Disgaea 3 – Trophy Patch Online

[BlackMamba]

Anyone have it yet? If so, post impressions! I'd love to hear some item descriptions too (Elder Spear - complains to younger spears)!

EDIT: Here are some item descriptions (from previous Disgaeas) for your enjoyment!

Chain mail - Will kill you if you don’t pass it on. Wait-!
Bastard sword - A real jerk at times, but gets the job done
Father's Fist - I’m not angry, I’m just upset. Now come here.
Metal Basher - Not a fan of hard rock, are you?
Discharger - Feels really good when you shoot it
7 year kill - Not bad. But i wish it worked faster
Dragon Buster - Each one is dragon-tested in the factory
Beckdograban - whatever it means, the name sounds strong
Charred Newt - It got better!
Oracle Staff - God wants you to die. He told me so.
Providence - Comes with GPS: Godly Positioning System
Carbon Spear - Carbon and Diamond are the same, right?
Gank - Youth violence is no laughing matter!
Hell Strike - Every hit is a killing blow. Cheater
Broadsword - It's broad! It's a Sword! It's a Broadsword!
Elder Spear - Complain to younger spears
Twin Blaster - Two holes, one bullet. How does that work?
Poor Orphan - I'm sorry...you're adopted. Now get out
Hell's Gate - We're already on Hell's doorstep!
Envy - That's a nice jacket. Hand it over!
Serial Axe - Snap, crackle, pop! You’re dead.
Nerd Glasses - You look smart, but girls won't kiss you
Sophia's Mirror - Helpful in applying Sophia's make up
Immortal Pill - The pill is immortal, not you.
Bruenack - Used to defeat a mighty Majin last Tuesday.
Gold Bar - Is this a bribe? Of course!
Iron Dress - It’ll even protect your virginity.
Bomb - No sleeping!
Benkei’s Glaive - Useful when guarding bridges.
Metal Suit - Increases your ability to rock by 300%.