Chuck Norris Facts (pertaining to blu-ray only) - Blu-ray Forum

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:50 PM

Since I made up some lame CNF's, in the other thread, pertaining to Blu-ray.com and others jumped in...we might as well have a thread. Make them original and keep it related to blu-ray.com please. Don't need to see any that I can pull up on other sites.

Here are my first lame attepts:

Chuck Norris's PS3 can bitstream DTS Master HD and Dolby True HD!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

Wirelessly!

Chuck Norris's 1080p HDTV can display at a resolution of 2160p!

Chuck Norris doesn't need to double dip his standard DVD collection to Blu-rays. He just eats a standard DVD and instantly craps out a Blu-ray! Sometimes he even adds BD Live!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sussudio

chuck norris doesn't need blu-ray to enjoy movies in HD. his eyes are so powerful they upconvert everything on their own

eh? eh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris doesn't watch movies in high definition, he lives in high definition.

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this

Sussudio · 01-22-2009, 08:52 PM

yeaaaaaaaah this is the start of a wonderful thread

My_Two_Cents · 01-22-2009, 08:54 PM

Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo?

And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo?

And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

Edited my 1st post. I got you buddy!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:59 PM

This is the best so far! It may not be able to be topped!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this

Sussudio · 01-22-2009, 09:02 PM

if chuck norris was a bluray, he wouldn't be a BD50, he would be a BD5000.

i'm trying people i'm trying

GoYanks · 01-23-2009, 11:59 PM

Great thread Schultzy! Bookmarked!

crackinhedz · 01-24-2009, 12:08 AM

The average person had to mail in their bluray player UPC barcode in order to receive the "free bluray movies" promo.

Chuck Norris got to pick his movie's out at the store. No questions asked.

JamesKurtovich · 01-24-2009, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackinhedz

The average person had to mail in their bluray player UPC barcode in order to receive the "free bluray movies" promo.

Chuck Norris got to pick his movie's out at the store. No questions asked.

lmao, this one really cracked me up. I like the punchline - "NO questions asked." Period. Chuck is the man!

pBLU-RAYs3 · 01-24-2009, 05:43 AM

1) Chuck Norris can spell it blue-ray or call it blu dvd but to our eyes & ears it will come out blu-ray.
2) Chuck Norris has no problem paying $39.99usd full price even if it's in monoply money.
3) Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd surrendered immediately.

Anthony P · 01-24-2009, 03:54 PM

After seeing a movie on BD , Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did

Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk

The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

DeeChizzle · 01-24-2009, 12:11 AM

As a member of Netflix, Chuck Norris doesn't need a queue. All of Netflix's blu-ray inventory is given to Chuck Norris for his viewing pleasure and only he can approve of any blu-ray being mailed out to another Netflix member. This probably explains why most of the movies in our Netflix queue have "very long wait" next to it.

First try so go easy on me as well.

crackinhedz · 01-24-2009, 12:13 AM

"very long wait"

Musashi · 01-24-2009, 01:07 AM

Blue lasers were discovered when Chuck Norris put blue contacts on.

Purplegrasshopper · 01-24-2009, 01:44 AM

I'm having a hard time finishing this one...any ideas?

When 'Random_Newb_XYZ' asked Chuck Norris which is better - LCD or Plasma, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard, ...

FendersRule · 01-26-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Musashi

Blue lasers were discovered when Chuck Norris put blue contacts on.

This.

FIDDYPOP · 01-29-2009, 02:18 PM

God may have said let there be light, but Norris said let ther be blu.

FIDDYPOP · 01-29-2009, 02:20 PM

Why do all movies come out on Tuesday? Because that how Norris likes it.

FIDDYPOP · 01-29-2009, 02:23 PM

The blu laser originally originated from the ability to harness the power of 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000 of a Norris round house.

FIDDYPOP · 01-29-2009, 03:24 PM

THX was invented by Chcuk Norris when one of Lucas's films displeased norris with its audio. Under duress Lucas fixed this and all other audio in his movies and add the THX logo in recognition to Chuck Norris, as in THanX for sparing my life.

01-24-2009, 05:43 AM	#10
pBLU-RAYs3 Expert Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:LAKER country	When it comes to "Blu-ray." 1) Chuck Norris can spell it blue-ray or call it blu dvd but to our eyes & ears it will come out blu-ray. 2) Chuck Norris has no problem paying $39.99usd full price even if it's in monoply money. 3) Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd surrendered immediately.

01-24-2009, 12:11 AM	#12
DeeChizzle Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:The Last Frontier Blu-ray collection:188 Blu-ray reviews:74 Trading Score:47	Netflix As a member of Netflix, Chuck Norris doesn't need a queue. All of Netflix's blu-ray inventory is given to Chuck Norris for his viewing pleasure and only he can approve of any blu-ray being mailed out to another Netflix member. This probably explains why most of the movies in our Netflix queue have "very long wait" next to it. First try so go easy on me as well. Last edited by DeeChizzle; 01-24-2009 at 12:13 AM.

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01-22-2009, 08:52 PM	#2
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	yeaaaaaaaah this is the start of a wonderful thread

01-22-2009, 08:54 PM	#3
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo? And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

01-22-2009, 09:02 PM	#6
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	if chuck norris was a bluray, he wouldn't be a BD50, he would be a BD5000. i'm trying people i'm trying

01-23-2009, 11:59 PM	#7
GoYanks Expert Member Member since:Jul 2008 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:328	Great thread Schultzy! Bookmarked!

01-24-2009, 12:08 AM	#8
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	The average person had to mail in their bluray player UPC barcode in order to receive the "free bluray movies" promo. Chuck Norris got to pick his movie's out at the store. No questions asked.

01-24-2009, 03:54 PM	#11
Anthony P Blu-ray Count Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Montreal, Canada	After seeing a movie on BD , Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

01-24-2009, 12:13 AM	#13
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	"very long wait"

01-24-2009, 01:07 AM	#14
Musashi Blu-ray Ninja Top contributor Member since:Jan 2007 Location:Manchester, CT Home Theater Gallery:5 4K collection:25 Blu-ray collection:337 Blu-ray reviews: 1	Blue lasers were discovered when Chuck Norris put blue contacts on.

01-24-2009, 01:44 AM	#15
Purplegrasshopper Expert Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Las Vegas, NV Blu-ray collection:13	I'm having a hard time finishing this one...any ideas? When 'Random_Newb_XYZ' asked Chuck Norris which is better - LCD or Plasma, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard, ...

01-29-2009, 02:18 PM	#17
FIDDYPOP Expert Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Chi-Town Home Theater Gallery:8 Blu-ray collection:444 Blu-ray reviews:1	God may have said let there be light, but Norris said let ther be blu.

01-29-2009, 02:20 PM	#18
FIDDYPOP Expert Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Chi-Town Home Theater Gallery:8 Blu-ray collection:444 Blu-ray reviews:1	Why do all movies come out on Tuesday? Because that how Norris likes it.

01-29-2009, 02:23 PM	#19
FIDDYPOP Expert Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Chi-Town Home Theater Gallery:8 Blu-ray collection:444 Blu-ray reviews:1	The blu laser originally originated from the ability to harness the power of 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000 of a Norris round house.

01-29-2009, 03:24 PM	#20
FIDDYPOP Expert Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Chi-Town Home Theater Gallery:8 Blu-ray collection:444 Blu-ray reviews:1	THX was invented by Chcuk Norris when one of Lucas's films displeased norris with its audio. Under duress Lucas fixed this and all other audio in his movies and add the THX logo in recognition to Chuck Norris, as in THanX for sparing my life.

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