The HD DVD Desperation Song

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Verse 1

Way back in 2006
Months before Tosh would start its Tricks
HD DVD was in the lead
But then came something called the PS3

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Desperation, Desperation
This war is Microsoft's creation
Its not HD DVDs friend
It will ditch her in the end

Verse 2
Its the bubble effect they claimed
The PS3 is really lame
Yeah, the new owners are curious
But HD DVD will be victorious

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Verse 3
Whens this bubble gonna pop?
Oh snap what did blockbuster just drop?
It was HD DVD
Blockbuster just kicked her out in the street.

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Verse 4
On AVS they would chatter
That standalones were the only thing that mattered
Studios don't care about PS3
One more thing, attach rates are key

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Firesales are all we need
Get your father some HD DVD
Its only $299 at Best Buy
This will surely make Blu-ray die

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$299 sales are a thing of the past
1 million players is Toshibas new forcast
$299 is the new price for HD DVD
Surely this will get blu-ray beat

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The numbers just stayed the same
So HD DVD coughed up a little change
$150 million to be exact
Surely this will set blu-ray back

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They lost their big week
The future looked bleak
So more FUD they decided to smear
How is your new job, Amir?

Chorus

HD DVDs momentum is beginning to start
$98 players at Wal-Mart
But the Nielsen's still wouldn't change
Some of these guys are getting pretty deranged

Chorus

Whats that I hear?
A change in WB policy is very near
And they said they are committed to blu!
Thats something that is very new!

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Rumors are for us too claimed rdjam
Ill send out e-mails to all my fans
Disney neutrality is what it'll claim
Then studio support will be the same!

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Well hack their site
And make up lies
HD DVD is the winner, its clear
Bullsh1t, have a merry christmas and a happy blu year!