100 things we learned from jurassic park

[blu-mike]

1.Never Hire a Fat Guy Cuz He Will Steal Dino Eggs

2.When you're stranded in a tropical storm, never leave your car.

Your Turn

[statikcat]

3. Don't use a Jeep to off road through a park with Dinosaurs.

[ShelbyGT500]

4. Don't climb electric fences.

[neos_peace]

5. Don't scream with a T-Rex standing right in front of you. (you may sound like a wounded animal and he'll think your food.)

[tntkain]

I would think that the first thing we would learn is to NOT TRY TO BRING BACK DINOSAURS. Dino's and humans CANNOT co-exist peacefully

[Septimus Prime]

6. Nevermind paleontological evidence; the climate during the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods were the same.

7. Not all movies need to be trilogies.

[brett_day]

velociraptors are not mans best friend

[Rob71]

8) If I ever plan to reconstitute the DNA of a dinosaur, I will not use a frog's to "fill in the blanks".

[jhoffs_cb7]

9) never spear all exspenses
10) computers suck
11) dont have kids
12) learn how to fasen your seatbelt in the helicoper
13) bronasuauses have 30ft necks not 20
14) t rex can run 35mph
15) never hide on the toliet
16) ford explorers dont make great tree houses
17) god will find away
18) dinosuars eat man, women inhertet earth
19) shotguns are not god
20) hamman hates laywers

[NotMe]

21) Steven Spielberg really hates fat kids.

[STARKILLER--1138]

The best place to sh*t your pants when you see a t-rex coming for you is in the outdoor toilet.

[Sussudio]

22) jeff goldblum is actually funny. who knew.

[tqmilymi]

23) Both dinosaurs and transformers like swimming pools.

[jhoffs_cb7]

24)both t formers and jp like to ruin backyards
25) mercedes are not great off road machines
26) nikons make lound noises

[BirdManJr]

t rex likes to eat goats...but not fond of the goats legs

[coachD]

The only Good Dinosaur is a Dead Dinosaur!

[Tempest]

Originally Posted by jhoffs_cb7

9) never spear all exspenses
17) god will find away

Thump Thump Thump

[blu-mike]

30.Always take the M-16 gun insted of a shotgun when you are "Scrolling Down The Road"

[pacificvibes]

Dont go to a park with dinosaurs in the first place.

[jhoffs_cb7]

Originally Posted by blu-mike

30.Always take the M-16 gun insted of a shotgun when you are "Scrolling Down The Road"

yea

31) of course water wont go the same way over a bump road
32) hope you wash your hands
33) how did a whole tanker crew get eaten
34) dont go in the long grass
35) never trust a kirby

i could go on all day
the first one is one of my fav movies