Chuck Norris Facts (pertaining to blu-ray only) - Blu-ray Forum

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:50 PM

Since I made up some lame CNF's, in the other thread, pertaining to Blu-ray.com and others jumped in...we might as well have a thread. Make them original and keep it related to blu-ray.com please. Don't need to see any that I can pull up on other sites.

Here are my first lame attepts:

Chuck Norris's PS3 can bitstream DTS Master HD and Dolby True HD!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

Wirelessly!

Chuck Norris's 1080p HDTV can display at a resolution of 2160p!

Chuck Norris doesn't need to double dip his standard DVD collection to Blu-rays. He just eats a standard DVD and instantly craps out a Blu-ray! Sometimes he even adds BD Live!

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

chuck norris doesn't need blu-ray to enjoy movies in HD. his eyes are so powerful they upconvert everything on their own

eh? eh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris doesn't watch movies in high definition, he lives in high definition.

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this

Sussudio · 01-22-2009, 08:52 PM

yeaaaaaaaah this is the start of a wonderful thread

My_Two_Cents · 01-22-2009, 08:54 PM

Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo?

And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo?

And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

Edited my 1st post. I got you buddy!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 08:59 PM

This is the best so far! It may not be able to be topped!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this

Sussudio · 01-22-2009, 09:02 PM

if chuck norris was a bluray, he wouldn't be a BD50, he would be a BD5000.

i'm trying people i'm trying

dpomp · 01-22-2009, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sussudio

i'm trying people i'm trying

i agree. it's a hard subject to make chucky facts about.

how bout this:

chuck norris conviced warner to go bluray exclusive.

Sussudio · 01-22-2009, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris conviced warner to go bluray exclusive.

ooooooooo rocked!!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:14 PM

Chuck Norris uses HDMI cables to floss his teeth...preferrably 24AWG with protective mesh jacket!!! Once he is done with them, they are 1.3b certified!!!

How's that?

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schultz

Chuck Norris uses HDMI cables to floss his teeth...preferrably 24AWG with protective mesh jacket!!! Once he is done with them, they are 1.3b certified!!!

How's that?

I'll commend you for trying schultzy.

Uniquely · 01-22-2009, 09:29 PM

Chuck handles his discs as gently as possible.. but still when he is done with them they are "black & blu-ray."

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robinandtami

Chuck handles his discs as gently as possible.. but still when he is done with them they are "black & blu-ray."

... just kidding, nice try!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceWayne

I'll commend you for trying schultzy.

Damn it BW, it WAS a good try!

Lets see you try!

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schultz

Damn it BW, it WAS a good try!

Lets see you try!

I wouldn't be able to do any better... that's why I commend you for trying.

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceWayne

I wouldn't be able to do any better... that's why I commend you for trying.

So...you didn't fall for my ninja-esque trap to get you to make up a CNF...impressive BW!

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 09:53 PM

K, I thought of one, will be just as lame as the rest though.

The secret behind the hard-coating on blu-ray discs: fibers from Chuck Norris' beard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by schultz

So...you didn't fall for my ninja-esque trap to get you to make up a CNF...impressive BW!

yes, I did. DAMN IT

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceWayne

K, I thought of one, will be just as lame as the rest though.

The secret behind the hard-coating on blu-ray discs: fibers from Chuck Norris' beard.

...or, the hard coating on each BD comes from a single bead of sweat, or really any liquid from his body!

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schultz

...or, the hard coating on each BD comes from a single bead of sweat, or really any liquid from his body!

It works, but you made it more gross. How am I supposed to lick the back of my new blus now??

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceWayne

K, I thought of one, will be just as lame as the rest though.

The secret behind the hard-coating on blu-ray discs: fibers from Chuck Norris' beard.

yes, I did. DAMN IT

Nice Edit...I knew I had you! All it took was for my to actually tell you my devious

plan!(evil laughter ensues)

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceWayne

It works, but you made it more gross. How am I supposed to lick the back of my new blus now??

Yeah, I did make it a bit too gross.

I feel dirty now...time to take a shower.

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01-22-2009, 08:52 PM	#2
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	yeaaaaaaaah this is the start of a wonderful thread

01-22-2009, 08:54 PM	#3
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	Noooo, you actually repeated that first one from dpompeo? And you forgot to add 'Wirelessly' to your first one (compliments of your's truly).

01-22-2009, 09:02 PM	#6
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	if chuck norris was a bluray, he wouldn't be a BD50, he would be a BD5000. i'm trying people i'm trying

01-22-2009, 09:14 PM	#9
Go Blue Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Home Theater Gallery:23 Blu-ray collection:160 Trading Score:7	Chuck Norris uses HDMI cables to floss his teeth...preferrably 24AWG with protective mesh jacket!!! Once he is done with them, they are 1.3b certified!!! How's that?

01-22-2009, 09:29 PM	#11
Uniquely Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Mobile, AL Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:171	Chuck handles his discs as gently as possible.. but still when he is done with them they are "black & blu-ray."

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