Self Defense 101

[iNCREDiPiNOY]

Self Defense Dorks



Quite possibly the lamest self defense techniques ever taught. These moves might keep you safe if you got into a fight at comic con.

http://www.break.com/index/self-defense-dorks.html

[ThePhantomOak]

I will tell you what has worked for me.

* Run like a *****
* Throw rocks from farther than arms distance

Have never found a situation where they did not take pity and leave me alone



But seriously, the gun laws in Nevada are like the toy export laws in China.

[Beta Man]

most macho-guys refuse to hit me when I cry like a little girl

[jkwest]

Originally Posted by ThePhantomOak

I will tell you what has worked for me.

* Run like a *****
* Throw rocks from farther than arms distance

[iNCREDiPiNOY]

Gotta love those low kick.

[arush5268d]

Wow. That's just....wow.

[Rob71]

Ah, the glasses technique and the cola defense. It was just a few years ago that teaching them outside of Japan would get you killed.

[iNCREDiPiNOY]

Ah, the glasses technique and the cola defense. It was just a few years ago that teaching them outside of Japan would get you killed.

[Zyclone]

http://www.hockscqc.com/ iv'e always liked this man's work

[cravnsn]

Maybe they could take lessons from this lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj15lvQhoSI

Geetin' it done old school

[quexos]

Originally Posted by ThePhantomOak

But seriously, the gun laws in Nevada are like the toy export laws in China.

It must be scary to live in a country where as soon as you get a little rough with a guy in the streets for whatever reason, it must be scary to never know whether he's gonna just give up, or stand up with his fists or a knife or ... a gun

[Blaumann]

These techniques look...... dangerous.