Snakes On A Mutha.....Submarine w/ Luke Perry & Tom Berenger?

[Offender_Mullet]

Ooooo this looks horrendous. The first few minutes of the movie are up here. Scroll to just before the middle to see quite possibly the worst c.g.i. ever.



"Lieutenant Commander O’Neill’s (Perry) orders were simple: Pilot a retired submarine to its final port and don’t get into trouble. But when he and his crew are diverted to rescue an imperiled Army research team, trouble is exactly what they find. “Running silent” in their unarmed sub to avoid detection by a hostile fleet, they bring the researchers and their top-secret cargo aboard. But when that cargo – including two genetically enhanced leviathans – escapes captivity, the crew find themselves battling deadly enemies above the surface and below foot in this fast-paced film filled with biting action and slithering suspense!"

[GreenScar]

Nice find!

[pacificvibes]

Oh wow. I would love to see Tom Berenger's character.

[MAPdead]

lol wow for sure going to check this out.

[andyman1970]

Ummm....I'm guessing this is straight to DVD?

[GreenScar]

The CG snake looked like something from Hercules or Xena!

[OrlandoEastwood]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I'VE HAD WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTIN'-SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY SUBMARINE!!! EVERYBODY STRAP IN, I'M ABOUT TO SUBMERGE THIS SHIP!!!

Heh, I couldn't resist.

[Offender_Mullet]

Bump for a thread that doesn't contain complaining about Deadpool shooting lasers out of his eyes. Someone needs to buy this. I would, but have halted my "crappy movie" purchases after watching The Marine. Ooooooo boyeeeee was that a stinker!

[STARSCREAM]

[seigneur_rayden]

That is a really stupid movie. These people really have money to waste.
They should give it to me.

[jadedeath]

As much as I think that this is a brutal mistake, I wouldn't mind getting Luke Perry's paycheck for this movie.

Logan

[Blu-Benny]

sounds wicked awesome!!! i'd watch this just to see how bad it is....i may have to make a trip to blockbuster on lunch!!!

[Teabaggins]

poor Tom Berenger

[Monkey]

Originally Posted by Teabaggins

poor Tom Berenger

Yeah, he should have made Sniper X instead.

I'll watch this if I see it on the Sci-Fi channel.

[connect42]

I bet this movie is fun. Bad, but fun.

[SquidPuppet]

Holy smokes that was bad. Krista Allen was OK lookin.

[Aerodude73]

Originally Posted by Teabaggins

poor Tom Berenger

SERIOUSLY!! What the heck happened to that dude's Career? He was so good in PLATOON & prob. a couple other ones, then, Pffftttt!!

Originally Posted by Monkey

Yeah, he should have made Sniper X instead.

I'll watch this if I see it on the Sci-Fi channel.

Lol - Yea, the 1st "SNIPER" was okay I think (?), it's been a while. Then you had SNIPER 2, and god knows what else after that.

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Holy smokes that was bad. Krista Allen was OK lookin.

Yes she is def. hot. I wonder how long into the movie she "takes a shower" for the obligatory gratuitous nude scene ( ).

I Need to see this movie. Come on SCI-FI channel or someone! That was the best Bad-Acting trailer EVER!! Until it got to the scene with Perry & Berenger, then it was just semi-bad acting for a paycheck. - and that snake, what was the scale of it, 150' long?! It ate that dude like one might eat a Kit-Kat.


"Silent Venom"
Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Produced by Cinamour Entertainment, ARO Entertainment, 20th Century Fox
Starring Luke Perry, Krista Allen, Tom Berenger, Louis Mandylor,
Anthony Tyler Quinn, John L. Curtis, David Andriole, Robert Catrini

Who would have thought a movie with Curtis, Quinn, Mandylor, Berenger, & Perry would Not have at least someone who could act convincingly! (<---yes, that is a joke kidz)

[itsBlu2U]

and they said hollywood was out of original ideas......



....expect Snakes on a Spaceship summer 2010