Any ideas for a 'Twilight' gag gift? - Blu-ray Forum

GGX · 11-11-2009, 10:55 PM

I need ideas for a gift that makes fun of the Twilight series of books and movies. Is there some type of book out there along the lines of 'Reasons why the world be better without Twilight'?

Any ideas of any sort would be great!

Diesel · 11-11-2009, 10:59 PM

You could print out one of the (I'm sure many) lists of "100 reasons Twilight Sucks"that are out there on the internet.

Don't think there is an actual book or anything about it

Sussudio · 11-11-2009, 11:01 PM

Get one of those F*** Twilight T-shirts

JJ · 11-11-2009, 11:03 PM

Get them toys from Blade, or a lifesize poster of Wesley Snipes.

Mubbly · 11-11-2009, 11:07 PM

http://www.lamebook.com/twilight-saga-and-so-it-begins

Diesel · 11-11-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

Get one of those F*** Twilight T-shirts

http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-twilight

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

Get them toys from Blade, or a lifesize poster of Wesley Snipes.

Q? · 11-11-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mubbly

http://www.lamebook.com/twilight-saga-and-so-it-begins

Beta Man · 11-11-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GGX

I need ideas for a gift that makes fun of the Twilight series of books and movies. Is there some type of book out there along the lines of 'Reasons why the world be better without Twilight'?

Any ideas of any sort would be great!

If the book or movie aren't enough reasons for "Why the world would be better without Twilight" I don't know what is

(all in jest.... never read/seen it)

DetroitSportsFan · 11-11-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

toef · 11-12-2009, 12:41 AM

Sylin · 11-12-2009, 03:55 AM

Buy them some hair mousse and some glitter.

JakeNRoland · 11-12-2009, 04:15 AM

Get them a bottle of True Blood. That might piss them off. (unless they're into both I guess)

Marquoz · 11-12-2009, 04:31 AM

If the recipient is male, there's always the Twilight Fleshlight...

Meeklo · 11-12-2009, 06:52 AM

A good gag gift would be to buy them the movie......include a copy of Pop magazine with whatshisname on the cover....make sure to over exagerrate it like....."Oh yeah....you love this crap!"

Or just buy them a pair of fake plastic vampire teeth and ask them if they wanna wear them while doing something that cannot be typed up on this family friendly website.

......man I gotta stop drinking.......

Suntory_Times · 11-12-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-twilight

I like this one: If a lion fell in love with a lamb wouldn't that make it a pedophile?

lutefisk69 · 11-12-2009, 12:23 PM

Nightlight

Here it is: the Harvard Lampoon Parody "Nightlight"

jadedeath · 11-12-2009, 12:27 PM

Logan

Nerdkiller likes BD · 11-12-2009, 01:11 PM

Terrably
Written
Imagniationless
Load of
Irredeamably
Gratuitous
Heave-worthy
Trash

Teabaggins · 11-12-2009, 03:26 PM

I bet fans of twilight have enough problems as it with acne, braces, and their newly discovered menstrual cramps(male and females) to need any additional jabs from you. not the mention the abuse they probably suffer from jocks

Nerdkiller likes BD · 11-12-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Teabaggins

I bet fans of twilight have enough problems as it with acne, braces, and their newly discovered menstrual cramps(male and females) to need any additional jabs from you. not the mention the abuse they probably suffer from jocks

No, the jock problem would only be reserved for the male nerds. For the female of the species, they have to go through the b*tchy cheerleaders.

11-11-2009, 10:55 PM	#1
GGX Banned Member since:Oct 2006 Location:Kentwood, Michigan Blu-ray collection:262 Trading Score:2	Any ideas for a 'Twilight' gag gift? I need ideas for a gift that makes fun of the Twilight series of books and movies. Is there some type of book out there along the lines of 'Reasons why the world be better without Twilight'? Any ideas of any sort would be great!

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11-11-2009, 10:59 PM	#2
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	You could print out one of the (I'm sure many) lists of "100 reasons Twilight Sucks"that are out there on the internet. Don't think there is an actual book or anything about it

11-11-2009, 11:01 PM	#3
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	Get one of those F*** Twilight T-shirts

11-11-2009, 11:03 PM	#4
JJ Blu-ray Count Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Miami, FL Home Theater Gallery:99 4K collection:619 Blu-ray collection:1293 DVD collection:31 Digital collection:5 Blu-ray reviews: 18 Trading Score:203	Get them toys from Blade, or a lifesize poster of Wesley Snipes.

11-11-2009, 11:07 PM	#5
Mubbly Active Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Antioch, CA Blu-ray collection:72 Blu-ray reviews:2	http://www.lamebook.com/twilight-saga-and-so-it-begins

11-12-2009, 12:41 AM	#10
toef Blu-ray Champion Member since:May 2008 Location:Isla Nublar 4K collection:229 Blu-ray collection:545 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:4

11-12-2009, 03:55 AM	#11
Sylin Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jun 2007 Location:Nashville Blu-ray collection:1 Trading Score:159	Buy them some hair mousse and some glitter.

11-12-2009, 04:15 AM	#12
JakeNRoland Expert Member Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Bay Area, CA	Get them a bottle of True Blood. That might piss them off. (unless they're into both I guess)

11-12-2009, 04:31 AM	#13
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	If the recipient is male, there's always the Twilight Fleshlight...

11-12-2009, 06:52 AM	#14
Meeklo Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Oct 2008 Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:687 DVD collection:3 Blu-ray reviews:28 Trading Score:25	A good gag gift would be to buy them the movie......include a copy of Pop magazine with whatshisname on the cover....make sure to over exagerrate it like....."Oh yeah....you love this crap!" Or just buy them a pair of fake plastic vampire teeth and ask them if they wanna wear them while doing something that cannot be typed up on this family friendly website. ......man I gotta stop drinking.......

11-12-2009, 12:23 PM	#16
lutefisk69 Senior Member Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Westminster, MD Blu-ray collection:427 DVD collection:1	Nightlight Here it is: the Harvard Lampoon Parody "Nightlight"

11-12-2009, 12:27 PM	#17
jadedeath Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2007	Logan

11-12-2009, 01:11 PM	#18
Nerdkiller likes BD Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Wrestling in Ireland. PSNetwork: Nerdkiller316PSN Nerds beaten up: Loads 4K collection:75 Blu-ray collection:880 Trading Score:1	Terrably Written Imagniationless Load of Irredeamably Gratuitous Heave-worthy Trash

11-12-2009, 03:26 PM	#19
Teabaggins Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Aug 2008	I bet fans of twilight have enough problems as it with acne, braces, and their newly discovered menstrual cramps(male and females) to need any additional jabs from you. not the mention the abuse they probably suffer from jocks

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