almost HAD TO USE MY GUN today

[TylerDurden]

Rule #1 Never aim at anything you do not intend to shoot.

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by TylerDurden

Rule #1 Never aim at anything you do not intend to shoot.

isn't rule #1 of gun safety always treat your gun as if it were loaded??

it's been 15 years since i took hunter safety and i'm a little fuzzy on which one was rule 1.

[oly]

Rule #2 If you're an accountant, you're not the Terminator.

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by MrFattBill

You and me both.

I get the impression the woman was there to meet someone and he freaked HER out, lol.

Bill

that's exactly what i was thinking too!!

Originally Posted by oly

Rule #2 If you're an accountant, you're not the Terminator.

[dfinch]

Originally Posted by oly

Rule #2 If you're an accountant, you're not the Terminator.

I am not 'the Terminator.' I am involved in a dangerous line of work protecting innocent civilians from the wolves of the city and I cannot let my guard slip for even one second.

[filmnut5]

Originally Posted by returnofthemack

the really funny thing about this is i was totally buying his story untill it got to the part about practicing drills and summersaults lol

ROTM--Practicing sommersaults is vital...if you're James Tyberius Kirk.

Originally Posted by dfinch

I am not 'the Terminator.' I am involved in a dangerous line of work protecting innocent civilians from the wolves of the city and I cannot let my guard slip for even one second.

Relax man. It was a woman you probably scared the sh*t out of. Hence her rapid walk into the building. Are things really that bad in your city, that this type of encounter had you that nervous?....Seriously DF, I'm asking????

[dfinch]

I did some reflecting this evening after Ninjitsu training with my sensei and realized that I played the whole situation terribly. I don't know what I was thinking. Next time I spot a suspicious individual following me, I'll perform a soft takedown, manual weapon frisk and ask the individual a series of questions related to origination, destination and intent.

[djgeneral]

Lol wut?!

[iam1bearcat]

Originally Posted by dfinch

I did some reflecting this evening after Ninjitsu training with my sensei and realized that I played the whole situation terribly. I don't know what I was thinking. Next time I spot a suspicious individual following me, I'll perform a soft takedown, manual weapon frisk and ask the individual a series of questions related to origination, destination and intent.

you're an accountant... yet also apparently trained to fight T-1000's and act as if the apocalypse is upon us which one is it??? lol

and if you would have done what you mention above, then sadly we never would have this glorious thread because you would be sitting in a jail cell

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by dfinch

I did some reflecting this evening after Ninjitsu training with my sensei and realized that I played the whole situation terribly. I don't know what I was thinking. Next time I spot a suspicious individual following me, I'll perform a soft takedown, manual weapon frisk and ask the individual a series of questions related to origination, destination and intent.

this is all i'm picturing right now!!

[Col. Zombie]

Originally Posted by dfinch

I am not 'the Terminator.' I am involved in a dangerous line of work protecting innocent civilians from the wolves of the city and I cannot let my guard slip for even one second.

Rule #3, never think of yourself more highly than you ought.

EDIT, after reading the following thread.

Originally Posted by dfinch

I did some reflecting this evening after Ninjitsu training with my sensei and realized that I played the whole situation terribly. I don't know what I was thinking. Next time I spot a suspicious individual following me, I'll perform a soft takedown, manual weapon frisk and ask the individual a series of questions related to origination, destination and intent.

Oh, I get it now, this is all a joke and this guy is trying to break up the boredom.

Well played sir, well played. Remember however that this is a movie site and most of the folks here already have plenty of entertainment.

[Flatnate]

Yes! Stay vigilant my friend!

Make sure you incorporate your t3 Mobile Defender in to your training regimen as well.

[Hatter]

Originally Posted by oly

Rule #2 If you're an accountant, you're not the Terminator.

Hey man, Terminators can be everywhere. I was on my way home on the bus and five STM (bus/metro police) workers in heavy gear told the bud driver to stop. Instead of going through the front door, they went to the back door. It's a door that two parts close towards the center. Anyway, like a T-1000, one stuck his hand throughthe middle of the swinging door to open it. It was crazy.

[arcadeforest]

Originally Posted by oly

Rule #2 If you're an accountant, you're not the Terminator.

lol, crap I just about pissed myself