What will the next Blu-ray news Headline Read?

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by Blu-Beard

After it's sudden rise to stardom, Blu-ray uses illicit drugs to cope with the troubles of new found fame and subsequently develops an addiction. While in rehab Blu-ray begins a torrid affair with fellow resident Lindsay Lohan. In the throes of passion Blu-ray throws caution to the wind and decides to video tape one of their romps. That indiscretion has now made it's way to the internet.....see more on page 5.

My PC settings won't allow me to view page 5. Can you give me a hint?

[Blu-Beard]

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

My PC settings won't allow me to view page 5. Can you give me a hint?

LMAO I actually found an article that with the proper introduction by me, would've been a sweet response. I however don't think it would've been in accordance with the forum rules