Worst movies ever made

[SammyB]

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate. Then I'd say Troll 2 takes 2nd place.

But those were low budget, directed by nobodys and acted by nobodys.

Worst movies from hollywood.

Twister. I was forced to see this a couple dozen times. Back when I was in school, on one of those free days, a teacher would always show it. It haunted me for 8 or 9 years. It is so horribly bad.

The Perfect Storm Terrible on so many levels. Bad characters.

The Happening I stared at my screen, saying is this really happening? No redeeming qualities.

The Sixth Sense I saw it coming a mile away. Once you figure out the "twist", it becomes an endurance test.

Unbreakable Shyamalan does it again. Overly somber mood feels forced, boring, and made me tired. Bad characters. Bad dialog. And the "twist" made me laugh.

I Know Who Killed Me Wow. Really bad story, acting, writing, and dialog. A line that goes something like "that's life, people get cut" is brilliant writing.

Saw(entire series) Basic horror movie. Not really the worst, but way too popular for what it is. I found the 1st boring, and the rest cheesy.

GIrl Interrupted Laughable acting (mostly Jolie's), corny at times, and at other times tries to pull at the heart strings too hard.

Powder Blue (low budget, known actors) Over the top, tries to be sappy. Cheesy.

Titanic Over the top dialog, artificial characters. Trys too hard to pull at the heart strings.

Speed That's something awful.

Avatar Come on. Poor characters, cheesy scene after cheesy scene. Terrible dialog.

AlienS (the 2nd Alien movie) almost made the list. The dialog was so artificial. Too many characters were 2 dimensional, and stereotypical (tough girl, constantly acting overly tough, tough guys constantly acting overly tough). The only saving grace was the action. The action scenes kept me distracted from the horrible writing.

These are my opinions of course.

[Pondosinatra]

Enough said.

[Flatnate]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate

I also have to put in my number one vote for "Manos: The Hands of Fate".

It is soOOO bad that it is hard to watch MST3K even riff it, just excruciating.

[SammyB]

Originally Posted by Flatnate

I also have to put in my number one vote for "Manos: The Hands of Fate".

It is soOOO bad that it is hard to watch MST3K even riff it, just excruciating.

Completely agree. I saw Manos on MST3K, and it took every thing I had to finish it. That stop button was so tempting.

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate. Then I'd say Troll 2 takes 2nd place.

But those were low budget, directed by nobodys and acted by nobodys.

Worst movies from hollywood.

Twister. I was forced to see this a couple dozen times. Back when I was in school, on one of those free days, a teacher would always show it. It haunted me for 8 or 9 years. It is so horribly bad.

The Perfect Storm Terrible on so many levels. Bad characters.

The Happening I stared at my screen, saying is this really happening? No redeeming qualities.

The Sixth Sense I saw it coming a mile away. Once you figure out the "twist", it becomes an endurance test.

Unbreakable Shyamalan does it again. Overly somber mood feels forced, boring, and made me tired. Bad characters. Bad dialog. And the "twist" made me laugh.

I Know Who Killed Me Wow. Really bad story, acting, writing, and dialog. A line that goes something like "that's life, people get cut" is brilliant writing.

Saw(entire series) Basic horror movie. Not really the worst, but way too popular for what it is. I found the 1st boring, and the rest cheesy.

GIrl Interrupted Laughable acting (mostly Jolie's), corny at times, and at other times tries to pull at the heart strings too hard.

Powder Blue (low budget, known actors) Over the top, tries to be sappy. Cheesy.

Titanic Over the top dialog, artificial characters. Trys too hard to pull at the heart strings.

Speed That's something awful.

Avatar Come on. Poor characters, cheesy scene after cheesy scene. Terrible dialog.

AlienS (the 2nd Alien movie) almost made the list. The dialog was so artificial. Too many characters were 2 dimensional, and stereotypical (tough girl, constantly acting overly tough, tough guys constantly acting overly tough). The only saving grace was the action. The action scenes kept me distracted from the horrible writing.

