Jennifer Lawrence Fan

If I sold it, then it obviously had value, right? I made like $20. Nothing to write home about but I didn’t want it so I reduced my collection by 1 and have some extra cash. That’s how it always is. Even the exclusives I sell are averaging $40–$75. I’m sure I have a few that are selling in the hundreds but that’s not going to buy us a new car either and I’m still like you enough where some things I really don’t need have sentimental value. I think my X-Files set is OOP and selling for hundreds and I have it all on digital but I still care too much about Mulder and Scully to sell it. I actually went to an X-Files convention in the mid-90’s and if you tell anyone about that, I’ll cut of your balls, dip them in chocolate and give them to Cassie to snack on during her next riveting horror movie reaction. She will be chewing on your nuts in slo-mo.

Does what have any kind of value?

Sold This Is Spinal Tap steelbook today. Decided to list the blue La La Land as I realized the design with the lamp post is actually in one of my exclusives already and both exclusives have blue steels. Also, since the Best Buy steel is the least valuable, I can use that one for watching and keep the 2 exclusives for just display only.

Why should you get a prize?

Only about 270 posts from 140,000. Go nuts tonight and get it done.

Unless you went to Maine to buy your ticket, our dreams have been dashed yet again. You will, sadly, not be moving into the house next door to Brie.

Are you back in black?

Mega Millions is now going to be at 1.1 billion on Monday so buy a ticket, you cheap Mormon with popcorn in your bed.

If you win, after taxes, you would have around $340 million. That’s at least 10x Brie’s net worth. With that kind of money, you don’t need her panties because you will be sleeping in the same bed with her and pulling them out with your teeth.

I had some pretty good pain medication in me so after the Rocky 2 reaction, I left a comment with a different name that the movie inspired me to be able to choke my chicken with both hands. You know because Rocky learns to fight right-handed and has to catch a chicken.

Brie Larson is very attractive but she’s not Jennifer Lawrence hot. If I win the mega millions, I am going to buy Jennifer Lawrence a good movie script. I’m going to give you a cameo in the movie. In the credits you will be known only as naked guy #5. I will give you a line like, “who needs me to pass them the lube?” and I think you will get a SAG card. Don’t you believe that you have a brother better than me, Kipster.

Violent Night is now January. Does that make it 5?

You should buy Brie a small, cute, inexpensive gift and send it to her with a card and write to her how you’re her number one fan and she’s a great actress and inspires you, etc (anything but being creepy-nothing about her looks or wanting to meet her) and see if she writes you back eventually.

I wrote to Gillian Anderson when I was in college and she wrote me 3 times. It was between season 1 and 2 or 2 and 3 of the X-Files so she was definitely a star but definitely not a huge star yet like Brie is now. She’s also unusually nice so I got lucky but even Tom Cruise has people who look at what’s sent to him, and he has them bring to him the stuff that stands out and he occasionally replies.