Anyone Here Read Fan Fiction Scripts?

[Jennifer Lawrence Fan]

I'm sorry but just about every fan script for some movie is horrible! Writing a fan script is the easiest thing to do. Cause everything is already laid out for you. But anyway my point is I was bored and I'm reading this Fan Fiction script for "Scream 5" And some of the dialogue and what they're saying makes me wanna

Here just look at this god awful, make you wanna smash your head against the wall until you get brain damage, that way you'll feel stupid enough to like it.

[Show spoiler]ERIN - That's the thing with Hollywood these days. Nothing is original anymore. It's washed up and tired.
AMY -Not true. 'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY'?
OAKLEY - Oh, please. I could write a book on the 'found footage' sub genre. 'THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT', hello?
WESLEY - 'SAW'?
OAKLEY - 'THE BONE COLLECTOR'. Two points.
WESLEY - Hardly.
AMY - What about 'STAB'?
The rest of the group look at her incredulously.
AMY (cont'd) - It was worth a shot.
OAKLEY - There hasn't been a good 'STAB' movie in years. It's bad enough that they're doing a remake. If I have to watch Katie Cassidy destroy one more classic, I'm going to gouge my eyes out.
WESLEY - I liked 'A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
AMY - Really? You seemed awfully disappointed that Katie didn't show us the goods.
WESLEY - She'll get her chance.
OAKLEY - Not unless some other CW Network starlet beats her to the punch.
ERIN - Which takes me to my next point. Even the casting has become clichéd. They're all just so pretty and proper. Where's the fat kid, huh? The ugly friend? When was the last time you saw an Asian in a horror movie?
WESLEY - 'THE GRUDGE'
ERIN - Hilarious.
OAKLEY - She makes a good point. I mean, where are the gays?
ERIN - Exactly! Are all homosexuals exempt from horror movies?
WESLEY - I don't know about you guys but 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN' scared the shit outta' me
OAKLEY - I'm gonna ignore that comment.
AMY (CHANTING): - We want more gays!
OAKLEY grins mischievously, turning his attention back to WESLEY.
OAKLEY - Are you taking notes, Romeo?
WESLEY puckers his lips into a kiss and gives a cheeky wink. AMY laughs and shoves him playfully.
AMY - Hey, easy Gyllenhaal. I'm sitting right here.
OAKLEY - Pretty as a picture. So Princess, are you his fag hag or his gay beard?
AMY - Soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, maybe?
WESLEY - Get the balloons!
OAKLEY - Why, are we throwing you an official 'coming out' party?
WESLEY seems to be lapping up the attention. AMY rolls her eyes. She turns to ERIN
AMY - So how would you make it original?
WESLEY (INTERRUPTING): - Why not start off with Sidney? She's got more lives than a cat.
OAKLEY - You can't kill Sid! She's victim royalty.
AMY - Nah-uh. She's too 90's. Sid's expendable.
ERIN - After 7 'STAB' movies? No way. People are expecting her to die. The internet geeks would have a field day over who saw it coming first.
AMY - But if she does?
ERIN shrugs her shoulders nonchalantly.
ERIN - Then it's time for someone new to die. It's too easy to reboot a franchise. Carve up some hot new talent and you've got yourself a #1 ticket to a box office smash hit
AMY - I would pay good money to watch Zac Efron have it out with Ghostface.
OAKLEY - 'WOODSBORO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL'? Nobody wants to see that
AMY - Did I mention he'd be topless?
OAKLEY - Ah, touché.

I am really glad that none of these people actually write for Hollywood. Hell they even lifted dialogue from the previous one, and whole scene really at the fount.

Sorry I just needed to get that rant out where people wouldn't attack me for telling the truth and not blowing Rainbows up their assh*le. Like i've seen others do before when reading and saying how good it is. Anyone else ready any really horrible fan fiction scripts and groan at them for being so bad?