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BLUNT · 08-25-2008, 11:13 PM

August 25, 2008 1:52 PM PDT
Woman to virtual ex: 'I won't be ignored!'

This has to be the weirdest and saddest (yet funniest), crime-of-virtual-passion story I've come across.

Kimberly Jernigan--a 33-year-old woman from North Carolina--was apparently distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Del., came to an end. The pair apparently met through the online community Second Life and began a virtual relationship. The two finally met in reality several months ago, and the alleged victim ended the relationship, sending Jernigan into a downward spiral.

Kimberly Jernigan met her virtual ex-boyfriend in Second Life.
In early August, Jernigan allegedly drove to the victim's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap him at gunpoint, according to local news station CBS3.com. When she was unsuccessful, according to the report, she returned two weeks later to track down the victim's Delaware address, and posed as a postal worker to do so. After four days of searching, authorities said she found residence in the Whitney Presidential Towers on the 7100 block of Society Drive in Claymont.

On August 21, police said, Jernigan broke into the unnamed victim's apartment with a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape. He wasn't there, so she waited. When the virtual ex arrived home he saw what looked like a laser beam projecting on his chest. He immediately fled the apartment and contacted the Newcastle County Police.

When police arrived they said they found Jernigan's dog, Gogi, bound with duct tape in the bathtub of the victim's bathroom. Jernigan's reason for gagging her pooch--"he was making too much noise." The dog was said to be uninjured, but the ASPCA is looking into possible charges of animal cruelty.

Approximately an hour after the incident, authorities in Maryland spotted Jernigan's vehicle at a rest stop on I-95. She was taken into custody after a brief struggle. Jernigan is currently facing charges of attempted kidnapping, burglary, and aggravated menacing, CBS3 said.

What's the lesson here, kiddies? Keep your virtual relationships virtual and don't bring it into the real world or some innocent animal may be harmed in the process...

Beating a dead horse... bringing up/asking something that has been discussed a thousand times before

"a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape."
You know, The usual assorted goodies you bring on a date.....

blubullet · 08-27-2008, 03:21 AM

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On August 21, police said, Jernigan broke into the unnamed victim's apartment with a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape.
When police arrived they said they found Jernigan's dog, Gogi, bound with duct tape in the bathtub of the victim's bathroom. Jernigan's reason for gagging her pooch--"he was making too much noise." The dog was said to be uninjured, but the ASPCA is looking into possible charges of animal cruelty.
...aggravated menacing (that's an understatement)

I'll bet her dog doesn't help her go after an future ex-virtual-boyfriends.

DeathByAsh'aman · 08-27-2008, 05:25 AM

That guys never talking to anyone online again.

quexos · 08-27-2008, 02:04 PM

When you really are emotionally attached to someone it can be maddening to just have to let go. I think it's a rather sad story though she shouldn't have taken her dog along

By the way, what's boiled rabbit got to do with anything here ?

dpomp · 08-27-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BLUNT

"a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape."

that right there is a recipe for disaster!

Mr. Hanky · 08-27-2008, 11:24 PM

I bet she shags like a minx, though! (the crazy ones are always the best, right?)

jkwest · 08-27-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Hanky

I bet she shags like a minx, though! (the crazy ones are always the best, right?)

You can't beat rough sex...

BLUNT · 08-28-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by quexos

By the way, what's boiled rabbit got to do with anything here ?

It' from the movie Fatal Attraction.

BLUNT · 08-28-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dpompeo

that right there is a recipe for disaster!

giggetty giggetty giggetty giggetty.........

quagmire.gif

quirkmanly · 08-28-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jkwest

You can't beat rough sex...

Tell that to the guy in the greenhouse in "Scum"

08-25-2008, 11:13 PM	#1
BLUNT Senior Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Canton, MI Trading Score:2	Boiled rabbit anyone? August 25, 2008 1:52 PM PDT Woman to virtual ex: 'I won't be ignored!' This has to be the weirdest and saddest (yet funniest), crime-of-virtual-passion story I've come across. Kimberly Jernigan--a 33-year-old woman from North Carolina--was apparently distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Del., came to an end. The pair apparently met through the online community Second Life and began a virtual relationship. The two finally met in reality several months ago, and the alleged victim ended the relationship, sending Jernigan into a downward spiral. Kimberly Jernigan met her virtual ex-boyfriend in Second Life. In early August, Jernigan allegedly drove to the victim's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap him at gunpoint, according to local news station CBS3.com. When she was unsuccessful, according to the report, she returned two weeks later to track down the victim's Delaware address, and posed as a postal worker to do so. After four days of searching, authorities said she found residence in the Whitney Presidential Towers on the 7100 block of Society Drive in Claymont. On August 21, police said, Jernigan broke into the unnamed victim's apartment with a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape. He wasn't there, so she waited. When the virtual ex arrived home he saw what looked like a laser beam projecting on his chest. He immediately fled the apartment and contacted the Newcastle County Police. When police arrived they said they found Jernigan's dog, Gogi, bound with duct tape in the bathtub of the victim's bathroom. Jernigan's reason for gagging her pooch--"he was making too much noise." The dog was said to be uninjured, but the ASPCA is looking into possible charges of animal cruelty. Approximately an hour after the incident, authorities in Maryland spotted Jernigan's vehicle at a rest stop on I-95. She was taken into custody after a brief struggle. Jernigan is currently facing charges of attempted kidnapping, burglary, and aggravated menacing, CBS3 said. What's the lesson here, kiddies? Keep your virtual relationships virtual and don't bring it into the real world or some innocent animal may be harmed in the process... "a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape." You know, The usual assorted goodies you bring on a date..... Last edited by BLUNT; 08-26-2008 at 04:03 PM.

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08-27-2008, 05:25 AM	#3
DeathByAsh'aman Expert Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Out West PSNetwork: DanceTheSpears	That guys never talking to anyone online again.

08-27-2008, 02:04 PM	#4
quexos Banned Member since:May 2007 Location:Brussels, Belgium	When you really are emotionally attached to someone it can be maddening to just have to let go. I think it's a rather sad story though she shouldn't have taken her dog along By the way, what's boiled rabbit got to do with anything here ?

08-27-2008, 11:24 PM	#6
Mr. Hanky Active Member Member since:Sep 2007	I bet she shags like a minx, though! (the crazy ones are always the best, right?)

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