Box-Office Showdown (8/11 - 8/13) Jules, The Last Voyage of the Demeter

[Underworld54]

Holy sh!t, only $750K previews for Dracula on a Boat, won't even reach $10M opening weekend.

[mwynn]

Originally Posted by Underworld54

Holy sh!t, only $750K previews for Dracula on a Boat, won't even reach $10M opening weekend.

So is this going to be a thing like how movies were called Die Hard on a ______?

We already had Dracula on a plane. When will we get Dracula on a Train?

[prkchopexpress]

Originally Posted by Underworld54

Holy sh!t, only $750K previews for Dracula on a Boat, won't even reach $10M opening weekend.

i'm sure these terrible jokes that everyone is copying and not coming up with themselves has no effect at all.

universal is also bungling this release. i don’t know how you don’t sell this as a hard r, practical fx movie. but then again, horror audiences are embarrassing. so that isn’t guaranteed to work.

[filmbuffTX]

Would it have helped to put "Dracula" in the title for marketing purposes?

[Underworld54]

Originally Posted by prkchopexpress

i'm sure these terrible jokes that everyone is copying and not coming up with themselves has no effect at all.

universal is also bungling this release. i don’t know how you don’t sell this as a hard r, practical fx movie. but then again, horror audiences are embarrassing. so that isn’t guaranteed to work.

Ok, here's one of mine. Instead of Vlad the Impaler, how about Vlad the Sailor?

[Joeker]

Dracula: Cruise Control

[mwynn]

Originally Posted by Underworld54

Ok, here's one of mine. Instead of Vlad the Impaler, how about Vlad the Sailor?

We're sailors on Blood moon we carry a harpoon.

[Lemmy Lugosi]

Originally Posted by mwynn

We're sailors on Blood moon we carry a harpoon.

We do that vampire dance, and wear cool pirate pants….