Noah 3D Blu-ray (2014) [Region Free] - Blu-ray Forum

thestrangestick · 06-11-2020, 04:23 AM

Man, this is one of the few (of many) titles I've bought lately out of pandemic boredom that I regret buying.

Yes, the 3D is really good. So good it got me unreasonably excited for the movie. Which was a mistake.

This movie is such a massive turkey it probably gets edgy in november. I'm actually stunned that it got 70% on RT from critics, did they just not want to upset christians? I mean, I think this movie is offensive to christians anyway because it makes an interesting part of the bible into a melodrama about a strange murderous man on a boat. The first 30 minutes were interminable viewing and still potentially the worst offense is that the director decided to remove the animals from the story once they had shuffled onto the... giant wooden shipping container? Every detail about this movie is so laboured and utterly bizarre.

I found it to be such a mind numbingly boring film that it actually made me upset the 3D is so good, because there's hundreds of better movies out there with weak 3D conversions.

Proof there is no god imo

ryudoadema · 06-11-2020, 12:37 PM

To each their own I guess. I thoroughly enjoyed the film. Mostly the 3d, and the rock "angels" felt so good moving my BOSS platform like no other. Action was good too. Story they definitely cobbled some things in there to make it work for their take, but I don't care too much about that- it was passable imo.

levcore · 06-11-2020, 12:42 PM

Yeah this was awesome in 3D. Loved the visuals throughout.

dhvsfan · 06-11-2020, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by thestrangestick

Man, this is one of the few (of many) titles I've bought lately out of pandemic boredom that I regret buying.

This movie is such a massive turkey ...

Every detail about this movie is so laboured and utterly bizarre.

I found it to be such a mind numbingly boring film that it actually made me upset the 3D is so good, because there's hundreds of better movies out there with weak 3D conversions.

My wife and I saw it in the theater. This is the ONLY movie my wife told me to NEVER buy it. I thought it was Bad too.

06-11-2020, 12:37 PM	#2
ryudoadema Senior Member Member since:May 2019	To each their own I guess. I thoroughly enjoyed the film. Mostly the 3d, and the rock "angels" felt so good moving my BOSS platform like no other. Action was good too. Story they definitely cobbled some things in there to make it work for their take, but I don't care too much about that- it was passable imo. Last edited by ryudoadema; 06-11-2020 at 03:55 PM.

06-11-2020, 04:23 AM	#1
thestrangestick Special Member Member since:Apr 2018	Man, this is one of the few (of many) titles I've bought lately out of pandemic boredom that I regret buying. Yes, the 3D is really good. So good it got me unreasonably excited for the movie. Which was a mistake. This movie is such a massive turkey it probably gets edgy in november. I'm actually stunned that it got 70% on RT from critics, did they just not want to upset christians? I mean, I think this movie is offensive to christians anyway because it makes an interesting part of the bible into a melodrama about a strange murderous man on a boat. The first 30 minutes were interminable viewing and still potentially the worst offense is that the director decided to remove the animals from the story once they had shuffled onto the... giant wooden shipping container? Every detail about this movie is so laboured and utterly bizarre. I found it to be such a mind numbingly boring film that it actually made me upset the 3D is so good, because there's hundreds of better movies out there with weak 3D conversions. Proof there is no god imo

06-11-2020, 12:42 PM	#3
levcore Blu-ray Grand Duke Member since:Jun 2011 Location:Dryland 4K collection:306 Blu-ray collection:2616 Trading Score:3	Yeah this was awesome in 3D. Loved the visuals throughout.

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