Oh Snap!!! Now I have seen everything...

[jkwest]

Fart Backpacks!!!

In an attempt to understand the extent of cow flatulence on global warming, scientists in Argentina are strapping plastic bags to the backs of cows to capture their emissions.
Argentina has more than 55 million cows, making it a leading producer of beef. In the study, the scientists were surprised to discover that a standard 550-kg cow produces between 800 to 1,000 liters of emissions, including methane, each day.

Further, methane - which is also released from landfills, coal mines and leaking gas pipes - is 23 times more effective than carbon dioxide at trapping heat in the atmosphere.

"When we got the first results, we were surprised," said Guillermo Berra, a researcher at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology in Argentina. "Thirty percent of Argentina´s (total greenhouse) emissions could be generated by cattle."

In their study, the researchers attached balloon-like plastic packs to the backs of at least 10 cows. A tube running to the animals´ stomachs collected the gas inside the backpacks, which were then hung from the roof of the corral for analysis.

The Argentine researchers say that the slow digestive system of the cows causes them to produce these large amounts of methane. Now, the scientists are performing trials of new diets designed to improve the cows´ digestion and reduce global warming. By feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain, "you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent," according to Silvia Valtorta of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations.

[cravnsn]

Better hope their bovines don't float away...

[vluan57]

That's just a little ridiculous to be honest.

[Rob71]

Imagine if you will a farmer surrounded by a few of these cows. Now imagine me with a BB gun.

[DetroitSportsFan]

I believe they tried this with sheep a few years ago. Something about the methane gas from their rectums were burning up the ozone layer. (I'm serious)

[Anthony P]

so when will these scientists strap that on themselves?

[vluan57]

Originally Posted by Anthony P

so when will these scientists strap that on themselves?

rofl, the funny part is you know it's coming.

[Psychonaut]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

I believe they tried this with sheep a few years ago. Something about the methane gas from their rectums were burning up the ozone layer. (I'm serious)

As seen in the stunningly accurate documentary "Black Sheep". Minus the bags, of course.

How long until hillbillies start shooting the bags and making the cows explode? Cow tipping just went to a whole new level.

[jkwest]

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

As seen in the stunningly accurate documentary "Black Sheep". Minus the bags, of course.

[thelaserdisc2000]

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

As seen in the stunningly accurate documentary "Black Sheep". Minus the bags, of course.

How long until hillbillies start shooting the bags and making the cows explode? Cow tipping just went to a whole new level.

*Hunting in Argentina*

"All right, I am hunting on someone else's property and I see something off into the distance, its either a real large deer or a real small cow."

"Lets see if I can crank this window down real easy like and ease the gun out, I'm having trouble get the gun steady"

*car rocks back and forth*

"Jed and Darline, stop moving back there!"

*Fires, and something explodes*

HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS A COW, and I JUST TOOK OUT A WHOLE HERD!

[Beta Man]

Their Free-range Grass eating cows are delicious...... add a bottle of their Malbec...... yummy!

[jkwest]

mmmmm....I love Malbec...

[ECWaenigma]

They should have one of these outside of every Mexican restaurant as well.

[Anthony P]

They should have one of these outside of every Mexican restaurant as well.

I hope they don't use natural gas to cook the food

[sssick]

Believe it or not, methane is major contributor to ozone depletion. I am combating this by eating as many cows as I can sink my teeth into.