i got frisked by a chic cop today

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my wife daughter and i were in whittier visiting her aunt just released from the hospital. when we were leaving i made a california rolling stop in and was pulled over by the lapd. she asked for my license as i grabbed my wallet she said "hands where i can see them! step out of the vehicle!" i got out. she stood behind me, grabbed my hands held them behind me and walked me to her car which she pushed me against. HOT! she frisked me longer than any other time i've been frisked, questioned me while i'm being a sarcastic ass, basically begging for a ticket. but they let me off. i even goaded her partner who was standing by my wife's window. "hey, you don't talk? just stand there all authoritative and intimidating?". the woman kept asking "any tickets or warrants? anything illegal in your pockets" "uuuuuuuuummmmmmm i don't think so." i answered. they don't find that to funny. at the end after i was molested and interrogated she said "well i can give you a ticket or a warning. which do you want?" my reply, "gee let me think. i'm pretty sure tickets are bad. and warnings are not so bad....hmmmmm......... i really don't have much of a choice in the matter do i? can i phone a friend?" she gives me a warning, her partner tells me to use my signal too. so as i leave i use my hand turn signal as well as my car's and i stop for an obnoxiously long time at the next stop sign with them behind me.

Roland. did you put a hit out on me? all that for a rolling stop.