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[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

the following is are the 67 most hated films i have seen, out of 638 total films i've seen.
there may be more that could be added because some films i am unsure about but left them off for the benefit of the doubt. such an example is X-Men 3. i remember really disliking it in theaters, but never watched it since, so i don't know if i full blown HATED it or just thought it sucked lol

so without further waiting, my 67 most hated films, films bold and in red are the top of the top of my most hated list

[Show spoiler]Abandon
American Pie presents Band Camp
Anger Management
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Dead
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
A Serious Man
Babe
Batman & Robin
Beerfest
Boogeyman
Borat
Broken Flowers
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
Captivity
Catch and Release
Cry Wolf
Cujo
Cursed
Daredevil
Dead Snow
The Descent: Part 2
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Eastern Promises
Event Horizon
Fantastic Four
Final Destination 3
The Gift
The Grudge
Halloween: Resurrection
Hannibal Rising
Happy Feet
Hide and Seek
The Hills Have Eyes 2
House of the Dead
Hulk
I Know Who Killed Me
Jarhead
Land of the Dead
Little Nicky
My Bloody Valentine
My Boss’s Daughter
Open Water
Paranoid Park
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Planet of the Apes (2001)
The Recruit
Rest Stop
See No Evil
Semi-Pro
Showgirls
Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Stealth
Stuck on You
Swimfan
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Tigerland
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary
Vacancy
War of the Worlds (2005)
Wolf Creek
Wrong Turn
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Well, you got me interested in seeing how many films I hate now. It sure seems like I don't give out many bad ratings much, but there are actually a bunch of films I dislike.

Out of the 3000+ films I've seen I, found I disliked these 149 (and probably more I missed, especially since I omitted ones I never finished or ones I wasn't sure about). Films listed in blue are the ones I can tolerate regardless of their rating. Films colored magenta are ones I probably need to revisit (would have used yellow, but it doesn't show up well). Ones in red are the ones I loathe entirely!!!

Enjoy!

