do you have any humorous run ins with the police?

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in another thread i *****ed about being pulled over and frisked yesterday for a california rolling stop. which normally gets you a talking to, not bent over a cop car.
https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?t=52971

does anyone else have any run-ins with the law? i have had more than a few not sure why. one of my favorites is:

i was walking down mira mesa blvd here in san diego, i was going to get some dr pepper as i was attending a concert at the epicentre and the drinks there were to damn expensive. i think i was 17 (this was about 2001) 1" mohawk, army jacket with a huge homemade anarchy patch on the back (i laugh at all who buy anything with the anarchy symbol on it), there was a fight between some asian wannabe gangsters in the parking lot by where i was walking. this cop car rolls up, sees them, dude gets out. throws me against his car quickly pats me down, handcuffs me, throws me in the back of his car (busting my head against his door in the process, then starts calling for back up as he supercops over to the group of 20 or so 16-22 year old hood rats. they disperse and he tries to chase them but doesn't catch anyone. about 5 minutes later he comes back lets me out of the back, takes the cuffs off and say in a stern voice "i don't want to see you around here causing trouble." he hops in his car and takes off as i yell something like "what the %$@ is your badge number" or some such nonsense. i got my dr pepper walked back to the show and had an awesome story as to why the side of my dome was messed up. the end.