What is the Stupidest Movie Ever?

[GarettP]

Bowfinger

[Moniker]

Originally Posted by Sith

anything w/ Keanea Reeves except Matrix

people who make hyperbolic statements like this really get on my nerves

if you honestly think Speed or Parenthood are the worst movies ever made you shouldn't own a DVD player

[TheEnd187]

Anything With Jeniffer Lopez, or Queen Latifah

[Skywalker]

Anything with Madonna.

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by Moniker

people who make hyperbolic statements like this really get on my nerves

if you honestly think Speed or Parenthood are the worst movies ever made you shouldn't own a DVD player

Constantine? Great Movie!

[Stephie_is_a_dork]

I'm also one of those people that ALWAYS watches the whole movie, even if it's absolutely terrible. Having said that, I turned off A Scanner Darkly a little over an hour into the movie and exchanged it for something else from Blockbuster. I also fell asleep during The Hulk because the beginning was unbearably slow. When I woke up, he was already transformed into the Hulk, and I didn't care how it happened. I had borrowed it from my cousin, so I left it out for 2 weeks in case I wanted to watch it again, but I couldn't even force myself to watch it.

I also hated Wild Things with a passion. I've never been a Neve Campbell fan, but that movie was awful. After so many plot twists in the last half hour I was yelling at the TV "I DON'T CARE WHO GETS THE (effing) MONEY ANYMORE, I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER!!!"

BUT...don't feel sorry for yourselves just yet. My future twin-in-law used to work for a movie theater where a local radio station contest was held. The object of the game was to sit through Gigli over and over and be the last person standing...er...sitting. Pure torture for the participants!

[Annix]

Ishtar

[john_1958]

Originally Posted by TheEnd187

Anything With Jeniffer Lopez, or Queen Latifah

i liked Chicago and last holiday

[ags_pr]

Dude, Where's My Car.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

Any movie with Britney Spears in it is Horrible. Did I mention Crossroads?

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

Originally Posted by reverie

larry the cable guy's movies.

You're definitely right about Larry The Cable Guy cause he's just the biggest dork I've seen in hollywood. He tries to be funny but sadly he doesn't realize people are laughing at him and not at his corny jokes or pranks.

[WHITETRASH]

The Shreiker

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

All of the Mangler movies are pretty stupid too. What type of folding machine sucks people in and folds them into blankets? Nevermind.

[Kayne314]

"Lost in Translation"

That movie was so over-hyped, and was about NOTHING. The performances were just terrible. Maybe I'm not intelligent enough to see it's value, but I suspect it is a good example of the Emperors New Clothes.

The Emperor is really naked, and Lost in Translation really sucked.

[jdc115]

Originally Posted by Kayne314

"Lost in Translation"

That movie was so over-hyped, and was about NOTHING. The performances were just terrible. Maybe I'm not intelligent enough to see it's value, but I suspect it is a good example of the Emperors New Clothes.

The Emperor is really naked, and Lost in Translation really sucked.

Well, he was suppose to have insomnia so I guess it was ok that he slept through his performance. Having spent a lot of time in Japan and a few other places where I can not easily communicate and often feel out of place, I could relate to it a parts of it. Though, a few people that I discussed movies with while there all hated the movie and felt it racist.

On the other hand, The Last Samaria got pretty positive remarks but nobody that it was a good representation of what thought thought of Japan at the time period. Only that it was an enjoyable fictional movie

[TheEnd187]

Originally Posted by john_1958

i liked Chicago and last holiday

that my friend would be impossible

[dad2erin]

Originally Posted by Kuraudo

Rounders

Are you serious Rounders is a great movie with a good cast.


Two Words:
Black Knight

[Vince Bond]

Originally Posted by IMind

It was a video game before it was a movie... So it's bound to be bad.

It was actually based on a 1980 Stephen King novel, so I guess he can't be directly to blame. Either way, it sucked pretty hard. All the Resident Evil movies rule, so don't knock on the video game movie's too hard. Although you are definetly entitled to your own opinion, and there are many video game movies that do suck (Doom, Silent Hill, etc.)

[The Lion King]

Probably "Epic Movie". Here's my review of it:

I didn't believe a comedy could be this bad until I saw this movie. I didn't believe a comedy could fail on almost every level until I saw this movie. Honestly, it's the equivalent of watching little school children repeat silly fart jokes they've just heard; only you're watching it on the big screen.

I've tried to like this film and see past its countless faults, but it's so spectacularly bad it's impossible to even be a guilty pleasure. Even if the plot was even slightly comprehensible, the actors don't seem to know what they're doing, or where they are, or even why they've allowed themselves to appear in such shameful trash. What makes it even worse is that it's not actually epic at all. It clearly has a very low budget if you compare it to the actual movies it so terribly tries to parody.

I laughed at maybe 3 of the jokes, but I can honestly tell you right now that not a single one of those three didn't have something wrong with it. Not one. They had so many opportunities to make these jokes work, but they choose the absolute opposite way to go about doing it; it's as if they're actually purposely trying to ruin what might've been a decent joke by choosing exactly what's wrong for it and the scenario they've put it in.

There is no humour in Epic Movie; the "2 out of 6 writers from Scary Movie" just rely on mind-blowingly stupid, pathetic parodies to "entertain us", which are nothing like the parodies in the Scary Movie franchise. Those were actually funny. It's like they've taken the most extremely straight-forward, obvious aspects from well-known movies, added an unprecedented level of stupid childish homophobic potty humour and tried to make us laugh by showing the characters from Narnia, The Davinci Code and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory dancing to hip-hop music. Hilarity doesn't ensue.

To add on to it, the parodies are barely even parodies. They're just merely terrible imitations of movies that prove no purpose other than to show that these idiots can imitate something. Badly.

When you can't even successfully parody something that actually deserved to be made, THAT's when you have a problem, and THAT's when you're faced with something like Epic Movie.

D- - Trust me, I'm being nice.

[Original-6ix]

Originally Posted by Kuraudo

Gattaca
Rounders
Blair Witch Project
Street Fighter
Fantastic Four

Rounders as one of the stupidest movies ever made??? you have got to be kidding me? what was STUPID about it, just wondering.