These are my opinions of course.

wow

[SammyB]

Originally Posted by BigLuvJason

wow

Wow, as in you don't agree and think I'm a bit of a loon? Or wow, you agree, those movies sucked.

And I'm aware, some movies on my list are considered great, like Titanic, and Girl Interrupted. But I have a big problem with movies that try too hard to be serious and somber. Like I said, they try too hard to pull at the heart strings. It just ends up feeling artificial and fake, which is the opposite of emotion.

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Wow, as in you don't agree and think I'm a bit of a loon? Or wow, you agree, those movies sucked.

And I'm aware, some movies on my list are considered great, like Titanic, and Girl Interrupted. But I have a big problem with movies that try too hard to be serious and somber. Like I said, they try too hard to pull at the heart strings. It just ends up feeling artificial and fake, which is the opposite of emotion.

wow as in, its amazing how many people can LOVE certain movies but there are still a few here and there that hate them

[remake]

These are just from the movies I've seen this year... there's probably a lot more I ****ing hate.




Should be retitled "the zombies don't show up until the last 20 minutes, and when they do, they're just a bunch of girls with raccoon makeup."




The first one was surprisingly enjoyable. The second was the most boring movie ever.




WHAT THE **** WAS THIS?!? Cover art is false advertising. ANYONE could make a better movie than this.




Another shitty, terrible low as **** budget "horror" film. Kellan Lutz isn't even the main character and his name is first on the cover art. I think he's the only reason this movie got a DVD release. It should've remained shelved.




The tag line should be "You'll be emotionless when your friends die."




A PG-13 sh!tfest where the lead girl spends the first hour of the movie lounging around her house, listening to a radio show, while her friends are at a party.




Read about this in Fangoria magazine. They called it a decent indie movie with a great twist. I was a fan of twist endings, so I watched it. The entire movie is a guy who moves to his friends house, where his "goth" friend and his goth girlfriend, and all their friends, are in a secret group where they meet up in a barn and drink each other's blood. Anyway, by the end of the movie they beat the lead guy up, and take turns drinking his blood. And then we find out

[Show spoiler]the lead guy had HIV.

Slow boring ass movie with a shitty twist.

[slimdude]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

The Happening I stared at my screen, saying is this really happening? No redeeming qualities.

The Sixth Sense I saw it coming a mile away. Once you figure out the "twist", it becomes an endurance test.

Unbreakable Shyamalan does it again. Overly somber mood feels forced, boring, and made me tired. Bad characters. Bad dialog. And the "twist" made me laugh.

M. Night Shyamalan has been listed as one of the worst Movie Directors in the industry, and I can see why. The last few movies that he'd made, were box office flops!

[aces high]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

[charlieray1]

I don't know about "worst film ever" but I sure didn't get Eyes Wide Shut. It makes me crazy when people say that a movie is boring because it generally just means that have no patience for story/character development, but I have to admit that that one bored me. Everyone spoke so slowly and I just didn't get the point.

I know it has it's fans, but I suspect that if it hadn't been by Kubrick it would have been quickly forgotten. (IMO anyway.)

[charlieray1]

One more! Lady In The Water. Geez I hated that, and I'm not a M. Night basher -- in fact I love several of his films -- but that one was wretched. I thought that The Happening (weak as it was) was far better, or at least had the potential to be. To me, LITW was just self-important, pretentious dreck.

[s2mikey]

Originally Posted by charlieray1

I don't know about "worst film ever" but I sure didn't get Eyes Wide Shut. It makes me crazy when people say that a movie is boring because it generally just means that have no patience for story/character development, but I have to admit that that one bored me. Everyone spoke so slowly and I just didn't get the point.

I know it has it's fans, but I suspect that if it hadn't been by Kubrick it would have been quickly forgotten. (IMO anyway.)

I like Eyes Wide Shut but I DO hate the fact that every line is delivered as if the audio was slowed down a little bit. Its like "spit it out, would ya?". Its a great concept and some of the scenes are breath-taking. But, yeah, it can be a tedious watch at times. Thats Stanleys style though.