[Show spoiler]
"BloodRayne 2: Deliverance" 0.5/5
"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" 0.5/5
"Blair Witch Project" 0.5/5
"Barbarella" 0.5/5
"Miami Vice" 1/5
"The Punisher" 1/5
"We Were Soldiers" 1/5
"Hide and Seek" 1/5
"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" 1/5
"War" 1/5
"Meet the Spartans" 1/5
"Final Days of Planet Earth" 1/5
"Alone in the Dark" 1/5
"Lawnmower Man 2" 1/5
"Hollow Man 2" 1/5
"Domino" 1/5
"Chaos" (the horror film, not the Jason Statham movie) 1/5
"Hard Gun" 1/5
"Battle Warrior" 1/5
"Vampires: Los Muertos" 1/5
"Vampires: The Turning" 1/5
"Category 7" 1/5
"Lost in Translation" 1.5/5 (sorry guys )
"Seeing Double" 1.5/5
"House of the Dead" 1.5/5
"Airborne" 1.5/5 (blue only because it's laughable)
"Airport" 1.5/5
"Conquest" 1.5/5
"Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre" 1.5/5
"Street Fighter" 1.5/5
"The Core" 2/5
"Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" 2/5
"Scary Movie 2" 2/5
"Dungeons and Dragons 2: Wrath of the...something or other, I forget now..." 2/5
"Galaxy of Terror" 2/5
"The Omen IV: The Awakening" 2/5
"S Darko" 2/5
"Alexander" 2/5
"The Haunted World of El Superbeasto" 2/5
"Open Water" 2/5
"Man on Fire" 2/5
"Wings of Desire" 2/5 (sorry surfdude et al )
"The Good German" 2/5
"Traffic" 2/5
"Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation" 2/5
"The Cult" 2/5
"The Brink" 2/5
"Battlespace" 2/5
"Apocalypse 1.5" or whatever it is 2/5
"Last House on the Left" original 2/5
"Heart of America" 2/5
"Hannibal" 2/5
"Samurai Princess" 2/5
"Rebirth of Mothra II" 2/5
"The 300 Spartans" 2/5
"Journey of the Doomed" 2/5
"Holy Sword of the Martial World" 2/5
"Swords of Vengeance" 2/5
"Super Mario Brothers" 2/5
"Bangkok Dangerous" Original 2/5
"My Super Ex-Girlfriend" 2/5
"American Graffitti" 2/5
"Shakespeare in Love" 2/5
"Defiance" 2/5
"Young Guns" 2/5
"The Mothman Prophecies" 2/5
"Supernova" 2000 2/5
"I Know What You Did Last Summer" 2/5 (sorry CZAR )
"Romeo Must Die" 2/5
"Bridge to Terabithia" 2/5
"Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" 2/5
"Me Myself and Irene" 2/5
"Runaway Bride" 2/5
"From Hell" 2/5
"SWAT" 2/5
"The Relic" 2/5
"Into the Blue" 2/5
"Memoirs of a Geisha" 2/5
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" Tim Burton's that is 2/5
"The Specialist" 2/5
"Commando" 2/5
"The Covenant" 2/5
"The Big Sleep" 2/5
"Doom" 2/5
"Casino Royale" 1967 2/5
"Renaissance" 2/5
"The Hoax" 2/5
"The Manchurian Candidate" 2004 2/5
"Seven Swords" 2/5
"Along Came a Spider" 2/5
"The Jacket" 2/5
"MirrorMask" 2/5
"Crank" 2/5
"Point Break" 2/5
"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" 2/5
"Hard to Kill" 2/5
"The Usual Suspects" 2/5
"Black Sheep" 2006 2/5 (sorry squiddy, big film-noir fan )
"Big Fish" 2/5 (sorry guys )
"The Tuxedo" 2/5
"Thirteen Days" 2/5
"Perfect Creature" 2/5
"Millennium Actress" 2/5
"xXx: State of the Union" 2/5
"The Enforcer" 1995 2/5
"The English Patient" 2/5
"The Day of the Jackal" 2/5
"The Grudge" 2/5
"Payback" 2/5
"Behind Enemy Lines" 2.5/5
"Friday the 13th" Original 2.5/5 (sorry CZAR )
"All the President's Men" 2.5/5
"Poseidon" 2.5/5
"A Fish Called Wanda" 2.5/5
"Nosfetatu" 2.5/5
"Stigmata" 2.5/5
"Highlander 2" 2.5/5
"Superman III" 2.5/5
"Ultraviolet" 2.5/5
"The Spirit" 2.5/5
"Rebirth of Mothra" 2.5/5 (blue only because it's laughable)
"Halloween: Resurrection" 2.5/5
"Scooby Doo" 2.5/5
"City of the Living Dead" 2.5/5
"Babylon AD" 2.5/5
"Battlefield Earth" 2.5/5
"Jackie Brown" 2.5/5
"The Last Sentinel" 2.5/5
"Twin Daggers" 2.5/5
"Legion" 2.5/5
"Planet 51" 2.5/5
"In the Name of the King" 2.5/5
"Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" 2.5/5
"Return to House on Haunted Hill" 2.5/5
"Angel of Death" 2.5/5
"Cloverfield" 2.5/5
"The Crow: Wicked Prayer" 2.5/5
"Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning" or something like that 2.5/5
"Dumb and Dumberer" 2.5/5
"Aliens vs Predator: Requiem" 2.5/5
"Two Tigers" 2.5/5
"Wrong Turn" 2.5/5
"Rest Stop" 2.5/5
"Curious Case of Benjamin Button" 3/5
"10,000 BC" 3/5
"Year One" 3/5
"Shrek" 3/5
"Scary Movie" 3/5
"King Arthur" 3/5

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by Gandalf Stormcrow

It actually did remind me a bit of the Matrix - an unlikely hero, line between reality and fantasy blurred, small group against huge enemy army, etc. Mostly it reminds me of Paprika which I still need to get in HD.

I figured it would have something in common with "The Matrix," but since it was a dream-themed movie, I was wondering if there would be any paralells with "Paprika." That's cool.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Steve46

Three Colors Trilogy
Directed by Krzysztof Kieslowski

I decided to borrow all three parts of the trilogy from my local library after seeing The Double Life of Veronique recently. I sat down to watch part one yesterday, not really expecting much.

I was wrong.

The stories pulled me in and I ended up watching the entire trilogy.

Blue
Starring Juliette Binoche

What is it about French women and huge dark eyes? This opening story starts like a Hitchcock movie with a shot of a leaky brake cable underneath a car. Sure enough, it crashes

[Show spoiler]killing Julie's composer husband and her little girl.

Julie deals with life in the only way she knows how, desperate to feel something. Her journey is very interesting and I was drawn in almost immediately. I cared what happened to her.

White
Starring Zbigniew Zamachowski

This also starts off in Paris and we see a Polish man appearing in court. His wife wants a divorce. There's a lot of humor in this tale as he travels back to Poland and plots how to get even with his wife. Some of the events are bizarre, others funny, a few sad. The time races by.

