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Old 12-03-2017, 08:06 AM   #1
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Default Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01...in-gutter.html
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Old 12-03-2017, 08:49 PM   #2
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I would be very curious to know what the motivation was for committing this heinous act.

Delivery drivers don't just defecate on people's property for no reason.

The homeowner has always done something to offend us.
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Old 12-03-2017, 08:56 PM   #3
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Maybe she just really had to poo.
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Old 12-03-2017, 09:20 PM   #4
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When you gotta go...
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Old 12-04-2017, 12:13 PM   #5
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One thing is a turd at the end of your driveway. Human or dog poop; it can be removed with no real damage to one's person.

I'm more concerned with that driver's hygiene and what she's leaving on the next person's package
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Old 12-04-2017, 06:21 PM   #6
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That was less than advertised. Weird? Yeah. Gross? Absolutely. But after reading the headline I was thinking something more along the lines of pinching a loaf on their grass and giving the finger towards the camera while doing a huge smokey burnout on the way to the next stop.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:53 AM   #7
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When I was a delivery driver at Domino's back in college, I had a strict policy of never defecating on anyone's property unless they had stiffed me on a tip at least three times.

After that...all bets were off.
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:20 PM   #8
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Now that's what I call sh!tty service
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:17 PM   #9
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It's ironic that she got shit-canned. She could have used that can a few days earlier ...

To be honest if I was that desperate I would have ripped open one of the parcels and used the box, the amount of shit people buy on Amazon ...
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:41 PM   #10
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just watched video. she peed, not pooped. and she totally missed driveway.

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Old 12-06-2017, 11:59 PM   #11
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And this is why I'm okay with my Suspiria steelbooks not shipping out during the holiday rush.

Last edited by BeastCreatureTrapper; 12-07-2017 at 12:04 AM.
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:59 PM   #12
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Quote:
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just watched video. she peed, not pooped. and she totally missed driveway.

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I think it was a combo effort.
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Old 12-08-2017, 02:26 AM   #13
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Quote:
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just watched video. she peed, not pooped. and she totally missed driveway.
I think the guy who came home to see a turd in front of his driveway disagrees with you.
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:03 AM   #14
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I would be OK with amazon delivery people shitting in my yard if amazon would ship my stuff in boxes instead of padded envelopes.
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:09 AM   #15
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Wish it was a UPS driver, then we would would truly know what brown can do(o) for you...
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