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View Poll Results: Chuck Norris Vs. The Most Interesting Man in the World. Who would win in a fight?
Chuck Norris 24 61.54%
The Most Interesting Man in the World 7 17.95%
They would off each other equally. No winners 8 20.51%
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Old 08-25-2009, 07:36 PM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris Vs. The Most Interesting Man in the World

Tale of the Tape:

Chuck Norris



-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

The Most Intersting Man in the World



-His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!
-His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
-Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact.
-He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
-He lives vicariously through himself.

A fight for all the ages? Who would win? Sound off!!!!!
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Old 08-25-2009, 07:41 PM   #2
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TMIMITW is an imitator. Chuck came first and is the Supreme Being!!!
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Old 08-25-2009, 07:42 PM   #3
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They would kill each other equally.

Then their beards would clash and the resulting explosion would destroy the world.

Logan
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:14 PM   #4
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But the Most Interesting Man in the World can Speak French... in Russian.
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:20 PM   #5
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TMIMITW could never survive Missing In Action. Chuck wins.
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:50 PM   #6
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Chuck wins hands down. And getting killed by Chuck Norris would actually make that other guy more interesting.
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:46 AM   #7
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Chuck Norris
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Hands down, Chuck.

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Old 08-26-2009, 02:03 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris, besides Zep and the Beatles, is the biggest badass in recorded history.
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Old 08-26-2009, 02:25 AM   #10
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Chuck Norris

You talk about a man that

can round house kick you yesterday,

Make Superman wear Chuck Norris PJs,

Got his tonsils removed with a chainsaw,

and ordered a Big Mac from Burger King and got one

vs. this phony, Chuck Norris would win before the fight begins.

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Old 08-26-2009, 02:29 AM   #11
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:11 AM   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kotsedriver View Post
Chuck Norris, besides Zep and the Beatles, is the biggest badass in recorded history.
Chuck helped form the Beatles.
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:41 AM   #13
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I've never heard of the most interesting man in the world.

Who is he? Seems interesting.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:26 AM   #14
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Its gotta be Chuck!
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Don't smoke. Chuck Norris :rock
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:23 PM   #16
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I'm sorry but Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the "interesting" out of the MIMITW leaving him with just his beard. Then chuck norris would annex that beard. Henceforth, chuck norris would have the most lethal and interesting beard in the world.
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