The Great Twistie-Tie debate

[cravnsn]

OK, you’ve sounded off about speakers & receivers, movies, music, cars…etal.

Now it’s time to separate the men from the boys and once and for all put to rest a debate larger than any of those facing the entire human race - The Great Twistie Tie Debate!

The question is simple - when re-sealing a bag of bread (or bagels, or other bakery item), do you twist in a clockwise, or anti-clockwise direction?

Make you voice heard - vote now!!!

[jamclaur]

always clock-wise.

[Rob71]

Clockwise. Civilization depends on it. Society would fall apart if people started twisting them anti-clockwise.

[Marquoz]

I don't use twist ties! I always seem to end up with bread that has the plastic closures, I get garbage bags with draw strings. I can't remember the last time I used a twist tie.

[Forrestandjen07]

i spin the bag clockwise and then fold the twist under the bag, im too llazy to put the tie back on

[LynxFX]

I use ultrasonic welding to keep my bread fresh.

[scweb13]

Shouldn't it say "Counter-Clockwise"? Never heard of Anti-Clockwise.

[scott87]

Clockwise

the bread stays fresher

[LORDs_angellos]

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

It works for screws, why not bread?

[Teabaggins]

Originally Posted by Forrestandjen07

i spin the bag clockwise and then fold the twist under the bag, im too llazy to put the tie back on

me too, my wife hates it

[cravnsn]

Originally Posted by scweb13

Shouldn't it say "Counter-Clockwise"? Never heard of Anti-Clockwise.

It’s a phrase the British & some Europeans use. I just like the way it sounds – kind of like how they say aluminum

[dereksworl]

This is preposterous!! What kinda question is this!! its clockwise. Anything else would be uncivilized

[stockstar1138]

wow! this looks like some debate

[m_tyson]

Wikipedia does not indicate which way to twist, therefore it does not matter.

[dereksworl]

LMAO, get a load of this. this dude is really snappin' over some twistie-ties

An open letter to the inventor of the twisty tie method of securing children’s toys
Posted by Gary under Christmas/Easter, Culture


Dear Inventor of the Twisty Tie Method of Securing Children’s Toys:

As a father of five young children, I am writing this Christmas to tell you (whoever you are) that I don’t like you very much. I haven’t liked you for some time but have not bothered to write until this year when my frustration reached a culminated level that warrants venting. Can I ask you Mr. Twisty Tie Man, why you ever thought of your excessive, frustrating and honestly, unneeded method of securing children’s toys in their box?

I could never estimate how many of your twisty ties I have untwisted since the birth of my first two children (twins). I know that the set of 150 emergency workers and vehicles that my mother-in-law purchased my son some years ago was enough by that one experience to almost drive me mad and cause me to dislike you greatly. Why sir, did you feel it necessary to twisty tie down almost every man who was only two inches tall? Why do you run the twisty ties around and around the wheels of the vehicle? Further, why do you feel it necessary to then place a wide piece of tape over your twisty ties on the underside of the cardboard? Are you fearful of a nuclear explosion dislodging the toy from the box? Don’t you know that if there is a nuclear explosion we will either not be here to buy toys or that if we survive, buying toys will not be a priority?

I do not begrudge you a twisty tie or two to deter shoplifters, but eight? ten? The goal is to deter shoplifters, not to keep the child from ever being able to enjoy the toy, which is likely to happen when a frustrated father throws it into the trash more willing to bear the crying of his child then to deal any further with your twisty ties. Why sir could you not use a twisty tie that is easily cut with a pair of scissors? Why have you chosen to use industrial strength twisty ties that cannot be cut without using a utility knife and likely severing a finger? You’ve secured the toy for shipping and deterred shoplifters wonderful, but must you on top of that make it difficult for me to get the toy out quickly? Could you not use a twisty tie that I could snip with scissors so that I could move on to the thirty other toys that await me which also have eight to ten twisty ties on them?

I am led to believe Mr. Twisty Tie man that you must have had a very unfortunate childhood or that you have suffered some other form of trauma and mistreatment in your life that has led you into an unfortunate desire to make other people’s lives miserable. Do you find joy in knowing that tens of millions of parents are plunged into frustration and anger on Christmas morning because of your method? You have a sick sense of humor. How you prevailed upon toy manufacturers to adopt your method is a marvel. You must all be very unhappy people.

I go to bed knowing that my letter will make no difference. You have known how frustrating your method is for years and have done nothing to make things easier for parents. But I will sleep a little better tonight having finally told you what I think about your twisty ties. Never forget, what goes around, comes around.

Source-http://www.theundershepherd.com/?p=61

[dpomp]

Originally Posted by dereksworl

LMAO, get a load of this. this dude is really snappin' over some twistie-ties



Source-http://www.theundershepherd.com/?p=61

haha did you write this derek?? after you daughters birthday this weekend.

[dereksworl]

Originally Posted by dpompeo

haha did you write this derek?? after you daughters birthday this weekend.

lmao, nah. although i wish i had. that dude is hilarious ............

[jkwest]

does he look old enough to have kids!?

[dpomp]

Originally Posted by jkwest

does he look old enough to have kids!?

[dereksworl]

Originally Posted by jkwest

does he look old enough to have kids!?

LMAO! I dont look that opposite of heterosexual, believe me. kinda looks more like you though Johnny Quest

Oh yeah and.....you're gonna get banned

EDIT: Acting nervous like jkwest ^^