GGW: HOTTEST TEXAS COEDS releases on Blu-ray 07/07/2009

[Riff Magnum]

Those are some good ones, but i think technically you were "stealing" those trucks. Or did you consider it borrowing?

I've got a ton of auto stories, but i'll share the one scheme that we were never able to pull off, probably because it would be physically impossible and would require the other car to play along.

Keep in mind that anytime we did vehicular hijinks we would always turn the radio to the local classical station and just blast it as loud as possible. For some reason this was funny to us. Anyways, the idea would be to stop on a country road in our car and wait for a car to come toward us. As it made it's approach we would throw it in reverse and start backing away from it until we were both going full speed, but nose to nose, them looking in at us, and us looking in at them. As i said, most of the time the other car would simply stop before we could get going fast enough to really feel like the joke had reached it's fruition and none of our other friends were ballsy/stupid enough to volunteer as the other car.

We'd also break off into two separate cars and one of us would get in front of an unsuspecting driver and the other would get behind. The guy up front had to have a fast car because he'd slow down to almost a halt, with the guy behind tailgating the poor bastard as close as he could. When the "victim" had had enough he'd try to pull out and pass the guy in front, but just at that moment the guy in front would take off and keep him boxed in. This could go on for quite a while. We've been chased by our victims in cars, on foot, gotten in fistfights, wrecks, and had firearms pulled on us as a result of this little prank. Never had the cops called on us though, because cellphones weren't common place yet. Yeah, we were buttholes.

I got more, but maybe we should create our own off topic "crazy stuff we did when we were young" thread, before we get locked for being "inappropriate." We don't need drug and alcohol fueled stories, since those are a dime a dozen and can be greatly exaggerated due to the obvious. Also, they're usually not nearly as funny once you sober up.