Things That Always Happen in Movies, But Never Ever in Real Life - Blu-ray Forum

shinseiRomeo · 01-27-2011, 03:39 AM

Saw a funny blog post today and had a good laugh at a few of the comics.

Link goes to source and many, many more.

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/20...-in-real-life/

Here's one example:

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 09:18 AM

Who ever wrote that boring Blog must lead a boring life.

I am constantly on the news and I can break in to the CIA mainframe in 1 minute, I can disappear behind a moving bus and I always throw away my gun when the clip runs dry.

Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

P@t_Mtl · 01-27-2011, 09:24 AM

Yes, that is why they are called movies and not reality, quite a revelation is it not?

Donnie Darko · 01-27-2011, 10:30 AM

People - relax - dont take this so seriously. Its funny.

Thats a great site.

SixSpeedSamurai · 01-27-2011, 12:16 PM

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

beefytwinkie · 01-27-2011, 12:27 PM

I like some of those. The one that says "I've never had a dialtone when the other person hangs up." made me think of another.

I've never had a dialtone on my cellphone when the other person hangs up.

Porkchop Express · 01-27-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SixSpeedSamurai

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

Presented in a montage of course.

Batman1980 · 01-27-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SixSpeedSamurai

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

Didn't Neo complete his training to become the One in like 1 week?

dallywhitty · 01-27-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

You're on a Blu-ray forum. I don't think you're in a position to criticise anyone for being a 'nerd.'

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dallywhitty

You're on a Blu-ray forum. I don't think you're in a position to criticise anyone for being a 'nerd.'

I was actually being sarcastic

dallywhitty · 01-27-2011, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

I was actually being sarcastic

I'm not sure how I overlooked that. My apologies.

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dallywhitty

i'm not sure how i overlooked that. My apologies.

:d

Blu-ray Fanatic · 01-27-2011, 05:55 PM

Things that always happen in movies, but never ever in real life? In movies, they hardly run out of ammunition.

synergy · 01-28-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

Who ever wrote that boring Blog must lead a boring life.

I am constantly on the news and I can break in to the CIA mainframe in 1 minute, I can disappear behind a moving bus and I always throw away my gun when the clip runs dry.

Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

Clips were used in WW2 to load those garands up. Magazines on the other hand are what they use today.

But far be it for me to criticize a CIA renegade with a garand.

menaceuk · 01-28-2011, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by synergy

Clips were used in WW2 to load those garands up. Magazines on the other hand are what they use today.

But far be it for me to criticize a CIA renegade with a garand.

The people in the wet work sector call them clips

Batman1980 · 01-27-2011, 05:51 PM

Every single one of those has happened to shinseiromeo, true story!

01-27-2011, 03:39 AM	#1
shinseiRomeo Blu-ray Duke Top contributor Member since:Jun 2010 Location:US Blu-ray collection:1179 DVD collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 15 Trading Score:30	Things That Always Happen in Movies, But Never Ever in Real Life Saw a funny blog post today and had a good laugh at a few of the comics. Link goes to source and many, many more. http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/20...-in-real-life/ Here's one example: Last edited by shinseiRomeo; 01-27-2011 at 04:22 AM.

01-27-2011, 09:24 AM	#3
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	Yes, that is why they are called movies and not reality, quite a revelation is it not? Last edited by P@t_Mtl; 01-27-2011 at 10:41 AM.

01-27-2011, 09:18 AM	#2
menaceuk Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2010 Blu-ray collection:191	Who ever wrote that boring Blog must lead a boring life. I am constantly on the news and I can break in to the CIA mainframe in 1 minute, I can disappear behind a moving bus and I always throw away my gun when the clip runs dry. Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

01-27-2011, 10:30 AM	#4
Donnie Darko Member Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Hartford, Connecticut 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:669 Prime collection:2	People - relax - dont take this so seriously. Its funny. Thats a great site.

01-27-2011, 12:16 PM	#5
SixSpeedSamurai Blu-ray Samurai Top contributor Member since:Apr 2010 Location:Bruce Wayne lives in my attic 4K collection:168 Blu-ray collection:667 DVD collection:33 MA collection:2 Digital collection:267 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:33	haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

01-27-2011, 12:27 PM	#6
beefytwinkie Blu-ray Guru Member since:Oct 2008 4K collection:13 Blu-ray collection:459 Trading Score:6	I like some of those. The one that says "I've never had a dialtone when the other person hangs up." made me think of another. I've never had a dialtone on my cellphone when the other person hangs up.

01-27-2011, 05:55 PM	#13
Blu-ray Fanatic Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2007 Location:San Antonio Blu-ray reviews:1	Things that always happen in movies, but never ever in real life? In movies, they hardly run out of ammunition.

01-27-2011, 05:51 PM	#16
Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	Every single one of those has happened to shinseiromeo, true story!

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