Citizen Kane re-make on the way (Parody on State of Hollywood)

[Batman1980]

Why settle as being called the best film of all time when you could also be called the best remake of all time? Mark Potts (Simmons on Vinyl) and Singletree Productions have created a faux movie trailer for a proposed remake of Orson Welles‘ 1941 cinematic masterpiece Citizen Kane. The trailer is a rather obvious but entertaining commentary on the current state of the movie industry, in which a movie remake like this is completely possible (sadly). Watch the trailer right now, embedded after the jump.

Source - Slashfilm.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWteT...embedded#at=34

[CZAR]

Awe naw man this movie will suck! I know it already, it will suck donkey monkey. Hollywood sucks, Jaden Smith sucks. I wish they would release Porky's on bluray already! Got Em!!

[Show spoiler]

[surfdude12]

Can you imagine the dialogue in a Hollywood Execs office?

-Dude#1: Warner wants to do a remake of ____.

-Dude#2: But haven't we already remade like 100 films this year?

-Dude #1: Who cares? Look at the box office numbers. For some reason, the idiotic consuming public is eating it up. For whatever reason, they are perfectly happy and aren't demanding new, creative material. Good for us. Our writers can just lean on the work others have done. They'll cost less money, so we can make more profit.

-Dude#2: I agree, its too good to be true. Thank God for this drone-consuming public. Sounds good, make it happen.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by surfdude12

Can you imagine the dialogue in a Hollywood Execs office?

-Dude#1: Warner wants to do a remake of ____.

-Dude#2: But haven't we already remade like 100 films this year?

-Dude #1: Who cares? Look at the box office numbers. For some reason, the idiotic consuming public is eating it up. For whatever reason, they are perfectly happy and aren't demanding new, creative material. Good for us. Our writers can just lean on the work others have done. They'll cost less money, so we can make more profit.

-Dude#2: I agree, its too good to be true. Thank God for this drone-consuming public. Sounds good, make it happen.

You forgot the part where they increase each others Anual Bonus as a reward for their brilliant business tactics.

[iam1bearcat]

remaking Citizen Kane?

[Blu-Benny]

I still don’t understand the appeal of citizen kane.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by CZAR

Awe naw man this movie will suck! I know it already, it will suck donkey monkey. Hollywood sucks, Jaden Smith sucks. I wish they would release Porky's on bluray already! Got Em!!

[Show spoiler]

Arent you the one promoting the "Remakes can be good so dont judge until you see it" theory?

[Rblu-Dblu]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Arent you the one promoting the "Remakes can be good so dont judge until you see it" theory?

I think he's being facetious.

[CZAR]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Arent you the one promoting the "Remakes can be good so dont judge until you see it" theory?

Originally Posted by Rblu-Dblu

I think he's being facetious.

Got Em!!

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by CZAR

Got Em!!

Got Me!!

[vegeta88]

Originally Posted by Gandalf Stormcrow

Source - Slashfilm.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWteT...embedded#at=34

Awesome!

Kane: "I'm not going to stop until I reach the end."
Girl: "But the Internet has no end."
Kane: "Looks like I better get started then."

That was actually really good.

[nathanp]

Originally Posted by vegeta88

Awesome!

Kane: "I'm not going to stop until I reach the end."
Girl: "But the Internet has no end."
Kane: "Looks like I better get started then."

That was actually really good.

Good line, I like that.

[Jaguar007]

that was pretty funny