I wanna know if I'm the only 15 year old here

[buckshot]

why are you on here at 15?!??!?!?!?!?!? go forth and get some beeyachs. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAHHHHH you're not supposed to be on here geeking out on online movie foruns until your hedonistic carefree days are behind you. i am in transition. i have a pda right now i'm watching a couple of drunk friends box in a backyard while my pregnant wife laughs at the girls who are flirting with me (i'm wearing a kilt because i freaking rock) and i'm an a$$hole. which (since you're 15) you should take some notes. kilts and being a a$$hole is oddly attractive to some girls. for all the ladies out there stay away from said skirted misscreants.

and hi def movies is typically bad party conversation, unless there are some harry potter geeks foaming at the mouth in anticipation of coming to my pad and watching all those in a day long HP in HD orgy of the senses.