Ax'em (1992) - Blu-ray Forum

OrlandoEastwood · 06-09-2010, 10:22 PM

What did I just watch? Seriously? Has anyone seen this besides me? O.M.F.G! The film starts off with this room where a bunch of people have gathered, I'm thinking it's an airport lobby or something because I can't figure it out. Then we cut at some larger gathering out in the open with street performers and a DJ.

Then they tell some "Yo' Mama" jokes and then like this killer out in the woods goes to some house and kills an old man in a comedic fashion. And then it has a flashback where this man kills his family and all this crap is going on in under 15 minutes. It's all over the place.

So, we finally get to this group and then this killer starts terrorizing them and killing them with a machete. This killer, by the way, looks kinda like Jason Voorhees without a mask on. And that's pretty much the film. There's big continuity errors in this like people who get killed off are suddenly alive again, I s*** you not.

Has anyone seen this film? This film makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like freakin' American Werewolf in London. Like, I know people give Manos a lot of s***, but seriously, Manos isn't as bad as Ax'em!

kellogs4toniee · 06-09-2010, 10:45 PM

Reading the reviews for that movie makes me laugh. It's def one of those soo ridiculously bad it's funny movies. In this case, so very very very bad that you have to watch it to believe it funny.

opterasis · 06-09-2010, 11:43 PM

About 5 years ago I had the in-store blockbuster movie pass (I forget the actual name of it) and watched pretty much every single horror dvd in the store over the course of a year. I remember this being one of the most absurd things I've ever seen in my life.

Foggy · 06-10-2010, 08:55 AM

O, I know who inspired you to make this thread

[Show spoiler]

OrlandoEastwood · 06-10-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

O, I know who inspired you to make this thread

[Show spoiler]

I am a fan. I won't deny that.

Foggy · 06-10-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

I am a fan. I won't deny that.

It was a very funny review he did, but I don't think it's worse than Las Vegas Bloodbath

OrlandoEastwood · 06-10-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

It was a very funny review he did, but I don't think it's worse than Las Vegas Bloodbath

I have not seen that one. I need to track it down. At least from what it seemed on Las Vegas Bloodbath there wasn't any continuity errors judging from the scenes he put in his review.

06-09-2010, 10:22 PM	#1
OrlandoEastwood Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Jun 2008 Location:R-Point Blu-ray reviews:86 Trading Score:24	Ax'em (1992) What did I just watch? Seriously? Has anyone seen this besides me? O.M.F.G! The film starts off with this room where a bunch of people have gathered, I'm thinking it's an airport lobby or something because I can't figure it out. Then we cut at some larger gathering out in the open with street performers and a DJ. Then they tell some "Yo' Mama" jokes and then like this killer out in the woods goes to some house and kills an old man in a comedic fashion. And then it has a flashback where this man kills his family and all this crap is going on in under 15 minutes. It's all over the place. So, we finally get to this group and then this killer starts terrorizing them and killing them with a machete. This killer, by the way, looks kinda like Jason Voorhees without a mask on. And that's pretty much the film. There's big continuity errors in this like people who get killed off are suddenly alive again, I s*** you not. Has anyone seen this film? This film makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like freakin' American Werewolf in London. Like, I know people give Manos a lot of s**, but seriously, Manos* isn't as bad as Ax'em!

06-10-2010, 08:55 AM	#4
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:29 Blu-ray collection:3591 DVD collection:47	O, I know who inspired you to make this thread [Show spoiler]Cinema Snob

06-09-2010, 10:45 PM	#2
kellogs4toniee Active Member Member since:Jul 2009 Home Theater Gallery:5	Reading the reviews for that movie makes me laugh. It's def one of those soo ridiculously bad it's funny movies. In this case, so very very very bad that you have to watch it to believe it funny.

06-09-2010, 11:43 PM	#3
opterasis Power Member Member since:Jan 2008 Home Theater Gallery:2 4K collection:2 Blu-ray collection:2 Trading Score:6	About 5 years ago I had the in-store blockbuster movie pass (I forget the actual name of it) and watched pretty much every single horror dvd in the store over the course of a year. I remember this being one of the most absurd things I've ever seen in my life.

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