Red
Starring Irène Jacob

This is the best of a very strong trilogy and is set in Geneva. It plays as a mystery and stars the incredibly beautiful and talented Irène Jacob (The Double Life of Veronique). She runs over a dog and it fully recovers. She meets the owner and a series of strange events occur. There's a lot of emotion as she is initially disgusted before developing an understanding with the owner. There are many deep themes running through this one and the closing scenes tie the whole trilogy together brilliantly.

It's available in France as part of a set which also includes The Double Life of Veronique (Region B). I was tempted until reading a recent review which says the transfer is weak and only 1080i.

If Criterion gets hold of this trilogy to complement February's release of Veronique, I'll snap it up in an instant.

This is a great trilogy for Criterion fans, as well as those who liked The Double Life of Veronique and Irène Jacob's performance in that. I've been thinking about it all day.

Steve, is it only at the end of the third that we see a connection to the other stories?

[Steve46]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Steve, is it only at the end of the third that we see a connection to the other stories?

You see Juliette Binoche poke her head around a door in the second movie after starring as the main character in the first.

No strong connections until the closing scenes of part three. They could be watched independently without losing much at all.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

watched this on abc family earlier today. love this movie. very, very funny

i still prefer the original though, because in terms of being "realistic" the first is MUCH more believable than this one. the New York setting is nice, but Kevin at home was much more entertaining and seemed logically real since he knows his house much more than an abandoned house he's spent 5 hours with in New York. and the whole getting a hotel room by himself and whatnot was also funny, but kind of laugh because it's so ridiculous. it's one thing for the robbers to be dumb, but everyone in New York City as well?

BUT! this movie contains one of the best lines of dialogue ever by Marv:
"suck brick, kid!"

and Marv alone is reason enough to see this movie.
on a side note, i thought they definitely should have had Daniel Stern (Marv) be a relative of Kramer's (from Seinfeld) in a few episodes. that would have been great to see since their mannerisms are very much alike between these two characters

a great Christmas movie. and they never should have made a third and a fourth film

4/5

For some reason, I cant watch these films. Slapstick has always been lost on me. Even as a child I couldnt watch Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

Well, you got me interested in seeing how many films I hate now. It sure seems like I don't give out many bad ratings much, but there are actually a bunch of films I dislike.

Out of the 3000+ films I've seen I, found I disliked these 149 (and probably more I missed, especially since I omitted ones I never finished or ones I wasn't sure about). Films listed in blue are the ones I can tolerate regardless of their rating. Films colored magenta are ones I probably need to revisit (would have used yellow, but it doesn't show up well). Ones in red are the ones I loathe entirely!!!

Enjoy!

"Lost in Translation" 1.5/5

"American Graffitti" 2/5

"Bridge to Terabithia" 2/5

"The Usual Suspects" 2/5

"A Fish Called Wanda" 2.5/5

[Lepidopterous]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

NO, the was spanking Marcus, not you. Since he cant keep track of how many movies he hates.

So much spanking going around on this thread. Maybe the Baron should take on a different title...

[Show spoiler]

[Lepidopterous]

Originally Posted by jhiggy23

Contempt (Le Mepris)

[Show spoiler]PQ: 4 stars (out of 5)

Some scenes looked fantastic and others looked like a dvd, but I was still pleased.


AQ: 4 stars (out of 5)


Film: 4 stars (out of 4)


Synopsis:

Jean-Luc Godard’s subversive foray into commercial filmmaking is a star-studded Cinemascope epic. Contempt (Le Mépris) stars Michel Piccoli as a screenwriter torn between the demands of a proud European director (played by legendary director Fritz Lang), a crude and arrogant American producer (Jack Palance), and his disillusioned wife, Camille (Brigitte Bardot), as he attempts to doctor the script for a new film version of The Odyssey. The Criterion Collection is proud to present this brilliant study of marital breakdown, artistic compromise, and the cinematic process in a new special edition.

Note: this was taken from the Criterion website--the film is out of print on Criterion dvd.


Review:

I loved this film and it immediately places itself among my top 50 favorites. It's the fifth Godard I've seen (Pierrot Le Fou, Breathless, Vivre Sa Vie, Le Petit Soldat) and the second without Anna Karina. I would rank it just below Vivre Sa Vie, but it's still fantastic.

