Man marries his cat..lol

[BirdManJr]

BERLIN (AFP) – A German postman has married his obese and asthmatic cat Cecilia, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his elderly furry friend dies, the Bild tabloid reported on Monday.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," said the single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, from Possendorf near Dresden in eastern Germany.

"Our hearts beat as one -- it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich paid 300 euros (400 dollars) to a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while the groom's twin brother Erik served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion, Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly miaowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress

[OrlandoEastwood]

That poor cat is going to be dead during the honeymoon.

[Meeklo]

This is all hilarious until he goes to consumate the marriage.

[Q?]

Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

That poor cat is going to be dead during the honeymoon.

Originally Posted by Meeklo

This is all hilarious until he goes to consumate the marriage.

Two bestiality jokes right after another...

This sure is a dirty place, funny though

[crazyBLUE]

And when you think you have seen it all

[QuasidodoJr]

Originally Posted by Meeklo

This is all hilarious until he goes to consumate the marriage.

I'm thinking he may have already taken that step early. He wanted to marry her before she died to make an "honest" cat out of her.

[crazyBLUE]

Originally Posted by QuasidodoJr

I'm thinking he may have already taken that step early. He wanted to marry her before she died to make an "honest" cat out of her.

:rofl :

[Suntory_Times]

Originally Posted by Meeklo

This is all hilarious until he goes to consumate the marriage.

[Show spoiler]

[DetroitSportsFan]

This reminds me of the Jerry Springer show when a man marries a horse.

[Batman1980]

I smell a blatant publicity stunt.

[surfdude12]

it actually makes sense. the buddhist faith would say that him and his cat may have been close friends and/or partners in a previous life, but his cat didn't have the right "karma" to be reborn human. oh well. didnt' matter anyway.

[Suntory_Times]

Originally Posted by surfdude12

it actually makes sense. the buddhist faith would say that him and his cat may have been close friends and/or partners in a previous life, but his cat didn't have the right "karma" to be reborn human. oh well. didnt' matter anyway.

Nice try, but the moment a man marries a cat instead of a girl you know he has serious mental issues or is unable to communicate with other males/females of his own species.

[MCT]

I guess I have to be the one to do it

[Lord_Stewie]

I find it sick. But freedom of choice comes in the picture.

[Q?]

Originally Posted by Lord_Stewie

I find it sick. But freedom of choice comes in the picture.

So the cat willingly agreed to this?

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by Lord_Stewie

I find it sick. But freedom of choice comes in the picture.

Bleh I could see you marrying a cat, I'd prefer my female other to walk on 2 legs.

[Lord_Stewie]

I honestly think Laura (my girlfriend) will have a say about this when I tell her about.

[Nielsb90]

Divorce rates have never been higher.. And people wonder why?

[Suntory_Times]

Originally Posted by Gandalf Stormcrow

Bleh I could see you marrying a cat, I'd prefer my female other to walk on 2 legs.

No legs means easier access, for me though the other must still be human (or that green alien from the new star trek film ).

[P@t_Mtl]

That guy wanted a p@ssy........cat very badly