Chuck Norris Facts - Blu-ray Forum

blubullet · 01-14-2009, 04:39 AM

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Purplegrasshopper · 01-22-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by blubullet

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

OMG....I'm freaking crying with this one!!!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:51 PM

I felt like creating a blu-ray.com only thread!

https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread...66#post1535566

pBLU-RAYs3 · 01-24-2009, 01:24 AM

1) God created earth in 7 days..........with the help of C. Norris, of course.
2) Big Bang theory is really Chuck Norris farting.
4) Once Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd quickly surrendered.
5) For us buy2get1 free, for Chuck Norris buy1get everything else for free.
6) Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over for speeding, he gets pulled over for autographs.
7) today is a friday, for him it's ChuckNorris day.
8) Boogeyman is scared of Chuck Norris.

Jeremy1983 · 02-06-2009, 09:07 PM

Every now and then, Chuck Norris competes in a staring contest against the sun and wins every time. Hence, an eclipse.

tommyboy81 · 02-06-2009, 09:40 PM

Chuck Norris can cut you in half with a string of his hair.

Adhamhnon · 02-06-2009, 09:48 PM

If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be played by Chuck Norris.

02-06-2009, 09:07 PM	#5
Jeremy1983 Senior Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Laguna Beach, CA Blu-ray collection:140 Trading Score:4	Every now and then, Chuck Norris competes in a staring contest against the sun and wins every time. Hence, an eclipse. Last edited by Jeremy1983; 02-06-2009 at 09:11 PM.

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01-14-2009, 04:39 AM	#1
blubullet Active Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:USA 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- MA collection:- Digital collection:- iTunes collection:- Prime collection:-	Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

01-22-2009, 08:51 PM	#3
Go Blue Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Home Theater Gallery:23 Blu-ray collection:160 Trading Score:7	I felt like creating a blu-ray.com only thread! https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread...66#post1535566

01-24-2009, 01:24 AM	#4
pBLU-RAYs3 Expert Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:LAKER country	1) God created earth in 7 days..........with the help of C. Norris, of course. 2) Big Bang theory is really Chuck Norris farting. 4) Once Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd quickly surrendered. 5) For us buy2get1 free, for Chuck Norris buy1get everything else for free. 6) Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over for speeding, he gets pulled over for autographs. 7) today is a friday, for him it's ChuckNorris day. 8) Boogeyman is scared of Chuck Norris.

02-06-2009, 09:40 PM	#6
tommyboy81 Blu-ray Count Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Savannah, GA Home Theater Gallery:17 Blu-ray collection:93 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:2	Chuck Norris can cut you in half with a string of his hair.

02-06-2009, 09:48 PM	#7
Adhamhnon Active Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Niagara,Ontario, Canada Blu-ray collection:138 Trading Score:3	If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be played by Chuck Norris.

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