Chicago Tribune Lists 100 Greatest Films Of All Time. We All Know What #1 Is...

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...togallery.html

I knew Citizen Kane was going to be number one before I even finished reading the god d**n article headline. Apparently cinema peaked in 1941.

Does Citizen Kane routinely get the number one spot simply by proxy? Or because your college film professor used it as the focal point of every f***ing lecture? Is it written in the 10 commandments? Is the name Orson Welles inscribed in the Dead Sea scrolls? Is the Illuminati using this movie to take over the world? Did America enter World War II because Adolph Hitler didn't like Citizen Kane? Is watching Citizen Kane the amount of times based on your year of birth AFTER the movie released to be a requirement in order to be a film critic? Did Nostradamus predict that Citizen Kane would be best movie of all time before film even existed? Did the Mayan Calendar stop in 2012 because they thought that was the year people would stop believing Citizen Kane was best movie of all time?

You'd think by how utterly overrated and overstated Citizen Kane is that it has the power to cure cancer and that Orson Welles was a f***ing modern day superhuman A.I. polymath that made Albert Einstein look like an amoeba.

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