Favorite Movie Quote of All time

[Skywalker]

Jurassic Park quotes;

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.

John Hammond: I don't believe it! Hah! I don't believe it! You're supposed to come here and defend me against these characters and the only one I've got on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer!

The last two are what we say about each other.

[toef]

Eventually all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.

[ManUtd]

"Say hello to my little friend" - Tony Montana in Scarface

[assydingo]

Originally Posted by Nameless Evil

"I don't care that you don't like my manners, I don't like themself, I grieve over them on long winter evenings..."
Marlowe - The Big Sleep

"You will learn that I am not the man with whom to f¥€k"
Alien Resurrection

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
Airplane

Bogart is the man.

[iamsparticus9]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
~The Godfather

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."
~The Usual Suspects

1 an 1a in my book

[BIGLAD]

When monster's is loose board's must be tight.Young Frankenstein.

[Purplegrasshopper]

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." --William Wallace, Braveheart

[Purplegrasshopper]

"Oh myyyyy god. The Bend and Snap; works every tiiiiiiiime!"

[GORT]

"God didn't make rambo, I made him"

[Belloche]

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

Harry- "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this"
Lloyd- "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of xxxx, man."

Lloyd- "I'm talking about a little place called Aspen"
Harry- "Oh I don't know, Lloyd. The French are XXXholes."

All courtesy of Dumb and Dumber.

[Marquoz]

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

From Taken. That's my new favorite quote!

Capone: I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.

From Untouchables, great speech DeNiro gives for the newspaper people. Great movie, just watched it this morning!

[fletchlives]

"I'll never wear a life jacket again." Robert Shaw in Jaws after telling the story of the USS Indianapolis.

[BigLuvJason]

welllll you may run like Mays, but you hit like sh#t

[Sussudio]

TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU F%#KING STUPID B@STARD!

[goblue31]

Originally Posted by callas01

1) "I love them high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age." Dazed & Confused

2) "Will you Marry me?"
"I don't know can you do this?" (he opens his mouth)
(she opens her mouth)
"Of course I'll marry you." Dazed and Confused

3) "Whose brain is this?"
"Abby someone."
"Abby Who?"
"Abby... Normal.?" Young Frankenstein

Your number one is my number one. That is the best line ever - especially the way he delivers it. Here's another one from Dazed & Confused:

"I came here to do two things. Drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like the beer's almost gone."

[Nick VanWilder]

you want the truth, you cant handle the truth

[Samsang]

Dennis : Ah, tell me, Mr. Gardner... have you ever had sex with a man?
Chance: No... I don't think so.
Dennis : We could go upstairs right now.
Chance: Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.
Dennis : You like to uh, watch?
Chance: Yes.
Dennis : You wait right here. I'll go get Warren!

"Being There"

[UPSandy]

"im a simple man...i like lollipops in my mouth and butter in my ass"

[Blu Man]

Originally Posted by Sussudio

TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID F%#KING B@STARD!

"You f****** stupid b****. I want to kill you and play with your blood."

[Sussudio]

Originally Posted by UPSandy

"im a simple man...i like lollipops in my mouth and butter in my ass"

lol what's THAT from