The Offical Create Your Own False Batman 3 Rumors Thread!

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by CYMBOL

Batman III - The REALLY Dark Knight - like, so dark you can barely see cause it's so freakin' dark. . .

Directed by - Brett Ratner
Batman - Pauly Shore
Catwoman - Rosie O'Donnell
Riddler - Ozzy Osborne

Now THERE is a winner.

[tacoreed]

I heard that Mr. Hanky will the Bruce Wayne's love interest and Gary Coleman will play Bane, and they are going to digitally insert stock footage of Nell Carter as Poison Ivy.

[Blu-Ray Buckeye]

Barrack Obama will play Iron Fist and team up with The Dark Knight in a cross-universe DC/Marvel extravaganza.

[SellmeyourDVD]

I didn't want to tell anyone but i'm actually going to be writing/producing/directing/staring in the next batman movie.


Well there you go, are you happy now? I ruined it for all of you!

[Beta Man]

I was told by a reliable source that the villain would be "Scarecrow" and the basic gist of the plot, is the Scarecrow wreaks havoc on gothom, stealing brains from citizens, and using the information contained in them to pull off heists...... it's a blockbuster waiting to happen.

[tacoreed]

Originally Posted by SellmeyourDVD

I didn't want to tell anyone but i'm actually going to be writing/producing/directing/staring in the next batman movie.


Well there you go, are you happy now? I ruined it for all of you!

Cool! What is it about?

[thedarkangel1975]

There is also a possible rumor of Howar Stern taking over the role of Batman

[Hedchekr]

Uwe Boll is directing the new Batman film! Topher Grace is Batman! Emanuel Lewis is Bane, and America Ferrea is catwoman. Awesome.

[ScarredLungs]

Originally Posted by CYMBOL

Batman III - The REALLY Dark Knight - like, so dark you can barely see cause it's so freakin' dark. . .

Directed by - Brett Ratner
Batman - Pauly Shore
Catwoman - Rosie O'Donnell
Riddler - Ozzy Osborne

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

Good Lord, you guys are twisted

That crosses the line of what is acceptable. We are joking but that may have gone to far! I am still shuttering at the thought of rosie in a tight black suit

lol

[DavePS3]

Billy Barty as Batman
Celine Dion as Robin
Martin Landau as The Riddler
Michael Berryman as The Joker
Chris Crocker as Catwoman
WOO!!!

[Bateman,Patrick]

Sylvester Stallone - The Riddler

Can You Figure Out His Riddles? NOO, Cuz You Can't Understand HIM!!

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by cvm

That crosses the line of what is acceptable. We are joking but that may have gone to far! I am still shuttering at the thought of rosie in a tight black suit

lol

I cannot be sure but I believe some of the ideas from CYMBOL have been ban by the UN, specialy the Rosie O'Donnell part in a black suit

[Chris60119]

Wayne Manor will be rebuilt, but it's really the Biltmore Estate!!!!

[jceperley]

Here's one, Chris Nolan walks away, Joel Schmaucher returns for a third film.

[Sussudio]

Originally Posted by jceperley

Here's one, Chris Nolan walks away, Joel Schmaucher returns for a third film.

already got that covered in a previous post

After taking some time off, Christopher Nolan has decided to step down from the Batman franchise he created and hand the reins over to, once again, Joel Schumacher. In a not so surprise decision, Shumaker immediately casted Jim Carrey as the Riddler and brought back Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy in what he explains will be a "reimagining" of the series with a similar cast. Christian Bale could not be reached for comment.

[JJ]

From IGN.com

"Sources close to director Christopher Nolan have disclosed to other parties the direction in which he is taking the next installment in the Batman series. Although Nolan has commented that he feels no pressure, clearly, with the terrible flop of a third movie that Spider-man 3 was, there is some pressure from the heads at Warner to continue the success of the franchise. Some of the new directions that Nolan has stated is including noted aerobic instructor Richard Simmons as the Penguin, replacing earlier rumors of Philip Seymour Hoffman for the role. The sources state, 'Simmons has displayed a large level of excitement in the role. He has already started to trim down and work out to look like the Penguin. Audiences will be surprised by how well he growls.' The inclusion of Robin, long a touchy subject for fans, has been denied by Nolan and other persons in charge of the project. However, continued sightings of Disney star Zac Efron in the Warner administration offices has led to some talk. Sources state, 'The extensive dancing skills of Efron will translate quite well into his role as the Boy Wonder. Possibly, he won't even need a stunt double.' Finally, continuing whispers have placed Angelina Jolie and Rachel Weisz as the Catwoman. Nolan is lookin more for someone who could method-act the role of the notorious cat-burglar, so he has been noted as going with Winona Ryder as his choice. More information to come!"

[CapRFFC]

The Joker has been recast with Andy Dick taking over the roll. The Riddler will be played by Hulk Hogan.

[CYMBOL]

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

I cannot be sure but I believe some of the ideas from CYMBOL have been ban by the UN, specialy the Rosie O'Donnell part in a black suit

Originally Posted by cvm

That crosses the line of what is acceptable. We are joking but that may have gone to far! I am still shuttering at the thought of rosie in a tight black suit

lol

I just think with the right choreography for the fight scenes and some great dialouge, she could really benefit these movies. . . .

[a-mac2848]

ledger propped up on sticks, continues role as the joker.

[JPEncarnac]

I am the batman