Brigitte Bardot was without a doubt the most famous European actress in the world in 1963 and as one of the special features states, the only modern European woman who exceeded her popularity was Princess Diana. She's wonderful in this role and reminds me a bit of Monica Vitti in Red Desert, in that her feelings are suppressed and it's difficult to really understand where her pain is coming from.

I can understand how some would find this film tireless, especially the half hour long scene between Brigitte and Michel in their apartment. However, that scene is the most fascinating and realistic depiction of love gone lost in a relationship I have ever seen. Only Godard could've written dialogue this authentic.

Two other points: the cinematography and photography are stunning, especially in Capri. Lastly, the music is some of the best I've heard. Camille's theme, which I posted below, is used over and over in the film. Normally, I would say that overuse is a bad thing but here it's used at important times and is just a beautiful piece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Bcd...eature=related

Very sexy film and some of his best cinematography. It just sucks we can't see a Criterion release.

Originally Posted by jhiggy23

Love and Other Drugs (theater)


Film: 3 1/2 (out of 4)

[Show spoiler]Hard to believe that Ed Zwick, director of such acclaimed war movies as Glory, The Last Samurai, Blood Diamond, and Defiance, took on a romantic comedy. The fact that he did it successfully shows just how good of a director he is, especially in such a formulaic genre.

I thought the acting here was fantastic--Gyllenhaal just keeps getting better. Anne Hathaway probably would get an Oscar nom if it weren't for such an unusually deep year in that category. She plays the early onset of Parkinson's role very well.

What I liked about this film is it does what romantic comedies are supposed to do, but then goes a step further. The film is genuinely moving, with the scenes at the convention and at the buffet really sticking out. It is also quite funny, with many laugh out loud parts. What makes it go a step further is that it defies formula and aims to comment on the pharmaceutical industry. While it doesn't do so as well as it could have, the thoughts are still there.

Thanks for the review! I really want to see this. Zwick is an excellent filmmaker although it's a comedy. Suggest a blind-buy?

The other comedy I'm waiting for this year is How Do You Know?

Originally Posted by jhiggy23

Night and Fog (Criterion dvd)

[Show spoiler]Film: 4 stars (out of 4)

Synopsis:

Ten years after the liberation of the Nazi concentration camps, filmmaker Alain Resnais documented the abandoned grounds of Auschwitz. One of the first cinematic reflections on the horrors of the Holocaust, Night and Fog (Nuit et brouillard) contrasts the stillness of the abandoned camps’ quiet, empty buildings with haunting wartime footage. With Night and Fog, Resnais investigates the cyclical nature of man’s violence toward man and presents the unsettling suggestion that such horrors could come again.


Review:

A must see for everybody. This film came out a very short time after WWII ended, and showed to the world the horrors of the Holocaust as it had never been seen. At that time, many people still thought the whole thing was a hoax (how idiots today can still deny it is beyond me--Ahmadinejad, among others). The footage is powerful, although you've probably seen it before. The composer and narrator are both Holocaust survivors, which is something to note. I found the narration to be very eloquent.

Completely agree. This is seriously one of the best documentaries I have ever seen.

[Lepidopterous]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

No, he wasnt. He has never drank, smoked, drugged or used foul language beyond damn it, and was always super mellow.

[Show spoiler]It happened before I was "educated" on the subject. I was asking questions and receiving weird responses and he started behaving oddly. Sooooo, succumbing to my curiosity and throwing good sense to the wind, I made the mistake of probing further and pushing buttons. It was my fault and I knew it once he was gone. And he was GONE. He thought we were the Koreans and was enraged and violent. The only saving grace, was in his delusional state, he was tied to the chair. But it was scary watching him trying to "break his bonds". Watching him come back to 1978 USA was a scary as watching him leave too. I learned my lesson about trying to help people in a field where I am not qualified. We got him to seek professional help after that and he's never had an episode since.

Was he always unstable or was it more of a sort of mental purging? What's scary is they are usually completely normal and extremely repressed.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by DjMethod

Was he always unstable or was it more of a sort of mental purging? What's scary is they are usually completely normal and extremely repressed.

Always outwardly stable. Repressed? You bet! The king of "Dont think about it, and everything will be OK". Wrong! Keeping stuff like that (and other issues) bottled up only leads to one thing, Michael Bay type Sploshuns. Gotta face that crap head on if you want to get through/past it.

[Lepidopterous]

Originally Posted by AKORIS

I rate it 3 stars out of 5 but my rating system appears to be different than most here-- 3 stars means a good movie, not "mediocre or average".
4 stars means very good to excellent, and 5 stars is outstanding...

