My guide to the internet Part 1: No one cares

[Gamma_Winstead]

This lesson is more geared to the Myspace user.


1. Why do you need to post every five seconds saying you got "NEW P!CS OMFG! GO COMMENT!
Are you really that bored with your life that you need your best friend to swoop in and say "ZOMGS ur so purdy!"

You do know that the majority of the people on your "friends" list already KNOW what you look like.

2. STOP updating your "status" thing every hour to say
"I hate my life!"
"I'm bored!"
"I fail at everything I do!"

NO ONE CARES! if you have problems GO TALK TO A SHRINK!

3. ENOUGH with the "I LOVE HIM/HER!" posts and crap!

NO YOU DON'T! Most of you are not even f@*&Ing older than 18! You don't know what love actually is! So you made out with someone whoopity FU**ING DO! THAT MEANS NOTHING!

4. Are you really dumb enough to believe that if you don't "repost this in five seconds a clown will stab you with a knife"!?

IT WON'T HAPPEN! IT'S A LIE!

And that concludes part 1. look for part two later on.

Special sneak peek at part 2!

"How to speak like a normal human."

[iNCREDiPiNOY]

I lyke numbah phour!

[Gamma_Winstead]

Originally Posted by iNCREDiPiNOY

I lyke numbah phour!

like omg! I'm ded!

[Gamma_Winstead]

Part 2: How to speak like a person that has an IQ higher than 3

Why is it important to speak like a normal person? Because if you don't you sound like that retarded person named Donnie. If you are the retarded person named Donnie, or you have a disability I apologize.

Step 1

You aren't gangster.

I'm sorry my homie G-dog! *****ez aint be likin yo wurds when you be speakin stoopid.

Yes. You do sound that stupid. So the next time you think about taking a picture with oversized sunglasses, a tilted hat, fake "grillz" and your "moniez" remember this.

You look and sound stupid.

Step 2

go back to first grade and learn to spell.

The is NOT spelled T-E-H

it's T-H-E or THE. It takes just as much time to type it the right way as it does the stupid way.

There is NO need to write "2" instead of "two" to" or "too".


Step 3

1337 speak is just as dumb as you!

t3h. N33d I elaborate more?

Stay tuned my fellow idiots of the internet! Part three coming at you soon!

[jw]

got to love the haters!!!! No difference there than on a forum, people express themselves in different ways

[Aaron]

l33t sP34k is t3h_pwnz0r

[Aaron]

Originally Posted by gamma626

This lesson is more geared to the Myspace user.


1. Why do you need to post every five seconds saying you got "NEW P!CS OMFG! GO COMMENT!
Are you really that bored with your life that you need your best friend to swoop in and say "ZOMGS ur so purdy!"

You do know that the majority of the people on your "friends" list already KNOW what you look like.

2. STOP updating your "status" thing every hour to say
"I hate my life!"
"I'm bored!"
"I fail at everything I do!"

NO ONE CARES! if you have problems GO TALK TO A SHRINK!

3. ENOUGH with the "I LOVE HIM/HER!" posts and crap!

NO YOU DON'T! Most of you are not even f@*&Ing older than 18! You don't know what love actually is! So you made out with someone whoopity FU**ING DO! THAT MEANS NOTHING!

4. Are you really dumb enough to believe that if you don't "repost this in five seconds a clown will stab you with a knife"!?

IT WON'T HAPPEN! IT'S A LIE!

And that concludes part 1. look for part two later on.

Special sneak peek at part 2!

"How to speak like a normal human."

The cake is a lie.

[Gamma_Winstead]

Originally Posted by Aaron

The cake is a lie.

I felt like typing that in actually.

[That Purple Stuff]

If You Dont Repost This Is 17 Seconds After Reading Someone You Love Will Die From A Dildo Being Stuck Up Their A.s.s

[Marquoz]

Originally Posted by gamma626

Are you really that bored with your life that you need your best friend to swoop in and say "ZOMGS ur so purdy!"

No, just that insecure and anti-social.

You do know that the majority of the people on your "friends" list already KNOW what you look like.

But they might forget with the other 200 friends they have!

2. STOP updating your "status" thing every hour to say
"I hate my life!"
"I'm bored!"
"I fail at everything I do!"

I hate my job, I'm bored, and damn, I'm good!

NO ONE CARES! if you have problems GO TALK TO A SHRINK!

My shrink ignores me, so I just cut my arms.

So you made out with someone whoopity FU**ING DO! THAT MEANS NOTHING!

It means nothing until she calls you 9 months later out of the blue and says you need to meet her at the hospital.

4. Are you really dumb enough to believe that if you don't "repost this in five seconds a clown will stab you with a knife"!?

IT WON'T HAPPEN! IT'S A LIE!

My new goal in life is to start killing people like those chain letters say so people start believing they are real. Mwaahhahaha.
And that concludes part 1. look for part two later on.

[Mikeblu]

mii, wii, thii I'm sure you've heard it all before by some teenager on the internet.

and there not refering to the Nintendo wii. its just a completly pointless way of spelling stuff longer than it is. i mean why say "mii" over me, me's shorter, the whole point of editing words in text speak was to save time. But know the idiots invented internet speak, which is longer than normal.

I LOVE MY WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE