Explain A Film Plot Badly

[dgoswald]

A bit of fun that I noticed popped up on my Pinterest account which I use to plan my dream wedding and re-pin hilarious Tumblr posts.

In a couple of sentences, summarise the plot of a film, but do so in a way that misses the point entirely. Avoid spoilers for films that hinge on a huge reveal if possible... please?

For example, The Dark Knight would be: Billionaire devotes life and fortune to cosplay, and beating up the mentally ill.

For Star Wars: Deadbeat dad tries to get son to take over the family business.

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I'll start off with the Harry Potter films: Elderly headmaster uses orphaned boy as bait to lure serial killer into the open.

Superman: Illegal and undocumented alien arrives in America as a child, and begins to throw his weight around once he comes of age.