New $1.5 Million SUV interior made from Whale "Happy Place"

[dk3dknight]

Please note I have edited this transcript replacing a specific word with happy place for the protection of young children if you click the link you will see the real word and I take no responsibility for protecting you.

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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale “Happy Place” Leather

Whale “Happy Place” leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale “Happy Place” leather interior.


The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:


1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale “Happy Place” Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course -


THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale “Happy Place” leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale “Happy Place” Leather

[Nerdkiller likes BD]

I think I know what "Happy Place" is now. I don't want to tell you as me and dk want to protect the innocent.

[jono_0101]

if its not obvious what "happy place" means, you can scroll over the link and it tells you in the web address of the link






oh yeah, and gross...

[Psychonaut]

Somewhere in Africa, a hippo silently celebrates.

Wonder if you have to hit this with Gold Bond during the summer.

Does the manufacturer recommend against vigorous rubbing?

If the airbag goes off, does it count as a teabag?

[dk3dknight]

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Somewhere in Africa, a hippo silently celebrates.

Wonder if you have to hit this with Gold Bond during the summer.

Does the manufacturer recommend against vigorous rubbing?

If the airbag goes off, does it count as a teabag?

Does petting the interior count as cheating...

[Sylin]

Best comment on that site:

How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down 4 skin divers.