugby player.

[darthrazz]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

Yes, that episode of "The Simpsons" came to my mind too.

"America, Australia,America, Australia"-LOL

[Cevolution]

Originally Posted by hakstone

Go all blacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9VzUBBq5ow

[Chris60119]

Probably hates his job like the average american.

[tob]

the only aussie i know is alf stewart