Citizen Kane re-make on the way (Parody on State of Hollywood)

[surfdude12]

Can you imagine the dialogue in a Hollywood Execs office?

-Dude#1: Warner wants to do a remake of ____.

-Dude#2: But haven't we already remade like 100 films this year?

-Dude #1: Who cares? Look at the box office numbers. For some reason, the idiotic consuming public is eating it up. For whatever reason, they are perfectly happy and aren't demanding new, creative material. Good for us. Our writers can just lean on the work others have done. They'll cost less money, so we can make more profit.

-Dude#2: I agree, its too good to be true. Thank God for this drone-consuming public. Sounds good, make it happen.