Shark Exorcist. - Blu-ray Forum

Himmel · 04-15-2015, 12:14 PM

Synopsis:
A demonic nun unleashes holy hell in SHARK EXORCIST when she summons the devil to possess a man-eating shark. Now innocent swimmers are terrorized by the ultimate evil—Satan’s shark!!

Stars:
Angela Kerecz, Roni Jonah, Alaine Huntington, and Bobby Kerecz.

Directed by: Donald Farmer (DEMON QUEEN, CANNIBAL HOOKERS, DORM OF THE DEAD)

COMING SOON!!

Himmel · 04-15-2015, 12:14 PM

Foggy · 04-15-2015, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Terminated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=rmrJynn-VA4

Do you fund these shit films? Because that's the only rationale behind sharing them with us.

Himmel · 04-15-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Do you fund these shit films? Because that's the only rationale behind sharing them with us.

Yes..I have a money tree in my yard.

It's always good to let everyone know that these are shit films. this way it can avoid people wasting their money on seeing them.

Foggy · 04-15-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Terminated

Yes..I have a money tree in my yard.

It's always good to let everyone know that these are shit films. this way it can avoid people wasting their money on seeing them.

Honestly, I'd be surprised if that film managed to find a way of even getting sold in an actual shop.

Himmel · 04-15-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Honestly, I'd be surprised if that film managed to find a way of even getting sold in an actual shop.

Me too.

JimDiGriz · 04-15-2015, 12:58 PM

Sounds incredibly stupid, I might actually watch it!

And Ive seen threads started for a lot lesser reason than this as well

spectre08 · 04-15-2015, 01:08 PM

no more absurd or nonsensical a premise than Sharknado, and that movie is a f*in masterpiece.

Scottie · 04-15-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Terminated

It's always good to let everyone know that these are shit films. this way it can avoid people wasting their money on seeing them.

Yes, because I'm sure your average joe would stumble upon a film called "Shark Exorcist" and assume that it was a modern day masterpiece.

omenboy · 04-15-2015, 01:50 PM

I don't want to be banned for using the language that is suitable for describing this alleged "film", so all I will say is that I would rather take my chances with a real shark than sit through the full length version of that awful trailer.

,deeii · 04-15-2015, 02:46 PM

This is hilarious.

Troll2fan · 04-15-2015, 02:54 PM

This looks cheaply made, nonsensical and horrible. I LOVE IT!!

MikeScott · 04-15-2015, 03:16 PM

There should have been a SyFy Original movie with this title.

chip75 · 04-18-2015, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Do you fund these shit films? Because that's the only rationale behind sharing them with us.

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Originally Posted by chip75

I already have a working title for the sequel, Ghost Shark: The Exorfish ...

Someone is reading our posts ...

stvn1974 · 04-18-2015, 04:31 PM

I bet it doesn't have as many plot holes, continuity errors or all around stupidity of a Christopher Nolan film. It also doesn't look to be as pretentious as a Wes Anderson film or as boring as a Terrence Malick flick. Still not interested in ever seeing it.

Just Jimmy · 04-18-2015, 04:36 PM

"We're going to need a bigger cross."

hahahaha priceless!

Underworld54 · 04-18-2015, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Do you fund these shit films? Because that's the only rationale behind sharing them with us.

Dude he's posting it to give us a laugh, lighten up my man.

BluRayTim · 04-18-2015, 06:11 PM

I'm sorry, but that looks like the worst movie ever, by far!

I can't believe a talented actress like Jessica Chastain would waste her talent on this trash that looks like it will never be surpassed nor come close to in being so horrific!

What a frigging shame!

Yes, I absolutely felt the urge to express my feeling with the smiley faces. Fighting the urge was absolutely not an option, unfortunately.

Jennifer Lawrence Fan · 04-18-2015, 06:28 PM

Huh? How is stuff like this made? I don't see how anyone can think "You know this move looks like a sound investment. Count me in. Here's all my money"

Foggy · 04-18-2015, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Bay Fan

Huh? How is stuff like this made? I don't see how anyone can think "You know this move looks like a sound investment. Count me in. Here's all my money"

I'd be shocked if this had any investors, looks like some 14 year olds managed to get a camera and went to the beach, somehow managing to get old Man Wilson involved to play the Priest.