My system is similar to a strict academic scale. An "A" would be a 4.5/5. An "A+" or outstanding movie would be a 5/5. My scores don't average around a 2.5 because then that's saying I think half of all movies I watch are bad or terrible, which is not the case. A movie doesn't have to do much to earn a 2 or 2.5, similarly to how you would have to be entirely mentally absent to get lower than a 25-50% on an exam. It just has to be "passable". If I think it was a waste of time or a failure, then it deserves a failing grade, and the degree of how much it failed (very slightly to miserably) is reflected in a 0.5-2.5/5 score.

[Lepidopterous]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Always outwardly stable. Repressed? You bet! The king of "Dont think about it, and everything will be OK". Wrong! Keeping stuff like that (and other issues) bottled up only leads to one thing, Michael Bay type Sploshuns. Gotta face that crap head on if you want to get through/past it.

Yep. I can't even imagine how difficult it must be though.

[iam1bearcat]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

Hmm...aren't a lot of the funnest sci-fi movies like that though? "The Matrix"? "Dark City"? "Avatar"?

oh great... this doesn't help me want to see Inception!

really disliked Dark City (2/5)
really disliked Avatar (2/5)

haven't seen The Matrix and really don't have the urge to

Inception just keeps getting beat down in my book. it may never even crack the top 50 of my queue!

[iam1bearcat]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

Well, you got me interested in seeing how many films I hate now. It sure seems like I don't give out many bad ratings much, but there are actually a bunch of films I dislike.

Out of the 3000+ films I've seen I, found I disliked these 149 (and probably more I missed, especially since I omitted ones I never finished or ones I wasn't sure about). Films listed in blue are the ones I can tolerate regardless of their rating. Films colored magenta are ones I probably need to revisit (would have used yellow, but it doesn't show up well). Ones in red are the ones I loathe entirely!!!

Enjoy!

