Things That Always Happen in Movies, But Never Ever in Real Life - Blu-ray Forum

shinseiRomeo · 01-27-2011, 03:39 AM

Saw a funny blog post today and had a good laugh at a few of the comics.

Link goes to source and many, many more.

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/20...-in-real-life/

Here's one example:

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 09:18 AM

Who ever wrote that boring Blog must lead a boring life.

I am constantly on the news and I can break in to the CIA mainframe in 1 minute, I can disappear behind a moving bus and I always throw away my gun when the clip runs dry.

Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

P@t_Mtl · 01-27-2011, 09:24 AM

Yes, that is why they are called movies and not reality, quite a revelation is it not?

Donnie Darko · 01-27-2011, 10:30 AM

People - relax - dont take this so seriously. Its funny.

Thats a great site.

SixSpeedSamurai · 01-27-2011, 12:16 PM

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

beefytwinkie · 01-27-2011, 12:27 PM

I like some of those. The one that says "I've never had a dialtone when the other person hangs up." made me think of another.

I've never had a dialtone on my cellphone when the other person hangs up.

I_Like_Movies · 01-27-2011, 05:00 PM

This

dallywhitty · 01-27-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

You're on a Blu-ray forum. I don't think you're in a position to criticise anyone for being a 'nerd.'

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dallywhitty

You're on a Blu-ray forum. I don't think you're in a position to criticise anyone for being a 'nerd.'

I was actually being sarcastic

dallywhitty · 01-27-2011, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

I was actually being sarcastic

I'm not sure how I overlooked that. My apologies.

Porkchop Express · 01-27-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SixSpeedSamurai

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

Presented in a montage of course.

Batman1980 · 01-27-2011, 05:51 PM

Every single one of those has happened to shinseiromeo, true story!

Blu-ray Fanatic · 01-27-2011, 05:55 PM

Things that always happen in movies, but never ever in real life? In movies, they hardly run out of ammunition.

Batman1980 · 01-27-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SixSpeedSamurai

haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

Didn't Neo complete his training to become the One in like 1 week?

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dallywhitty

i'm not sure how i overlooked that. My apologies.

:d

OG Pooh · 01-27-2011, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Anakin

Didn't Neo complete his training to become the One in like 1 week?

Hell, Luke Skywalker completed a literal lifetime of Jedi training over the course of a couple of days... in a swamp.

Blu-ray Fanatic · 01-27-2011, 06:09 PM

In Kickboxer and Bloodsport, Van Damn's character learned Muai Thai Kickboxing and Ninjitsu in a short amount of time and defeated the best opponent who had far more experience.

menaceuk · 01-27-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blu-ray Fanatic

In Kickboxer and Bloodsport, Van Damn's character learned Muai Thai Kickboxing and Ninjitsu in a short amount of time and defeated the best opponent who had far more experience.

took years in blood sport and you forgot he was blind for half the fight too

and wasn't trained by the government/army in Kickboxer ?

I_Like_Movies · 01-27-2011, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OG Pooh

Hell, Luke Skywalker completed a literal lifetime of Jedi training over the course of a couple of days... in a swamp.

Wait a min, that's not possible?!?! DAMN IT!! Now what am I going to do this weekend?

Maybe I'll kick a tree till I master Muai Thai

Blu-ray Fanatic · 01-27-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by menaceuk

took years in blood sport and you forgot he was blind for half the fight too

and wasn't trained by the government/army in Kickboxer ?

In Bloodsport, his character already knew martial arts but he wasn't at the top of his game. Same thing with Kickboxer. He was a below average kickboxer until he met the best trainer in the world and he mastered the skill in a short amount of time. Also, he kicked a lot of asses when he was drunk and it was always a one on one match up. In real life, he would've gotten his ass beat or even shot and stabbed.

01-27-2011, 03:39 AM	#1
shinseiRomeo Blu-ray Duke Top contributor Member since:Jun 2010 Location:US Blu-ray collection:1179 DVD collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 15 Trading Score:30	Things That Always Happen in Movies, But Never Ever in Real Life Saw a funny blog post today and had a good laugh at a few of the comics. Link goes to source and many, many more. http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/20...-in-real-life/ Here's one example: Last edited by shinseiRomeo; 01-27-2011 at 04:22 AM.

01-27-2011, 09:24 AM	#3
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	Yes, that is why they are called movies and not reality, quite a revelation is it not? Last edited by P@t_Mtl; 01-27-2011 at 10:41 AM.

01-27-2011, 09:18 AM	#2
menaceuk Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2010 Blu-ray collection:191	Who ever wrote that boring Blog must lead a boring life. I am constantly on the news and I can break in to the CIA mainframe in 1 minute, I can disappear behind a moving bus and I always throw away my gun when the clip runs dry. Silly internet nerds know nothing of real life

01-27-2011, 10:30 AM	#4
Donnie Darko Member Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Hartford, Connecticut 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:669 Prime collection:2	People - relax - dont take this so seriously. Its funny. Thats a great site.

01-27-2011, 12:16 PM	#5
SixSpeedSamurai Blu-ray Samurai Top contributor Member since:Apr 2010 Location:Bruce Wayne lives in my attic 4K collection:168 Blu-ray collection:667 DVD collection:33 MA collection:2 Digital collection:267 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:33	haha. Funny stuff. They also forgot mastering some form of fighting or power in 2 weeks.

01-27-2011, 12:27 PM	#6
beefytwinkie Blu-ray Guru Member since:Oct 2008 4K collection:13 Blu-ray collection:459 Trading Score:6	I like some of those. The one that says "I've never had a dialtone when the other person hangs up." made me think of another. I've never had a dialtone on my cellphone when the other person hangs up.

01-27-2011, 05:00 PM	#7
I_Like_Movies Power Member Member since:Oct 2010 Location:Toronto 4K collection:25 Blu-ray collection:563 Trading Score:8	This

01-27-2011, 05:51 PM	#12
Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	Every single one of those has happened to shinseiromeo, true story!

01-27-2011, 05:55 PM	#13
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01-27-2011, 06:09 PM	#17
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