04-15-2015, 12:14 PM	#1
Himmel Banned Member since:Jul 2012 Location:Northeast Corridor 4K collection:46 Blu-ray collection:301	Shark Exorcist. Synopsis: A demonic nun unleashes holy hell in SHARK EXORCIST when she summons the devil to possess a man-eating shark. Now innocent swimmers are terrorized by the ultimate evil—Satan’s shark!! Stars: Angela Kerecz, Roni Jonah, Alaine Huntington, and Bobby Kerecz. Directed by: Donald Farmer (DEMON QUEEN, CANNIBAL HOOKERS, DORM OF THE DEAD) COMING SOON!! Last edited by Himmel; 03-16-2016 at 10:32 AM.

04-15-2015, 12:58 PM	#7
JimDiGriz Blu-ray Champion Member since:Oct 2010 Location:UK 4K collection:262 Blu-ray collection:645 DVD collection:142 Blu-ray reviews:11	Sounds incredibly stupid, I might actually watch it! And Ive seen threads started for a lot lesser reason than this as well

04-15-2015, 01:08 PM	#8
spectre08 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Feb 2015 Location:Dallas, TX Blu-ray collection:538 DVD collection:25 Trading Score:49	no more absurd or nonsensical a premise than Sharknado, and that movie is a f*in masterpiece.

04-15-2015, 01:50 PM	#10
omenboy Special Member Member since:Jan 2012 4K collection:188 Blu-ray collection:4532 DVD collection:2117 Digital collection:2	I don't want to be banned for using the language that is suitable for describing this alleged "film", so all I will say is that I would rather take my chances with a real shark than sit through the full length version of that awful trailer.

04-15-2015, 02:46 PM	#11
,deeii Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Aug 2009 Location:Netherlands SteelBooks™: 208 Home Theater Gallery:4 4K collection:68 Blu-ray collection:680 Trading Score:14	This is hilarious.

04-15-2015, 02:54 PM	#12
Troll2fan Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Feb 2013 Location:Benicia, CA 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Trading Score:21	This looks cheaply made, nonsensical and horrible. I LOVE IT!!

04-15-2015, 03:16 PM	#13
MikeScott Blu-ray Champion Member since:Jul 2010 Location:Minnesota Trading Score:503	There should have been a SyFy Original movie with this title.

04-18-2015, 04:31 PM	#15
stvn1974 Blu-ray Prince Member since:Jan 2012 Location:Earth Trading Score:18	I bet it doesn't have as many plot holes, continuity errors or all around stupidity of a Christopher Nolan film. It also doesn't look to be as pretentious as a Wes Anderson film or as boring as a Terrence Malick flick. Still not interested in ever seeing it.

04-18-2015, 04:36 PM	#16
Just Jimmy Special Member Member since:Jun 2013 4K collection:1 Blu-ray collection:1	"We're going to need a bigger cross." hahahaha priceless!

04-18-2015, 06:11 PM	#18
BluRayTim Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Farmingdale, Nassau County, Long Island, New York, America 11735 4K collection:15 Blu-ray collection:60 DVD collection:8	I'm sorry, but that looks like the worst movie ever, by far! I can't believe a talented actress like Jessica Chastain would waste her talent on this trash that looks like it will never be surpassed nor come close to in being so horrific! What a frigging shame! Yes, I absolutely felt the urge to express my feeling with the smiley faces. Fighting the urge was absolutely not an option, unfortunately.

04-18-2015, 06:28 PM	#19
Jennifer Lawrence Fan Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Aug 2011 4K collection:413 Blu-ray collection:2750 DVD collection:1312 MA collection:305 Digital collection:495 iTunes collection:284 Trading Score:721	Huh? How is stuff like this made? I don't see how anyone can think "You know this move looks like a sound investment. Count me in. Here's all my money"

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