[Show spoiler]
"BloodRayne 2: Deliverance" 0.5/5
"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" 0.5/5
"Blair Witch Project" 0.5/5
"Barbarella" 0.5/5
"Miami Vice" 1/5
"The Punisher" 1/5
"We Were Soldiers" 1/5
"Hide and Seek" 1/5
"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" 1/5
"War" 1/5
"Meet the Spartans" 1/5
"Final Days of Planet Earth" 1/5
"Alone in the Dark" 1/5
"Lawnmower Man 2" 1/5
"Hollow Man 2" 1/5
"Domino" 1/5
"Chaos" (the horror film, not the Jason Statham movie) 1/5
"Hard Gun" 1/5
"Battle Warrior" 1/5
"Vampires: Los Muertos" 1/5
"Vampires: The Turning" 1/5
"Category 7" 1/5
"Lost in Translation" 1.5/5 (sorry guys )
"Seeing Double" 1.5/5
"House of the Dead" 1.5/5
"Airborne" 1.5/5 (blue only because it's laughable)
"Airport" 1.5/5
"Conquest" 1.5/5
"Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre" 1.5/5
"Street Fighter" 1.5/5
"The Core" 2/5
"Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" 2/5
"Scary Movie 2" 2/5
"Dungeons and Dragons 2: Wrath of the...something or other, I forget now..." 2/5
"Galaxy of Terror" 2/5
"The Omen IV: The Awakening" 2/5
"S Darko" 2/5
"Alexander" 2/5
"The Haunted World of El Superbeasto" 2/5
"Open Water" 2/5
"Man on Fire" 2/5
"Wings of Desire" 2/5 (sorry surfdude et al )
"The Good German" 2/5
"Traffic" 2/5
"Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation" 2/5
"The Cult" 2/5
"The Brink" 2/5
"Battlespace" 2/5
"Apocalypse 1.5" or whatever it is 2/5
"Last House on the Left" original 2/5
"Heart of America" 2/5
"Hannibal" 2/5
"Samurai Princess" 2/5
"Rebirth of Mothra II" 2/5
"The 300 Spartans" 2/5
"Journey of the Doomed" 2/5
"Holy Sword of the Martial World" 2/5
"Swords of Vengeance" 2/5
"Super Mario Brothers" 2/5
"Bangkok Dangerous" Original 2/5
"My Super Ex-Girlfriend" 2/5
"American Graffitti" 2/5
"Shakespeare in Love" 2/5
"Defiance" 2/5
"Young Guns" 2/5
"The Mothman Prophecies" 2/5
"Supernova" 2000 2/5
"I Know What You Did Last Summer" 2/5 (sorry CZAR )
"Romeo Must Die" 2/5
"Bridge to Terabithia" 2/5
"Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" 2/5
"Me Myself and Irene" 2/5
"Runaway Bride" 2/5
"From Hell" 2/5
"SWAT" 2/5
"The Relic" 2/5
"Into the Blue" 2/5
"Memoirs of a Geisha" 2/5
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" Tim Burton's that is 2/5
"The Specialist" 2/5
"Commando" 2/5
"The Covenant" 2/5
"The Big Sleep" 2/5
"Doom" 2/5
"Casino Royale" 1967 2/5
"Renaissance" 2/5
"The Hoax" 2/5
"The Manchurian Candidate" 2004 2/5
"Seven Swords" 2/5
"Along Came a Spider" 2/5
"The Jacket" 2/5
"MirrorMask" 2/5
"Crank" 2/5
"Point Break" 2/5
"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" 2/5
"Hard to Kill" 2/5
"The Usual Suspects" 2/5
"Black Sheep" 2006 2/5 (sorry squiddy, big film-noir fan )
"Big Fish" 2/5 (sorry guys )
"The Tuxedo" 2/5
"Thirteen Days" 2/5
"Perfect Creature" 2/5
"Millennium Actress" 2/5
"xXx: State of the Union" 2/5
"The Enforcer" 1995 2/5
"The English Patient" 2/5
"The Day of the Jackal" 2/5
"The Grudge" 2/5
"Payback" 2/5
"Behind Enemy Lines" 2.5/5
"Friday the 13th" Original 2.5/5 (sorry CZAR )
"All the President's Men" 2.5/5
"Poseidon" 2.5/5
"A Fish Called Wanda" 2.5/5
"Nosfetatu" 2.5/5
"Stigmata" 2.5/5
"Highlander 2" 2.5/5
"Superman III" 2.5/5
"Ultraviolet" 2.5/5
"The Spirit" 2.5/5
"Rebirth of Mothra" 2.5/5 (blue only because it's laughable)
"Halloween: Resurrection" 2.5/5
"Scooby Doo" 2.5/5
"City of the Living Dead" 2.5/5
"Babylon AD" 2.5/5
"Battlefield Earth" 2.5/5
"Jackie Brown" 2.5/5
"The Last Sentinel" 2.5/5
"Twin Daggers" 2.5/5
"Legion" 2.5/5
"Planet 51" 2.5/5
"In the Name of the King" 2.5/5
"Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" 2.5/5
"Return to House on Haunted Hill" 2.5/5
"Angel of Death" 2.5/5
"Cloverfield" 2.5/5
"The Crow: Wicked Prayer" 2.5/5
"Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning" or something like that 2.5/5
"Dumb and Dumberer" 2.5/5
"Aliens vs Predator: Requiem" 2.5/5
"Two Tigers" 2.5/5
"Wrong Turn" 2.5/5
"Rest Stop" 2.5/5
"Curious Case of Benjamin Button" 3/5
"10,000 BC" 3/5
"Year One" 3/5
"Shrek" 3/5
"Scary Movie" 3/5
"King Arthur" 3/5

a lot on your list i haven't seen, but have at least heard of. but seeing my precious The Blair Witch Project on this list hurts and then seeing the score of 0.5/5 hurts even more and then seeing it in red?!

and of the ones i've seen, The Blair Witch Project being on this list easily was the one that hurt the most. and you just smash down with the third spot! (probably just how the list turned out i'm guessing )

[iam1bearcat]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

For some reason, I cant watch these films. Slapstick has always been lost on me. Even as a child I couldnt watch Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges.

whooooooo?!

[Show spoiler] just kidding. well, kind of. i know who the Three Stooges are, but never had any interest in watching their films.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

oh great... this doesn't help me want to see Inception!

really disliked Dark City (2/5)
really disliked Avatar (2/5)

haven't seen The Matrix and really don't have the urge to

Inception just keeps getting beat down in my book. it may never even crack the top 50 of my queue!

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by DjMethod

Yep. I can't even imagine how difficult it must be though.

Yep. We could try all we like, but being in those shoes is something we could never comprehend.

[iam1bearcat]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

it took me three minutes to figure out what you added here lol

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

it took me three minutes to figure out what you added here lol

Really surprised at your lack of desire to see The Matrix. It brought some new stuff (technicals) to the table.

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

it took me three minutes to figure out what you added here lol

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Watched Taken

Reviewed before I'm pretty sure.

Liam Neeson is in it. He's awesome. So is the movie. Watch it.

Rating - 4.75/5